War Of Escalating Dares by Sean Mahan, qwerty uiop
April 9th, 2007 8:44 PM / Location: 37.77387,-122.4318[please note: we have included dramatizations in cases where we were unable to document these dares.]
DARES:
Sean - drink that wine
Sam - smoke that cigarette
Sean - throw something on the floor
Sam - close your computer
Sean - put one of those computers of yours in a precarious position
Sam - 4 pepper grinds in your hand - lick it
Sean - eat airborne
Sam - sing to copulating couple
Sean - wrap leg in duct tape
Sam - post yourself on 4chan
Sean - stack kitchen items in a tower
Sam - write song lyrics for Gargantua & Pantagruel rock opera
Sean - burn something from your wallet
Sam - wear those crazy shoes tonight
Sean - say the word fiasco in 10 different sentences to 10 different people [dramatization!]
Sam - destroy an object you own
Sean - trespass [got caught, incidentally]
Sam - dance on stage [dramatization!]
Sean - leave a message in a stranger's coat [dramatization!]
Sam - hang out on the fire escape [dramatization!]
Sean - affix a piece of furniture to the ceiling NEW! - complete!
34 vote(s)
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Sam, wear those shoes more often. Those are sweet. (Though I am not voting for the shoes, I'm voting for escalation.)
sean looks like 10 years younger while burning something from his wallet. a coincidence? or a feat that can be achieved by anyone?
perhaps i will post a task called "better than botox: look 10 years younger while burning something from your wallet."
I want a night like that! I dare you to come to MPLS and dare us to do things...
I love this so much. I also had this feeling as I was looking at this that you've somehow encapsulated exactly the way that I thought your lives worked in college. If someone had asked me in 2002, "Hey what do you think of those guys Sam and Sean?" I would have said, "I think they probably dare each other to do quasi-crazy things all the time. That and get really excited about Lukacs."
That's some good darin' there.
That turned out way better then mine has.
Those Dramamtizations cracked my Shit UP!
This next dare sounds glorious! I expect an awesome, surreal photo. =D
Not sure how surreal it is, but there it is!
I think a chair on the ceiling is one of the coolest things I've ever seen!
I love how the chair takes all the attention from the oddity of a roll of masking tape-bike lock hanging from the ceiling. Hmmm, I am thinking maybe you guys are weird ALL the time.
I also think that your last dare should actually be being taped to the chair on the ceiling. I guess that would be you Sam.
Those brackets look awfully strong, but solely based on the position of the chair, and murphy's law, it will fall on someone, just as they walk through the door.
Fantastic! I can't vote for this a second time, so you'll have to just get the inky stamp of approval!
My favorite is the hug at the end, there.
Will there be more dares, or has the war ended?
Man, I would vote twice if I could. Totally diggin the chair!
The war was great, but how could we go back to fighting after that touching final photo?
The vote was for the last photo. The chair, the hug, everything.
It would be like the book wacky Wednesday (by dr. seuss) everyday! I am really jealous
i was wondering about that chair.
i can't believe that thing hasn't fallen. we've had like four earthquakes since april...
Screws, metal brackets, studs, and raw strength, my good man. If it ever falls, it'll be because the house did.
i can't believe you burned a copy of hamlet :)
Sam - write song lyrics for Gargantua & Pantagruel rock opera
Seriously? Can we see them?
That looks like a good night.