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teucer
Commuter
Level 3: 250 points
Alltime Score: 6021 points
Last Logged In: December 3rd, 2008
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Player Photograph by teucer

September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: The first task reads: "Take a picture of yourself. " This is the only time a sous rature gesture will be made, so let us remind you: you may be your character, but your character need not be you.

This era I've decided to take a self-portrait during the completion of every task I do. You can find them here, naturally, along with everything that has served as my player photo thus far.

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Fight The Future
Vote (and To Hit A Moving Target)
Straight Line
The Taking Tree
My Glasnost self
Augmented
Scarred
Posterboard
Doktor Emo
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The Infamous Doktor Hatman
Plotting my next nefarious experiment.

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posted by Agent Fourteen on November 17th, 2007 11:50 AM

Wow... what a photograph...

Probot or not?
posted by babe on May 9th, 2008 11:47 AM

Dear Probot Leader!
I have a question concerning the team:
Is this team a pro-robots-taking-over-the-world-team?
Cause I like the robots as an enrichment of our society, but I am not a robot and don't like the idea of being ruled. (not by robots or humans or animals or borg or plants or architecture)
So do you think supporting the Probot team would be a good choice for me?

(no subject)
posted by Lincøln on May 9th, 2008 12:38 PM

Great question.

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posted by Darkaardvark on May 9th, 2008 1:19 PM

The tagline for ProbotPAC is

Because robot sentience need not lead to the downfall of humanity.


Now, I can't speak for Dok here, but I am certainly pro-robot and strongly anti-robot-world-domination. If that is what Probot is about, then I was misinformed.

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posted by teucer on May 9th, 2008 1:37 PM

Probot is not, as an organization, in favor of anyone taking over the world.

The idea that robots would be likely to do so if sentient is a dangerous myth spread by anti-robot forces as a form of slippery-slope fallacy. We support research that will lead to the betterment of both robot and man.

If you believe in robot sentience research, Probot is here to support that goal. If you believe such research will lead to robots taking over, then the Probot Education Committee will happily enlighten you as to why this concern is unfounded as soon as said committee is formed.

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posted by babe on May 9th, 2008 8:27 PM

Thank you Doktor Harmon.
When will the enlightening committee be formed?
And: Do you personally think that meanwhile a membership in the probot team on a trial base would be a good suggestion for me?
Or should I better await the probot-enlightment?
Yours, babe

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posted by teucer on May 10th, 2008 12:41 AM

You are more than welcome immediately.

We do of course tolerate a range of views within our membership. For example, while the organization is not in favor of any sort of world domination, I for one have no problem with it happening provided the dominator is me rather than a group of robots. We merely hope to teach the world that robotic sentience is a goal worth pursuing.

The committee is forming presently.

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posted by teucer on May 17th, 2008 11:17 PM

I call shenanigans.

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posted by teucer on May 18th, 2008 9:46 AM

This is most irregular. The probots are gone, their votes are gone, and my score is still unfairly elevated to the point their invasion pushed it to.

Admins, any chance of fixing this? I find having a high score to be a point of pride, but only when it's a score I earned legitimately. (I believe my proper score at present to be 1620 points.)

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posted by JJason Is The New Black on May 18th, 2008 9:48 AM

Hey! I just said that. :)

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posted by teucer on May 18th, 2008 9:53 AM

My comment here: 9:46 AM
Your comment on Ben's player photo: 9:46 AM.

How about if we call it a draw?

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posted by teucer on May 18th, 2008 10:59 AM

Actually, this is weird. I lost some points with the disappearance of the bots. Just not nearly enough.

Specifically their votes on my Freeway Excursion are gone, and I think they actually cast some. Last night I was over 2700 points, I believe.

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posted by C.M. Gonzalez on July 6th, 2008 10:50 AM

This vote is for level-zeroin' that Cyborg task.

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posted by Monotony on July 6th, 2008 11:17 AM

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Cyborg vote.

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posted by babe on July 6th, 2008 5:33 PM

what cyborg task? can anyone link it?? Please!

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posted by teucer on July 6th, 2008 5:57 PM

http://sf0.org/tasks/Bite-the-Transhumanist-Bullet/

Scroll down. Levitating Potato and I collaborated on a level zero completion, the results of which are also seen in my new photo.

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posted by C.M. Gonzalez on July 10th, 2008 6:48 PM

I don't know why, but this reminds me of you.

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posted by C.M. Gonzalez on July 28th, 2008 8:35 PM

Doktor Emo, fantastic.

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posted by Tiny Pet Dragon on August 16th, 2008 4:21 PM

I do so like it when you sing to me, Dok.

How do you feel about me reciting poetry? +1
posted by teucer on August 16th, 2008 11:45 PM

Belinda lived in a little white house,
With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse,
And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon,
And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon.

Now the name of the little black kitten was Ink,
And the little gray mouse, she called her Blink,
And the little yellow dog was sharp as Mustard,
But the dragon was a coward, and she called him Custard.

Custard the dragon had big sharp teeth,
And spikes on top of him and scales underneath,
Mouth like a fireplace, chimney for a nose,
And realio, trulio, daggers on his toes.

Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears,
And Ink and Blink chased lions down the stairs,
Mustard was as brave as a tiger in a rage,
But Custard cried for a nice safe cage.

Belinda tickled him, she tickled him unmerciful,
Ink, Blink and Mustard, they rudely called him Percival,
They all sat laughing in the little red wagon
At the realio, trulio, cowardly dragon.

Belinda giggled till she shook the house,
And Blink said Week!, which is giggling for a mouse,
Ink and Mustard rudely asked his age,
When Custard cried for a nice safe cage.

Suddenly, suddenly they heard a nasty sound,
And Mustard growled, and they all looked around.
Meowch! cried Ink, and Ooh! cried Belinda,
For there was a pirate, climbing in the winda.

Pistol in his left hand, pistol in his right,
And he held in his teeth a cutlass bright,
His beard was black, one leg was wood;
It was clear that the pirate meant no good.

Belinda paled, and she cried, Help! Help!
But Mustard fled with a terrified yelp,
Ink trickled down to the bottom of the household,
And little mouse Blink strategically mouseholed.

But up jumped Custard, snorting like an engine,
Clashed his tail like irons in a dungeon,
With a clatter and a clank and a jangling squirm
He went at the pirate like a robin at a worm.

The pirate gaped at Belinda's dragon,
And gulped some grog from his pocket flagon,
He fired two bullets but they didn't hit,
And Custard gobbled him, every bit.

Belinda embraced him, Mustard licked him,
No one mourned for his pirate victim
Ink and Blink in glee did gyrate
Around the dragon that ate the pyrate.

Belinda still lives in her little white house,
With her little black kitten and her little gray mouse,
And her little yellow dog and her little red wagon,
And her realio, trulio, little pet dragon.

Belinda is as brave as a barrel full of bears,
And Ink and Blink chase lions down the stairs,
Mustard is as brave as a tiger in a rage,
But Custard keeps crying for a nice safe cage.

(no subject) +1
posted by babe on September 8th, 2008 12:06 PM

Vote for level zero!

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posted by Peter Garnett on September 15th, 2008 12:02 AM

Dear Doktor,

HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY.