Start a Rivalry by Pixie
January 27th, 2011 1:07 PMI am challenging you to an arbitrary duel for the flur of this task. My completion will get more points for the following reasons.
A) I technically challenged you, which means i'm initiating the completion of the task. It also means that i'm first which means i'm inherently better (One of the many lessons I learned in Kindergarten)
B) I am willing to prove the fact that i am indeed more worthy of points by doing something awesome every day (Note: this is a living praxis which will be updated daily) I probably won't do a "Task" everyday but i will make some element of my everyday life more awesome then it would otherwise be.
With most bitter enmity,
- Pixie
Why am i doing this? For entirely arbitrary reasons! And it gives me an excuse to do awesome things. However, everyone is obligated to vote for me if whatever i do is more awesome then whatever he can think up (though if we both do awesome things, you should absolutely vote for both of us)
(Here is Ty's petty counter praxis)
1/27/11 - Sang my lunch order. The audio isn't amazing, and my friend interrupted me in the middle, but i think things went pretty well I got 3 crunchy taco's with chicken and black beans and rice and such. Not amazing singing, but it made her happy :D
1/28/11 - So, our student union is called smith. It houses all sorts of services: catering, AV services, a ballroom etc. However, most people don't know about the Sub Basement. I've slept many a night in the offices in the subbasement which include the debate office, the office for the magazine i used to work for, the office i've been banned from twice for "espionage" despite the fact that this year, i work to get them funding, and the radio station. This place, and the people in it are very sadly neglected. There are no windows, and there is is no running water on that floor. If you need a drink or to pee, you have to go upstairs. I feel that this is where a lot of my school's creative talent spend most of their lives, so i though it could do with a little sprucing up
Most of the images are below, but i'll show before and after
Before:

After:

(It doesn't look as bright on here, and you should theoretically watch the video because there is more going on then my camera can pick up)
1/29/11
This is my get out of thing free day, which means that I danced in public for an hour.
I am very hesitant to post this on the internet and it makes me feel a little queasy. When i'm dancing, i'm in a very different state of mind (which is good, because today was not my best day) but... don't judge. The truth is if you don't like it stylistically, i understand. I'm frankly sloppy and a little provocative. But i also challenge you to do dance un-choreographed on the fly, in public (at a really bad camera angle because i have to film with my webcam while in a very bad mood) and do a better job. Now i'm going to go back to being moody. I promise for something a little more cheerful and less... "I don't give a fuck."
(See the two movies in there labeled with "day 3")
1/30/11
I built a double decor fort.
Before:

After:

and underneath the bottom layer:

And underneath the top layer

And there is a video tour and more pictures below.
1/31/11
I gave flowers to people on the train. Check the video with "day five."
Two things to note: i did this twice, but the first time, i messed up the documentation. The second thing is that i ran into my best friend from middle school. Thats why i yell "CLEMIE!" and the camera goes all shaky for a bit.
2/1/11
Today is diffrent
Doing an awesome thing every day is easy, but of, the documenting. Sometimes, the musicals which i sing at random can't be recorded. Then there are the small things, like that it's the first time in a long time i've given myself the gift of smooth legs. In a relationship, i wanted to be beautiful for someone else's sake. Now I want to be good and beautiful for myself, and the world, or god, or whatever you conceive as the universal/spiritual.
I had an idea for today. I went out and got what i needed. But now i know that the time isn't right, the day is done. Tomorrow will be better for that. So am I out? Have i lost. No. Today's thing isn't flashy or documentable. Today, i meditate/pray for 20 minutes, for the first time in about 6 years. It's not humanitarian, it would be too much film to upload and boring to see, but for me, it was pretty awesome
2/2/11 -
i painted with food coloring



2/3/11
I did three mini awesome things!
1) i wore the best cloths ever (which was especially awesome, seeing as i went to the budget meeting where we manage over 13 million dollars in student fees)

2) I gave blood. This is kind of a big deal because i have to lie about my weight to donate (i normally don't weigh enough.) That was fairly physically taxing, but good

3) More sticky note beauty! this time on a window!

in other awesomeness, i did a mini derive (because i felt like it)
Now i sleep
2/8/11
Yes there is a gap. Mind you i didn't stop doing awesome things, just decided not to document. On Saturday, I went to a 4 hour meeting on the $14 million dollar budget i manage in full elven attire, (not to mention that we ended up doing some very fantastic things to make sure that students money wasn't being taken advantage of.) On sunday, i tried parkor for the first time, on monday, i was so sore i could barley leave bed (but i inspired a fellow member to task), then today, i faced the problem of getting out of bed and going to school burdened by evil illness. Yet, despite that, I stated out incredibly late doing homework and singing to the mildly intoxicated souls who stumbled into my favorite dinner. The truth that i realize is that I do awesome things everyday. The ones I did to defeat Ty were more impressive, and probably a shade more awesome, but the goal of doing something awesome that i wouldn't do anyway got to be too constrictive (especially considering my means of documentation, the fact that no other tasks i've completed in the mean time count, the glory of the midterms and the sad decline of my physical health)
2/9/11
I drew on myself, which was an absolutely enchanting experience. Cold markers feel amazing on skin!!

