After watching a runner nearly get creamed by a cab in Mexico City, anna one saw a nifty project happening in New Orleans that gave her an idea for a checkpoint which would remind players that if you die in the chase, you die in real life.

Players were instructed to complete the phrase, "If I die tonight..." on a slip of paper and then to attach it to the chain-link fence at the checkpoint. In the crush, not all runners participated, but here's a categorized round up of the 773 slips Loki & anna one pulled off the fence at midnight.

Reading and sorting these proved to be more entertaining than we expected. In the end, we settled on 41 broad categories, with a surprising number of repeated entries. Here's the full list.

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Screw you and your silly-ass game [20]
fuck you, I'm not dying
I will die as a mother fucking sheep!
I cannot die. I have the best reason to live.
IF (I choose not to die)
FUCK YOU // YOU DIE
Pigs may fly
But I won't!
I can't die just yet
I will [scribble] hit you
lol
AS IF!!
I will still be alive tomorrow.
I won't!
Fuck fuck
THat's not right
I w0n't.
[see scanned image A01]
SEEYA
I won't.
Fuck this shit.

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life lessons [5]
CLEAN ALL THE THINGS
LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY!!
Keep on laughing
have fun enjoy life
Never stop eating Animals

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Regrets [64]
I'll regret never kissing her
I have failed my family
I will have let down my entire family
I die unfulfilled of oranges
I will miss Halloween & Xmas
I will have wished I had faught for her.
I'll have had a shitty last supper
I wish I could have eaten dinner first
I would not have seen Texas win the world series
I won't have a chance to cure cancer.
I will not have accomplished my dream of sailing a catamaran in the Med. Linda Dy
I'll have never owned a pug
I'll never have seen Naples
I didn't get to go to disney world [sad face]
nobody will Know
no one will know
I will cry
I'm gonna cry
I would cry
I would cry
I'll cry like Travis
I'll be sad.
I'll wish I didn't.
only I had the antidote
then I wasn't busy tryin!
I wish I didn't.
I'd be sad. I have so much on my todo list!
Idb sad
I would be so totally bummed!
that will be rather lame
I'm unlucky
I'll be real annoyed
I'd be pissed
I will be sad
I would be pissed.
I'd be royally bummed
I will be bummed
I'll be disappointed!
it would be most unfortunate. . .
I will not be happy
I would be bummed
that is sad
. . . Sucks
sucks to be me
It would suck
It would suck
that would suck
that would suck
well that sucks!
poop [sad face]
that would suck
I'm mad, bro.
that would really suck
I suck!
I'm fucked
I'm a dumbass
I want to say so much.
it is way too early!
it will be too soon
I'm not done yet! [sad face]
I went too soon.
then I die too young
I'd wish I could bring her
my heart won't ache no more

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I regret nothing [11]
I regret NOTHING
I WILL HAVE NO REGRETS
I would've regreted nothing [sic]
I will regret Nothing
I regret nothing
I'd have no regrets!!
I will have no regrets.
I have no regrets
I'D HAVE NO REGRETS!
I wouldn't regret a thing!
I will have no regrets

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Grad students [4]
I don't have to take my organic chemistry midterm!
I'll have a good night's sleep
I will sleep
I will finally have time to sleep

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I hope [30]
I hope it's by drowning in yeast
If I die tonight I wanna find a 20$ bill [sic]
I want to be as drunk as possible
I hope to have lived well.
may it be in total awesomeness
I better win first
I hope I get to pee first.
I want to be clothed
I want one last nutella banana crepe.
I hope I get to eat a lot of bacon beforehand.
I don't want to end up in the news.
I tried to save your life.
I'll be happy if I had cake first [sic]
I'll be reborn as a rich playboy
I would hope it was while having fun!
I hope I'm smiling. 8)
better be without any pain
I hope it wasn't a car!
I hope I smell Good.
hopefully its fast and painless
I hope its epic
I hope you loved me.
I hope it happens quickly!
hope its awesome
I will make sure to eat In-N-Out first
I want In-N-Out before
I hope my mom was proud
I hope to leave a beautiful corpse
I will die doing something wondrous [sic]
I'd want it to be easy on me.

