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Plasterboard to Gorleston by bunny dragon, Listener, rongo rongo

December 15th, 2008 1:34 PM / Location: 42.408121,-71.14643

INSTRUCTIONS: Find the oddest, loudest, largest, funniest or most-awkward object you can and take it on a public bus.

I sent email to a bunch of friends with the subject "you, me, a large duck." This is what happened.

- smaller

Bag of duck

Bag of duck

I decided it would be best to board a bus inconspicuously, with the duck deflated and packed into a bag.


Warm up

Warm up

I handed out small ducks as a mental warm up, as we waited for the 77 bus near Davis Square.


Inflation

Inflation

We took seats towards the back of the bus and started inflating.


Divide and conquer

Divide and conquer

Conveniently, the duck has multiple inflation points, so we could divvy up the work.


Progress

Progress

We had gotten the duck into a semi-inflated state when a father and toddler, whom we had trapped behind the duck, reached their destination. We gave the toddler a small duck and let them pass by. The boy was quite pleased with his own duck, and I think the father was also amused.


Catching our breath

Catching our breath

After getting the duck inflated, we debated whether or not it would fit out through the door of the bus.


Quack quack

Quack quack

We decided to try debarking, and if thwarted, we'd just take the bus all the way to the end of the line, deflate it, and come back to our stop.


A large duck

A large duck

Listener, Bunny Dragon, and Moussie are all veterans of previous SF0 tasking. But, for J. and R. this was their first time coming along on one of Rongo's escapades. R. admitted that he planned to pretend that he didn't know the rest of us.


It fits

It fits

It was a bit tricky getting out of the bus, but the driver and other passengers seemed entertained. They patiently waited as Moussie man-handled our inflatable friend out the doors.


Good-bye, bus

Good-bye, bus

We got off at the stop nearest Rongo Rongo and Bunny Dragon's house, so we could have tea and hot chocolate.


AFLAC

AFLAC

As we walked towards our house, two teenager on the bike path started shouting "AFLAC! AFLAC!" and asked what we were doing. We gave them each their own duck, so that we could spread the fun. A passing bicyclist also stopped to look at the duck.


Everyone needs a duck

Everyone needs a duck

Having successfully made a toddler, a parent, a bus driver, and two teenagers smile, we concluded that everyone just needs a duck. Or two.


The end

The end

Now you know who to call if you ever need a duck.



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15 comment(s)

Duck Envy
posted by Morte on December 15th, 2008 2:05 PM

DUDE!!! I want a duck!!!!

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posted by rongo rongo on December 15th, 2008 2:13 PM

Anyone who would like a small but cheerful duck, just send me your mailing address. The large one can be purchased at Amazon or similar places: http://www.amazon.com/Swimline-Giant-Ducky-Inflatable-Ride-On/dp/B000EIPAWG/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1229379133&sr=8-3

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posted by JJason Recognition on December 15th, 2008 7:12 PM

oooo... I should get one while I'm in Boston.

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posted by rongo rongo on December 16th, 2008 8:48 AM

I should warn you that I'll be traveling this holiday season, but if you send me your local address, I think a duck could be dropped off for you.

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posted by bunny dragon on December 15th, 2008 2:13 PM

whoops. I accidentally deleted one of the terms. (I didn't know what the little red [x] did, so I clicked on it, and a term disappeared.)

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posted by Tøm on December 15th, 2008 3:33 PM

This task makes me happy.

This completion makes me happier, 5 points for you!

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posted by saille is planting praxis on December 15th, 2008 8:25 PM

I especially appreciate how inflating the duck after getting on the bus made it evident you were making this more difficult for no obvious reason, and how giving out little ducks made the whole thing participatory silliness and further brightened folks' day. yay.

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posted by rongo rongo on December 16th, 2008 8:52 AM

I can't actually decide if it would have been easier or harder to bring the duck pre-inflated, but I did think that inflating it during the trip would be more entertaining. We were trying to estimate how many puffs it would take to reach inflation, but I don't think anyone tried to count.

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posted by Sundroplets on December 19th, 2008 11:13 AM

That last picture is priceless. I really want a duck. Oman definitely needs more ducks. :)

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posted by Crazy Child on December 19th, 2008 10:45 PM

teeheehee...I can has ducky please?

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posted by Young Cain on November 17th, 2009 8:12 PM

I am in need! of.... a duck. Squack.

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posted by rongo rongo on November 20th, 2009 1:45 PM

Seriously, I have a lot of small ducks. Anyone who sends me their address and a duck request will get a duck in the mail.

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posted by rongo rongo on December 23rd, 2011 7:52 AM

For sure! Send me a note with your mailing address, and I will send you a duck. Everyone needs a duck.

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posted by relet 裁判長 on May 1st, 2013 2:16 PM

Beware. If you order ducks, make sure you have the storage space.

duck-3.jpg

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posted by relet 裁判長 on May 1st, 2013 2:28 PM

@rongo: Mine found a home in my first aid kit, and keeps me safe while hiking, driving and paragliding. Thank you so much.