MonkeyBoy Dan / Texts
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The current plan is to make weekdays thinking and planning time, saturday task completion day and then rest on the seventh day and pronounce it good.
I suppose it depends on whether or not you think that ANY sandwich is a mundane/common object, it being part of a class of common obects i.e. sandwiches, that come in a wide variety of sizes:-
English High Tea sandwiches, considered by many to be the Platonic ideal
Classic American Hero sandwich, MANFOOD
Trying to define a 'standard' size of sandwich from which to scale up or down seems a little silly.
In any case, I'm voting based on this praxis' fulfilling the spirit of the task in a creative way both in process and result, rather than a legalistic compliance with the letter of the instructions.
Also, FIRE! FIRE ! FIRE! YEAH!
I'm just so good at it.
Oh yeah sexy alien ladies
YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE! (re: Get up, Take a shower, Eat Breakfast, Go to work)
HEED THE WORDS OF IMPOSSIBLE, BLUE MADMAN - I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE AN INSECT!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This task assumes that sexual attraction is not one's normal motivation.
Freudians would argue there is very little motivation that isnt sexual.
DOCUMENT THEM
DOCUMENT THEM
DOCUMENT THEM
DOCUMENT THEM
Even if you were not aware of it at the time what you have made is clearly a Clanger, seemingly some sort of primitive transitional form, and as such is totally awesome.
Does it count if the thing you steal is something you gave the critter in question?
Tasty food to attract the bear or whatever and then take it away by means of rope attached to it candid camera style.
HAHA STUPID BEAR RUNNING AFTER THE FOOD
HAHA
OH NO
NOT THE FACE!