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Birthday [3]
At least it's my birthday
I die on my bday dressed as a fucking hipster
I WON'T MY DEATH DAY + BIRTHDAY WILL BE THE SAME!

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My way [24]
THE WORLD WOULD LOSE A KING
I lived like a King while I was alive.
I'll die a queen
At least I loved.
I have loved
I HAVE LOVED!
I died uncircumsised : ) [sic]
know that I put up a fight
My spirit shall shine, oh so bright
It will be worth it
There will be less sexiness in the world
I got to live on the wild side
I was because I got high (worth it) [sic]
BALLS TO THE WALL
I will not have lived in vain
know that I kept my word!
I will have spent the last two years living exactly as I would've again
I'll die trying
I kicked ass
I'LL HAVE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE!
it'll be worth the adventure
I had fun and went for it
I'LL STILL A BADASS [sic]
I will go down in a blaze of glory

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Conquer Fear [2]
I will conquer my epic fears
Better luck next time to conquer fears

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Klingons [4]
I will eat my heart
tell them I died with honor
I die with honors!!
I die with honor!

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I live [4]
I live
I live forever
I will live
I WILL LIVE FOREVER

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death is relative [26]
I will get drunk
I will get a beer
I drink till 'morn [sic]
I'll grab a beer - then chase while drunk
I'd drink before thewothing [? sic]
I WiLL TRIP ON DMT! (true story) [sic]
I DRINK TO MORNING
I will smoke a splif
I want to east a good taco
I'll buy a chocolate milkshake!
I will eat doughnuts again...
i will still eat chocolate later.
then I'm getting In-n-Out
I will eat pie
I will go to the Halloween Party
I'll Sing a song
we will fly planes
I CAN GO EAT HOWARD SCHULTZE! That Bitch! [sic]
I"M GIVING THIS A 1STAR YELP REVIEW [sic]
I'll drink my (garbled) and wines with someone I love!
I'll still meet up with my GF afterwards
Be happy I'll cry later
I'll cry later
I'm going home
I do homework tomorrow
then I get to live!

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I will be dead [20]
then I can't drink anymore
I'd suck @ life
I wouldn't even know
the fat woman has sung.
I'll be fucking dead
I would be dead
I wouldn't be alive
I will die
I will be dead
then I'm dead
I die!
I will not live to see tomorrow
I will die
I will be dead
I will be dead
I'll be dead tomorrow
I'll be dead
I will not care because I'm dead
I'll be dead
then I die

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physical details [35]
I will be thirsty.
my final meal will be a burrito
I die sweaty
I die with friends
I would be sweaty and tired but delicious
I wont get any candy on Monday
I won't be hungover tomorrow
the brain worms win
my body will rot in a few days
I died sweaty
it will be unexpected and tragic.
it'll be of heat stroke
I would prefer to not wear running shoes
it might hurt
it'll be a holiday
I won't get back to NYC
I'll have one more papermate pen
Fucking Earthquake
it would be from exhaustion [smiley face] like an engine
I'll die sleepie [sic]
I'd be TIRED!!
then I'm PALE
I'm tred. [sic]
I die in the arms of my love.
I won't die alone!
I die of herpes
I'll die a sweaty man
I'd let out a big fart and smile. [smiley face]
My hair will live on
We won't launch next week!
I'll be fucking hot
It'll be cardiac arrest
I will pee my pants
I will die hungry.
I will no longer be tired

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me mudder did it [6]
it was Swap's fault
[If I die EARLY tonight] AMANDA WILL BE HAPPY God-elll- did it [sic]
[If I die IN YOUR ARMS tonight] IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING YOU SAID
I will blame Rajiv
Let it bee known that Rajiv killed me - SWAPNIL [sic]

