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What Who Haiku by anna one

September 27th, 2006 12:26 AM / Location: 37.766287,-122.4480

INSTRUCTIONS: Document 5 to 7 things (interpret widely) that simply do not belong (may also be interpreted widely).

May include audio or visual documentation, but each must be accompanied by a written text in haiku form.

"In my livingroom
many things do not belong,"
I write while in bed.

Heater in the hearth-
I am a pyro, damn it!
I want my fireplace.

Why is the plate there?
I want my chandelier back,
crazy landlady.

Passer-bys must see
Gollum against the window.
No- he's not my child.

Why is the tripod
always in the living room?
SF zero task.

Sticker on my set,
it's been there for many years,
"As Seen On TV!"

Why the movie reel
now getting dusty, dirty
atop the bookshelf?

Visitors ask me
when they sit down on my bed,
"Power adaptor?"

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in my room
old old sticker

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posted by r0ck c4ndy on September 28th, 2006 8:23 AM

I also keep a power adapter in my bed much to other peoples consternation. But, Mac girls sleep with thier Macs. It is known.

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posted by anna one on September 28th, 2006 11:20 AM

It is known. And now documented.

I sleep with my lappy
posted by Paper Airplane on September 28th, 2006 7:08 PM

I could write a million haiku. That IS the plural of haiku. But, seriously, now is when I wish I joined the art group.

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posted by anna one on September 29th, 2006 11:16 AM

I think there's a real need for a book, an exhibition, something... "Portraits of Women Who Sleep With Their Laptops" I can see it at the National Portrait Gallery...

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posted by r0ck c4ndy on October 1st, 2006 8:36 AM

It would replace all those beautiful dreamers pictures as the seminal piece of beautiful women caught slumbering...with macs!
It would also be a fabulous new advertising campaign!

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posted by anna one on October 1st, 2006 10:03 AM

I think we're on to something here...

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posted by Fonne Tayne on September 8th, 2007 3:05 PM


glad i saw that wierd bird, i mean, gollum mask on the front page........

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posted by YellowBear on September 8th, 2007 3:42 PM

Yay for finding old tasks!