Restraining orders are what separate us from the animals. One sufficiently talented at telling the truth need never lie. Those who care about nothing control everything. One should always be less afraid of death than having a life not worth living. Success is soon forgotten in the face of truly spectacular failure. In a logical world logic would be unnecessary. When god closes a door they have a knack for slamming your foot in it. World peace leads to galactic war. A platitude a day keeps the wise man away. An intellectuals constant struggle is to rise above their base instincts while simultaneously indulging as many of them as possible. May you have better luck than all those other people I wished better luck. I won't say that I'm always right- just that the more often people disagree with me the more often they're wrong. The dead should strive to keep their composure. All racists are created equal. It is only a victimless crime if you don't get caught. Level up!
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