2/10/11
So, my scheme didn't work out. But something whole unexpected and strange happened. I was looking for a practice room to sing and record in when i found an unlocked empty faculty office. Breaking the law rather scares me, but trespassing can be good for a good cause. I practiced piano in there for a long time. I you want to hear me be really nervous and improve/kind of fail, then look at the two video's below. Anyway, it's was really nice, seeing as i haven't touched a paino in far too long
Note:
I'm not ready for my climactic end yet. I will need a full day to pull it off, and things like school are getting in the way of that. Even piraty monkey called it a truce with oliver X when she had to write a term paper. I have a lot going on and i need to do that so i can pass school. I have an epic plan (which won't take more then one day, but will take a whole day to pull off) which will include every trajectory of desire and will show all of you that i'm a pixie (in the same way that Odin has shown himself to be truly norse.) Mr. Ødin and SFØ, it will be worth the wait
Then we move on to part two in our lovely three step scheme!!
Ty Ødin, you have been challenged!!!
Prelude (day 3)
Download FLV
This was a bad day. I hope the dancing makes up for it.
Day 3 dancing
Download FLV
Certainly not my best, but not my worst. I had been doing this kind of thing for about 45 minutes before filming, so i'm tired. I'm also really fucking grumpy. I also felt like listening to shallow lame sex obsessed music. Just don't challenge me about today, because i can spin things designed to be on fire.
In it's early incarnations, you can faintly see both layers, but there is an annoying gap that must be fixed

My bed now: it's a fort!

This is not the first thing chronologically, but it's the picture i want to be the one for this task. Go CE!
VIDEO TOUR!!!!
Download FLV
MY room is messy, and i'm sorry. I just finished the fort. Then i spent the next hour or so cleaning. This rivalry takes up lots of time
(day 5) On the train
Download FLV
Holding my ipod camera with the flowers. There are odd angels, and i also run into a close friend from middle school, which makes me happy!
(day five) This is to prove that, even if documentation part two didn't work, that i atleast tried
Download FLV
I never figured out what the ambulance was about
the colored stickies say "thank you" (day 8)

the pink ones have stars, hearts, smiles, suns, moons, trees, and other such designs on them. All drawn in pink pend, so it's hard to see, but it's there
17 vote(s)

Professor Møbius
3
PDØ Clementine
5
Bamorsha Singh
5
Arietis
5
Ty Ødin
1
Tyler Durden
5
APR dreamlands
5
Philippe
5
Idøntity matrix
5
Wild Bear
5
Burn Unit
5
Sir Pinkleton
5
Ben [Sunshine]
5
Bex.
5
Herbie Hatman
5
Cookie
4
Rin Brooker
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I couldn't have saved lola, but i did at lest make the human feel better...
Voted for arbitrary rivalries and tacos!
Spontaneous arbitrary acts of awesomeness ;-) I love it!!
I've now done five days worth. I think i might deserve five points from people who have voted less. just saying, this is a praxis to keep your eyes on
I think all the people that voted less for you should vote 5's for me, too!
You are the worst two rivals ever.
Voting for your rival's rivalry praxis?
this was to insure that one of us didn't do it accidentally. It's an anti cheating measure.
Also, the rivalry is arbitrary
Ty has requested that, due to PC issues on his end, that for 4 days (while his computer gets fixed) that we wait to update once it gets fixed.
I feel like it would be clever not to play fair, but sadly, he seems to bring out the one scrap of honor i have in me
One scrap left, eh? What happened to that wonderful, upstanding, Lawful-Good leader of PDX that we've all come to know and trade snarky comments with? Oh yeah, she gave a gimp a cake-pan... :P
That gimp needed the cake pan more then the pig needed the pancake
(if you don't get the joke, think pig backwards with an m)
I have both kept a promise and caused much mischief. Hurrah.
Tee hee.
You may have won, but I'm winning right now :D
Would you like to discuss Herbie with everyone?
1) I care less about Herbie then you do about ***** (*'s are censors.)
2) Blackmailing your girlfriend on valentines day strikes me as a touch off of your normally romantic nature
3) Who on the site will notice or care? other then you?
P.S. Happy Valentines day love :D
Pixie
1) I'm trying to guess... Pinky? Kings? Windy? Cinch? Finis? Links? Ginko? Minty?
2) Technically the blackmailing, if any occurred was on the day before V-D.
3) This is public. We can all read it. And some of us read everything on SFØ.
1) You shall never know
2) It was V-day in Texas.
3) You probably already know what it is, and probably don't care.
If anyone wants in on a senatorial "scandal," look at Herbie's voting history. I'll be free to answer any questions regarding my character afterwords. Know that while it was happening, it surprised me as much as anyone else, but I'm not complaining.
Yay for increased awesomeness! Boo for chicken taco!