Reduction to the Body by Lincøln
January 16th, 2008 10:23 PM / Location: 34.251161,-118.3570And I thought I would take the term reduction out of the title seriously.
Now, I should warn you, this proof is going to get real personal. I spared you some real personal shit. Like there will be no pictures of my asshole, but I do get pretty in-depth into the places I've never explored and mostly the pictures are super close up so as to take the context away, but if you get offended by anything in here, then you're an idiot, because you should have hit the back button just now. This task is for the rest of you. I also found that I am not embarrassed by any of this. I guess I lost the part of me that feels embarrassment a long time ago. So I invite you to come along on my journey to explore the hidden parts of my body.
27 vote(s)
- The Vixen
- Jellybean of Thark
- JJason Recognition
- susy derkins
- anna one
- Magpie
- GlyphGryph
- Burn Unit
- Ben Yamiin
- Tøm
- Spidere
- Ricky Ricardo
- miss understanding
- Heatherlynn
- Adam
- GYØ Daryl
- GYØ Ben
- JTony Loves Brains
- Jotun One
- Flitworth
- Meta tron
- Ben Whitehouse
- Terpsichore
- Bex.
- Thain Stormbringer
- Dr. Subtle
- ge[off]
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casyj, lewd34 comment(s)
Almost a year late, but yes, I was still in the jacuzzi when we all got naked. And Dax still has that picture. We're still waiting to see what he does with it.
Hearing is exactly what them little ear hairs are for. They help you see the millions of adorable little fat people all the better.
Yes, Vixen, I was there for the hot tub debauchery. I was even one of the few that did 20 jumping jacks in the middle of Oak Street without benefit of clothing. And yes, Ben's Haitian moonshine should have been treated a bit more cautiously. Especially by you.
I love that bodies carry so many stories: the hole in which you could stick you finger two knuckles deep. And you let me wondering about the mysterious little balls and nobules.
I know you keep insisting your feet are like no one else's, and I believe you of course. I would like to point out that I have scaly barbs and deep callouses too, and your heel cracks looked so familiar because I've seen cracks like that, just this morning, just now looking at my own feet. It must be the double thickness that sets yours apart--the overall callous/toughness. Because that heel crack photo feels like I'm looking in a mirror. I don't feel the cracks when I get them, there's dirt and stuff in them and so on. I'm pretty sure they happen to me when it gets really dry which also happens to correspond to winter when the air here is absurdly dry. The key difference--perhaps you do have this but I bet the toughness of your feet prevents it--sometimes the cracks get away from me and go real deep, to the point they bleed and hurt really bad. THat's my least favorite thing. The tooth hole looks familiar as well.
Hey, by your own account Vixen you didn't handle it very well. Plus you look like... I mean, you must weigh... less than one of my legs. Any amount of Haitian moonshine probably needs careful scrutiny before being consumed by you!
Armpits do get a bad rep. It's a shame.
Actually, quite a lot of people have one or two really long eyebrow hairs. I have occasionally pointed these out to friends who are always surprised. Often, they then become rather fond of their one mutant eyebrow hair. Once you start looking, you'll find them on people.
Yeah, I really like mine. I have two sisters who are always wanting to pin me down and pluck my eyebrows to make two. But I like my one with it's mutant hairs in it.
This task is exactlly why Im a vegetarian.
You can look at an animal like this.
And it's the same, they are all different, some have cracked heels, some don't.
I doubt I weigh less than both your legs. (Burn Unit)
IT IS POSSIBLE THAT YOU WEIGH LESS THAN ONE OF MKII ROBOT'S LEGS.
I can do that too (for some reason), I'm not in a position at the moment to easily photo it, but various GYØ members can back me up.
It freaks me out. The thumb photo also does.
Wow Daryl, I have never heard of anybody else that can bend their thumb back like I can. Nice, it means that you've got a genius intellect and are better than average in the sack. Unfortunately it also means that you'd rather collect comic books, write odd stories and watch movies and play games than go out and pick up the ladies with your devilishly good looks.
After extensive searching, I found it, so this is the first thing I did before I forgot.
Awesome.
Is that George Bush Sr. in the background behind your computer there?
It's newsnight, it was on after QI and I couldn't be bothered to turn off the TV
That's a damn sharp eye you've got there, Lincoln (all the better to see you with!).
However, Daryl's description up there - pretty much correct, methinks.
Is it not possible that former president of the U.S. George Bush Sr. could be on the news today?
Who wants to get recursive?
(I just noticed this today.)
And that also means that your moms and dads can do that too.
[edit] Geez, what I said was like stomping-over on Mendel´s laws, completely wrong!
Your parents, they might or might not be able to do it. But if they both do, all your siblings can too.
No one comment really stands out here, but can I thread vote?
(I'd contribute but I can't do the thumb trick. (Hm. Maybe if I cheat with a thumb tip...)
In parts of India they put henna on the bottom of thier feet to protect them from ouchy cracks in the dry season, what with all the walking barefoot and besandaled in the dust...
I can't believe everyone has been mature enough to not say penis yet. Heh. Heh. Weenie. Heh. Dong. Tee.
(Sorry guys, this is why I'm not supposed to leave comments late at night under the influence of jd or sleeping pills)...
This is great! I love your attention to great detail. Makes me want to do this task now...
But I don't know. I refused to strip naked with everyone in the hot tub; do I have what it takes to do it online? Hmm....
Wait, were you still at the party when we all migrated to the hot tub? I'd remember more clearly if I hadn't drank 6 shots of Ben's Haitian moonshine...