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Tell my wife [57]
Tell her I love her. A. K. L
Tell my neice I love her
Tell my wife: "Hello."
somebody tell my mom that she's a hack
tell my violin I love him.
tell Evy I love her!
tell Salvo I love him!
tell my fiance to go on a trip around the world & move on
tell my mum I fought well
tell my children not to worry.
tell Chris I love him
please tell Rachel
tell my mom I love so much. Fe[garbled - name?]
Tell my mom I love her. 834-579-[redacted]
I want to make sure I tell everyone that I love that I loved them
tell him I love him.
tell my wife "Hi"
tell my family I love them
tell my family, I love them
tell my dad I hate him
don't tell my grandfather
tell my family I love them
tell my family I love 'em
tell her I love her . . .
tell Jackie I [heart] her
Please tell Lucy
they tell my family & kitty I love them. [smiley face]
tell someone HI!
tell them I said something.
tell my wife hello
I love Nikki!
I will have to do Eileen a favor (within reason!)
I wil have been thinking of you, Omar.
know I will always love you.
I hope it's quick & I see Alex
I'd say bye to Leiu and my family and friends
I love you P, L & A
My spirit lives on - I love you baby Charlotte
want Maya to know we [heart] her
I was lying when I told my mom I'd be careful
give my love to Christopher
give my gold to Indra
Find Zach!
I want to let you know that I love you
I loved Kim
I love Alex
Mel I love you
Say hi to Little Sis for me.
I love you Karen
amo mi familia
I will be thankful for Angie
I hope you know I loved you
my mom will be sad
please call Pamela Popo
I love you Neesa
please inform my mother. I miss her. -Ross
Tell everyone all their fucked up flaws

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at least [17]
at least my chocolate donut was delicious!
at lesat I ate at Pizza Orgasmico for my last meal [sic]
at least I've eaten chilli first [sic]
at least I'm with Zoë (my dog!)
AT LEAST I DITCHED MY FRIENDS
at least I know people love me!
at least I let beauty & hope behind
at least i tried
At least I saw Japan!
at least it wasn't lat night
At least I missed the earthquake.
at least the comet didn't hit me
at least I had a good time
At least I Died having Fun!
at least I had fun
AT LEAST I PARTIED HARD!
AT LESAT I DIED LAUGHING

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always look on the bright side [10]
I will join Steve Jobs.
I will be reunited with my awesome dog Rocky!!
I WILL BE SPARED THE HORRORS OF THE CANCER
I'm glad I had pumpkin pie yesterday!
I'm Glad I'm inebriated
My mom will be rich!!!
THE WORLD WILL BE SPARED FROM MORE BAD COMEDIAN
At least I had 3 lovely ladies looking out for me : )
I'd be glad to be here with my new friends!
Glad I last this long

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happy [24]
LIFE HAS BEEN GRAND
I had a great life! Au revoir!
I'll die a very lucky lady in <3
I WOULD HAVE LIVED A GOOD LIFE
I would have had an amazing life
I'll have lived life to its fullest
I had a wonderful life
I'll have lived a full life.
I would still love my life
I'LL REST IN PEACE
I will die in peace
I'm on top of el cap
it would be with peace and love in my heart : )
IT WILL BE WORTH IT
I'll die smiling!
It will be with a smile on my face!
I WILL B STILL SMILING : )
it's been a good run ; D [sic] (run is underlined twice)
It's been bitchin'
THANX FOR THE RIDE --
I had Fun!
it's been fun
I had fun!
[If WE die tonight] I'd hope we die together

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happy happy happy [28]
I'm mostly happy & it's time, my mother is proud of me
: )
MAY I DIE HAPPY
I'LL DIE A HAPPY MAN.
I die HAPPY
I am happy w/ my life
I'll die happy
I died happy
I'll die happ!
I WILL STILL BE HAPPY THAT I HAD A GOOD LIFE.
I will die happy
I DIE HAPPY
I die a happy man
I will have died happy!
let the world know I am happy!
I die relatively happy, & would not change a thing
I will die happy b/c all my dreams came true.
I'd be happy cause it's been a good fucking night
I will die Happy Because of my awesome Partner <3
I will be happy & fu filled !! (exclamation points made into a happy face)
sic]
I will be happy.
I'll die happy.
I'LL BE HAPPY
I'LL BE HAPPY!
I will have died happy but need more whiskey
I will die a happy man
I Die Happy!

