MonkeyBoy Dan / Texts
Order by: date ↑ - rating ↓It looks like a shoulder devil for Cat
The integrated hoodie of evil (tm) wins so hard.
Good enough for me.
Flag deployment protocols powering down.
RANT BEGINS
I have an activity for the mighty UKØ to complete en mass.
Find a mysticly powerful spot, all join hands in a circle and try to destroy Layn Lake via telepathy.

Seriously, just check her "completed" tasks and I think you'll agree with my plan of action.
Never has the point been missed so hard.
I would not be surprised to find out she's a sockpuppet specifically designed to piss people off.
Loving the hot-rod flame pattern :)
I don't usually vote for completions from before I joined the game but this is pure wow.

I believe that you are having difficulty distinguishing between the concepts of reality and fiction. I hear there's a lovely place where nice people in white coats give you medicine that can help you with that.
Free advice: if a piece of writing describes a world where there are wizards and refugees from the fabled underwater kingdom of atlantis have conquered the caribbean, it's probably fiction.
I so rarely get the opportunity to deploy full bitchiness. It feels good.
Just checking train tickets from manchester to the GY
More than £100 pounds for the round trip!
Cant afford it :-(
Ta very much :)
The idea was that if it was being spoken to you, the BIG words are where the speaker pushes his face too close to yours and you can feel the heat of his breath.
That is the very epitome of a picnic. Bravo :)










Chris rang me on his way home from his little chat with the fuzz.
I have to admit my reaction was less friendly concern "Oh you poor thing" and more ROFL"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA" (deep breath) "BWA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHa ha ha heh heh heh ..... aaah"
In my defence it's even funnier when you can hear him doing his cop voice than written down.