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Walking by niallsb: Forevolution

January 16th, 2008 3:49 AM / Location: -40.85729,145.24793

INSTRUCTIONS: Walk 25 miles.

Firstly, if you don't excercise regually then NEVER attempt this task. I regret completing this one, you will too.

I decided to try to walk 25 miles aka. 40.2336 km from sunset to sunrise. I have to admit that I'm not the fittest person so this was a challenge.

I packed a drink, a camera, a reading light (didn't have a working torch), two sandwiches, sandshoes (sneakers), socks. I was wearing my signature rainbow monkey jacket and sandals (big mistake) when I left.

See the route I took.

Most of the journey was uneventful. In fact, for half of it I wasn't even aware I was really walking, my mind was elsewhere, in a kind of half-tired, half-bored stupor. The whole walk was extremely boring.

I realise that the point of this task is to get more people walking so as to reduce conjestion in the city, so walking in the country is pointless. Meh.

To show that I did in fact walk this, I took photos of all the road signs that pointed me to my next destination. Let me give you what happened that was worth mentioning:

I walked around the Green Hills then out to the Stanley Turnoff. From there, I turned right and started to make my way towards Smithton. Nothing happened for a while. I heard lots of bush animals running or bounding away from me when I got near them. Stayed next to the highway, still bored. A few cars passed me. One man (only) did stop but I sent him on, reassuring him I was not stranded. Got to the road that led to Forest. Started walking that way.

I think the cows were scared of me. Well, there was a hell of a lot of cows in the field next to me and everytime I moved forward they moved around a bit. I started walking along but they started running. In the same direction. I was literally walking alongside this semi-stampede and it was really freaking me out. I was worried the cows might break through the fence and trample me.

I got really weary walking towards Forest. I wanted food, water and rest. It took all my will power not to stop on the side of the (very dark) road and recuparate there. I was about to stop when I saw two pinpricks of light. I though it must be the lamposts in Forest. If I could just get over the next hill...

5 hills later, my depth perception returned although it turns out I was right. They were the lamposts in the centre of Forest. I sat down on a nice rock that was just passing though Forest's centre (which is just a crossroads really) and ate and drank.

I thought I lost my way on the next leg of my journey, and may have been panicking, had I not been so tired. I never actually lost my way, it was just dark. When I got to the Wiltshire turnoff my feet were starting to hurt.

The last 11-ish kilometres were the hardest. Both feet were hurting badly and I had to keep stopping to sit down. I wasn't getting anywhere fast. As I made my very slow progress down the highway, it started to get lighter. The sky was getting less of a dark violet and more of an dark indigo.

I finally got to the Stanley Turnoff. My feet were hurting to the extreme. I changed into my sandshoes and ignored the phone box. It was getting lighter. After many stops, I decided I could not continue along the road. I walked along a path (marker C on the map) out to the beach hoping that the sand would be more gentle on my feet. I was wrong. It was only slightly less painful. I traveled about 1 kilometre down the beach before sitting down on a piece of driftwood. I stayed there for a while.

By this point the sun had risen. Well, I didn't complete my own personal goal but I didn't really care. See the video to get an idea of my mood. I was tired, felt sick and was in pain. Not happy Jan. I was saved by a man, Chris, and his dog, Curly. He was walking along the beach and passed me. We exchanged pleasantries. He noticed I was hurt and I explained what I'd been doing. He offered to take me back into town. For a brief second I considered declining but regard for my honour was put aside. I took him up on his offer.

His house, and car, was actually a little past point C so I needed to walk another kilometre and a bit back so I could get a lift. At this point I just gritted my teeth and bared it. I just wanted my bed. We talked for a bit. I found out he was a specialist wood supplier (for guitars and things). He drove me back into town and dropped me off at my house. I went to bed after taking a photo of the clock.

Now I know what you're saying "He didn't complete his journey" Well actually I didn't need to. The path I chose was over the 40.2336 km gaol. It was about 43km. All I needed to do was walk 40.2336 of those. I worked out my path on the beach and I honestly believe that I did walk 25 miles. If not I was bloody close to it.

Vanessa Carlton and The Proclaimers need to be slapped.

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Sunrise and I'm in a lot of pain
Packing
And off I go!
I left at...
Sunset
The Lights of Stanley
View from the Green Hills
Stanley Road Sign
Turnoff Sign 1
Strange Noise
No Foxes
Turn here
Boy's road
At Forest
Sustinance!
Gimme!
Home again, home again...
Reading light
Dirty
Worn-Out Sandles 1
Worn-Out Sandles 2
Turnoff Sign 2
Turnoff Sign 3
Turnoff Signs 4
Sandshoes!
Phone box
Early, early morning
Sunrise
In a car
7:20am
10:54 am? Umm, no.
One last thought...

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posted by Ian Kizu-Blair on January 16th, 2008 11:29 AM

I'm impressed. I love in the video how you say "What do you think? Pretty beautiful... as opposed to me." Your feet look pretty destroyed in the blackened picture. It's cool that you did this at night.

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posted by Jackie H on January 16th, 2008 11:31 AM

that video is very moving. i can't believe sf0 made you do something so painful... people better vote for this.

Not that...
posted by niallsb: Forevolution on January 16th, 2008 5:31 PM

...they made me. I did choose to do this myself. This could (maybe) be made fun if you did it in a giant group in the day time, passed a few interesting things and stopped every hour or so.

By the way, the last picture is a joke from this task.

If I had a hat it would be way off. I am going to buy a hat just for this. Wow.
posted by susy derkins on January 16th, 2008 8:41 PM

First completion of this Era to make it to the favorites hall of fame. The cows stampede, sunset to sunrise, the very black and very big noisy creature (those kinds of hybrid mutants are exactly why you have to get rid of foxes!).
And another lesson on the importance of tasking footware (or lack thereof).
Beautiful overall. Thank you.
I have a friend in Queenstown, he could have lend you his bike...

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posted by Iaman on January 17th, 2008 11:48 AM

Wow... just... wow.

I cannot imagine putting myself into that much pain for one task, and I am giving you my vote for going through with it. Especially for doing it alone, in the country, and at night.

You, sir, are a truly awesome person.

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posted by rongo rongo on January 17th, 2008 8:36 PM

That is really far to walk without proper shoes and without company. Thanks for showing us around.

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posted by Flitworth on January 19th, 2008 9:03 PM

Wonderful. That video very much made me wish I could pass on a sympathy hug.

To the brave soul who managed to walk 25 miles in the dark:
posted by Tricia Tanaka on February 2nd, 2008 3:50 PM

This is amazing! I can't believe you did this at night!
I would give you tons more votes for this if I could,
Now rest those feet!

P.S.
Is that what they call sneakers in Australia? Sandshoes?
Why?