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suicidal tendencies [22]
I will be elated
I'll finally be happy
It will be alright
I'll be happy
I will be happy
FUCK YES
I will be relieved
then I have won.
I will have had fun at last
I'll be where I belong.
Then the soul-crushing journey is a long memory
I do so willingly (I leave everything for my son!) [sic]
IT'S ALRIGHT! I DON'T CARE
I feel like I'm already dead
...too late.
no one's gonna make it
I will be honestly happy
I WIN
I will be happy
HOORAY
'sallrigh [sic]
THAT'S FINE

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Exquisite corpse [5]
I die young!
I die yung.[sic] & love everyone
I will be a young & beautiful corpse
at least I look good
at least I'll look good

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Instructions [26]
Have a beer for me at midnight
Smoke my weed.
take a shot in my honor! : )
Tell my roomates they can drink the 6 pack in the fridge [sic]
Drinks on Me
take a shot for me- Jippy
I want to be forgotten
Unfollow me on Twitter
Remember me as I was
I don't want anyone to be sad about it.
miss me not!
let me go
tell them to avenge me!
AVENGE MY FAMIRY [sic]
GO CONQUER BISHOP ROCK IN MY STEAD
Finish med school for me
REMEMBER ME (image)
DON'T WAKE ME
BRING ME BACK, PLEASE.
Bring me Back
REVIVE ME!!!
GIVE ME A GOOD RESPAWN
KICK ME IN THE BALLS!
Let them know I was the leapprchan [sic]
Marry my ghost.
Burn all my secrets

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funeral arrangements [17]
Bury my heart at Bob's Donuts on Polk
Wash my body in absinthe
Burn me and cremate my body with a tree
BURY ME STANDING -SHAUN OSBURN
Point me towards the ocean
PUT ME ATOP A TOWER OF SILENCE
Bronze my naked body - please!
THROW MY ASHES IN THE SEA
Bury me at City Beach
cremate me
PLEASE DONT USE PAPYRUS ON MY GRAVE
morn me @ www.faceboook.com/TraceBegg(garbled)
BURY ME WITH MY FAVORITE SANDWICH.
Bury me with bear
I want a celebration in my name instead of a funeral
Bury me smiling
Burn my body in a huge bonfire

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Estate Sale [15]
The money is under the house
I will my pencil collection to Sam P LAVIGNE!
TELL MY LIFE INSURANCE THAT MY MOM IS MY BENEFICIARY. I KEEP FORGETTING TO FILL OUT THE FORM.
sell my children
Use my intestines for sausage casing and make a kielbasa
Donate my knees to science
Give my bike (?) to Pete
THEN YOU CAN DONATE MY ORGANS
I will be dead you can have my vibrator!
DON'T EAT ME
Don't donate my clothes to good will!
DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF!
don't let any one touch my stuff
Don't touch my crap! <3
Give Lizzy my Truck

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feed my pets [8]
the cat will be sad
I leave everything to my cats [cartoon cat] [cartoon cat]
who will feed my goldfish?
Take care of my fish!
tell my fish I won't be back for dinner.
who will water my plants?!
my dog will be hungry
who will feed my monkey

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Hide my porn [10]
I will be posthumously embarassed by what they find in my desk. . . literally.
have my friends delete my hard drive
delete my firefox browser history
Delete my search/browser history
Destroy my computer
clear the porn from my laptop
Delete my pron stash!
Delete my hard drive
Burn my harddrive
give my porn to my mom

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Theology [29]
We dine in hell.
I dine in hell!!!
I hope to hell its as cool as its supposed to be
then the devil owes me a 10
I will pray for a cooler hell
I will burn in Hell
Pray The Lord My Soul To Take
Let my people go
I pray the lord my soul to take.
I will nuke the afterlife.
I shall rise again in 3 days!
I will rise AGAIN!
i hope I go to heaven
I'll dine in Valhalla
I will go to heaven
I will eat pizza in heaven
I want to live in paradice [sic]
I will eat chocolate in heaven
I will see you in heaven
It's ok cuz I had a good run w/ God.
may I fly through the night sky 4ever
don't be alarmed at what happens next, it's called a regeneration.
I'll look foward to resurrection
I wouldnt go to hell or heaven
I will live forever in eternity
Agnosticism prevails
make me a lovely angel so Jesus will think I'm sexy
Asphodel wont know what hit it!
I'll play upon a golden reed.

