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Document Growth by teucer

November 16th, 2007 12:13 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Document something growing.

The growth of organisms I shall leave to my friends in Biome. I cause my own inanimate objects to grow, in a simulation of this process - a simulation fuelled in part by my own metabolism, thus combining my own organic growth with the remarkably different growth of an ordinary latex balloon.

This commentary on growth may best be understood with reference to the photo captions; please do not hesitate to scroll down and read them.

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Before

Before

This is a balloon which has just started to grow from its empty size.


Stage 2

Stage 2

The growth of the balloon is misshapen at first, perhaps reflective of the artist's view that all of us start out a bit misshapen on the inside and require a maturation period to mold us into functioning members of society.


Inflation begins in earnest.

Inflation begins in earnest.

The flare of the flash on the front of the balloon represents the inner light which fuels all of us in our own quest to grow as people.


Nearly complete.

Nearly complete.

Photographer Peter Harmon evidently elected to portray his inflation efforts in profile so as to call attention to the disparity between the natural growth of his sideburns, which he has neglected to shave for several days, and the growth he himself has compelled the balloon to exhibit.


Full size

Full size

The look in Harmon's eyes as he demonstrates the final completion of this task shows that he has resigned himself to the fact that this balloon, like his own third-person captions, is full of hot air.



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posted by help im a bear on November 16th, 2007 12:15 AM

i laughed.

shaving is for the weak.

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posted by Charlie Fish on November 16th, 2007 2:07 AM

Ha ha!

Welcome to the game!

:)

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posted by Bex. on November 16th, 2007 3:13 AM

heh. coulda been boring. But funny, self-depricating comments make me chuckle.
And yes, shaving is for the weak.