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Curses [45]
I'll take 20 with me!
The world ends with me.
I'm taking you all
I be back to kill you myself.
I will rule in the After Night
I will felch you in your sleep
I will stop the world
I coming to haunt your ass!
I will find MANY Children
I'm gonna give yo uhell coming out the other end!
I will be reborn a superstar
I'll come back to haunt you in your dreams.
May darkness consume you all
I shall be reborn more powerful
I will become more powerful than you can possib;ly imagine
Ten my ghost will haunt the earth
I will comeback as a ninja ghost
R. I. P. Bitch
I'll become the red rider of the night
May I take people with me! BWAHAHA!
I will return
I'm taking someone with me!
I'll have all my might
im taking you all w/ me
I'll respawn elsewhere.
I will haunt someone
I'll come back!
Things will get super weird
You will be dead
everyone will go to hell
I'm not going alone
Your arse is mine. . . .
I'll come after you
I will kill all living humman
I'll come back for revenge.
I'm taking everyone with me
THE WORLD ENDS!
I'm taking kurisha with me
I'll Kill You All!
I'd haunt the shit out of Gabe!
I would totally haunt this city
the world will suffer
I will haunt you
everyone suffers!
I come to get you

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Zombies [19]
can I be zombie-fied first alive?
I'll eat your brains
I die a ninja!
Ninjas caused it! [surprised face]
I'll eat your brains
I will _EAT_ you
I will come back! There will be ponies
I will eat your Brains.
I will turn into a ninja cat
I will eat your brain.
I come back as a zombie
I will be a zombie
I pledge to be a hard-working zombie
I shall reincarnate as a zombie slayer
I feast on brains
I will riase again
Zombie sex?
Tomorrow I'll rise again
BRAINSS..... // . ... ....

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accidental nonsense [14]
Eat my dissentary [sic]
it will be a hole of the will
ROCK THE SITUATION
I would ask for an eztension [sic]
REMEMBER MY LAST
Life will be cool, braah
[see scanned image]
I spent it with women I love, finding the light
[see scanned image]
But my brains
I am pretty!
I will call my Ewan (garbled) two the dead
[see scanned image]
at least I will have a (garbled) tickets

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nonsense on purpose [16]
Tell Martin McFly to warn me about the Libyans. What? Gadhafi's dead? GREAT SCOTT! [sic]
KISS HUBBLE, LIVE ON
the Soviets will win!
eggplants will save the world
[see scanned image]
I will Reincarnate into a Narwhal [sic]
I'll turn into a dolphin
Marshmallows will Fall from the sky
I will have wished that I ate more cereal - Cap'n Crunch [sic]
I'll fly to the Moon!
I'll go to Pigfarts with Dumbledore, Draco, & Luna [sic]
Turn me into Glitter Magic [sic]
BOOOO!!
Eat me. ("that's what she said")
goin home!
The gerbil rides alone!

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costume related [4]
at least I made a bomb costume!
I would die a swan
I'll be in a banana suit
At least I Died with wings on. [sic]

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social justice [8]
I will have fucked the system
feed me to the 99%
hope it was 4 a good cause [sic]
I'll no longer be in the 99%
WORLD PEACE [sic]
I hope my principles are passed on
it will be fighting capitalism
at least i still belong to the union [sic]

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quotes [6]
love me tender love me right
I shall be in the lake Ophelia. [sic]
I'll find Dr Jones
the cake was a lie
I will still take over the world Pinky [sic]
inform the passers by, that here, by Spartan law, I lie.

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Satin (It's a lyric from a song by the Band Perry, right? How many points is this worth? [6])
make me a rainbow I'll shine down on my mother
BURY ME IN SATIN
Bury me in satin
bury me in Satin lay me down on a bed of roses
Bury Me in Satin Lay me down in a bed of roses sink me in a river @ dawn
Sink me by the river Jon M.

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Deep Thoughts [22]
I'll prove that ghost actually exist
life will continue
It is what it is.
I would accept it
that would be really weird
then that's it.
so it goes.
it will only be a dream
Disregard females acquire currency
I will know what death means. . . & I will know the most of my heroes.!!
Who says I'm alive?
Tomorrow is just another day
Then I will know something you dont
that's too bad
oh well
then world ceases to exist
would I be happy?
things will keep Spinning.
the world as I know it will end
it's the end of an era.
I will have lived.
then someone will live tomorrow

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SEX!!! [36]
Penis
I wanna go with my boots on and my pants off!
I hope we get to have sex first!
I will die a virgin
I'll do Loi
I'll die a virgin
I will die a virgin.
I won't die a virgin!
Boobs
turn me over to a necrophiliac
I want 8 Playboy bunnies at my funeral
then I due a pure virgin. And that sucks
I'll be a stiffy. . . BOING!
I'm glad a cute girld just texted me
I'm going out fuckin!
I want to have sex
I will die a virgin!
I hope I get laid first
won't you be my babe that's tight
I want all the single ladies to cry
I will melt into 1000 vaginas
I still love BOOBIES!
it better be during really amasing sex! [sic]
I'll be bummed I didn't fuck Amber Heard
I'm glad I had sex today.
I'm glad I woke up with a sore jaw from cunninglinguis [sic]
then I die a Virgin!
My bed was well used.
I wanna Laid First
Fuck my Dead Body
I die a virgin. [sad face]
I die a Virgin FUCK PIGS
I always thought I go at 95 with a 25 year old in my bed
I will never have sex with you
I'll never have sex again - if I die tonight. [heart] x
I will have not been laid

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JTTEOTN related [37]
I'll come back to haunt next year's event
gotta catch 'em all
this game is probably responsible somehow
I'll have never finished the race
I'm going to kill Robin for getting my ass chased up Nob Hill
this would have been the scariest night in my life
then I will be resurrected
I will take a dishonest chaser down WITH me
then my family will sue you - waiver or no waiver.
at least I don't have to run anymore
I outran someone who was chasing me!
I'm sueing. I lied on the waiver. [sic]
I'd have more stamps than Doug
...can a person die twice in one night?
I will go down running
...this game is probably responsible in some way.
I almost Did! [sic]
I will forever remember playing tag
it will not be by a chaser!
I will kill the blue people.
I'll go get resurrected
Keep running!
I want to be ressurrected as a CHASER [sic]
I Die from overexcitement [sic]
I might have regret running [sic]
I KILLED (garbled) [sic]
I'd have gotten a good workout
I LOST!
I'm taking someone down with me!
Then my last memory will be running through SF
I will learn to run better
at least I got one
Run Baby Run! [sic]
then I had a good run
I will save my friend
bring me to the resurrection point
I won't get to win

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I like cheese [19]
I like turtles
I would like an ice cream cone
I want a cheesecake!
I want to eat nachos
I will eat a pie
eat nutella
I'd like a coke
I eat cake
toy story 2 was ok
hippopatamus
Bring Back Arrested Development
I [heart] Horeses
I'll come back! I [heart] Nathan!
I kill a bitch!
no more muffins
pie
love
skittles!
Bob Saget!!!

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My name is BOBBY [9]
then. . . MACTA SEIKTA Fookta HOOPA
THGINOT // FID IF!
Alec Miyahawu
Michael Likes Ashley
[back side] If I die tonight
If I DIE Tonigh [sic]
I will die having fun! - Brent Len
I be Steve Xm
Nope! Chuck Testa

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Can anyone translate this? [1]