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Burn Unit
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oops here's my image of a kitty cat by Burn Unit

April 5th, 2007 8:54 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: accidentally post an image of a kitty cat

Conceptual problem
How do people create accidents? Very difficult to do. But after some thought I figured one can increase the possibility of accidents. That's the route I chose with this task.

Process
First, I had to get the right picture. I opened my photo library and soon found the right picture: one of our cat, snapped accidentally on the night I was setting up to complete Exquisite Corpse (digital) with the folks via conference call. I was going to take pictures of the art gallery I was in and I actually took an accidental picture of Lukey. It's kind of haunting, actually.

Next, I had to arrange it so that I wouldn't know that I was uploading that specific picture until after I was done. I placed that photo into a directory along with eight other images.

I figured I'd better make it harder to get the right image, so I set about randomizing the names. This was simple enough, just open the folder, press the up and down cursors on the keyboard a few times, click return, and type. All without looking. I did this process over several minutes, eventually changing the names of all the photos. I deleted non-alphabet characters from the names and made sure the preview pane was turned off.

Then I opened my livejournal gallery and set about to upload three pictures. The first time I did this I had the browser preview pane opened, which meant I saw the images. So I had to stop and go back a step, re-randomizing the names. I also turned off the preview setting in the browser upload dialog box.

Finally I hovered the cursor over the upload button and arranged an accidental device (not unlike a sword of damocles I suppose) to fall on the keyboard. I chose a box of business cards balanced on a waterglass. First I had it positioned over the return key, but that wouldn't have worked (I accidentally dropped it while setting up and nothing happened) but I figured out I should balance it over the keypad button.

It took about an hour of working normally at my desk from the time I set it up until I legitimately bumped it while standing up. The box fell and I was startled! Then I saw it said "uploading". It took me to the "just uploaded" screen and there was my cat. YES!

Enjoy, along with the other pix that went up, and an earlier shot of Prince at the Super Bowl for your...titillation?

Upon reflection, I got very lucky. If that hadn't worked, I believe it would have been disingenuous to keep knocking the thing off until the image uploaded. I would have had to arrange a completely different process. I had been brainstorming processes for getting a happy accident, and if anyone else is out there thinking about it, feel free to try one of these methods. First I was going to use some kind of accidental image of the cat from my phone and phone message it to a blind-selected cell phone address entry, hoping to nail the SF0 entry I have among the 166 numbers I have in the phone. If that failed, I was going to try to dial the SF0 phone number accidentally and record the sound of my cat into the speakerphone, creating a sonic image. Then I thought about d20 for a while. My last idea was to multitask this with the disintermediate the submit button task and physically mail a collection of random images in hopes of getting some other player to accidentally submit it. Luckily I had bumped the trigger box by that point, because that's when I was running out of ideas.

I think a person could also do a low shutter speed time lapse like I did for Pants Observation and train it very close on one particular spot and run the images back to a computer or somehow transmit them direct to a flickr account or something.

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prefs.jpg

prefs.jpg

make sure it doesn't go to sleep on me! had to also turn off the screen saver.



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renamed-files.jpg

Randomly re-named by typing without looking, then removing non-alpha characters.



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Just after I took this screenshot, I clicked a picture and the preview pane slid in from the right. D'oh!


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re-re-named.jpg

one step backward, rerandomizing.


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re-renamed_with_preview_off.jpg

now choosing some pix, note the upper left, where the button is set to the list view instead of preview.


unsatisfactory accident

unsatisfactory accident


welll tuned accident in waiting

welll tuned accident in waiting


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after_the_fall_huzzah.jpg

Huzzah!



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posted by Jackie H on April 5th, 2007 10:17 AM

people should do this task as much as possible.

afjein?
posted by Jason 7au on April 5th, 2007 11:01 AM

Points for insanity.

(no subject)
posted by Ink Tea on April 5th, 2007 11:42 AM

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha..... oh god. my sides hurt.

Ha!
posted by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder on April 5th, 2007 12:17 PM

Awesome!

(no subject)
posted by r0ck c4ndy on April 5th, 2007 1:43 PM

Seriously. YOU ARE A GENIOUS!

(no subject)
posted by lark on April 5th, 2007 3:11 PM

burn, you are rockin' the glasnost. voted.

dude
posted by Burn Unit on April 6th, 2007 3:42 AM

You guys are awesome. What the Heck?!
Man, I love the little tasks. They really let us go into the deep end.

Ding
posted by Jason 7au on April 6th, 2007 8:39 AM

I think this also makes you one of the first people playing SF0 to get from level 1 to level 4 within a week. Don't burn out. :)

no no.
posted by Burn Unit on April 6th, 2007 9:21 AM

I won't burn out. But seriously for a moment, I really appreciate the concern and advice, because nobody can maintain this madness for very long. But for one thing, I'm feeling good, not stretched thin. For another thing, I do this stuff in between times at work--lunch, breaks, or commuting by bus. And then I also do them with Eleanor (we're working on kamikaze together, for example) and it's play time. So far, I don't feel burned out, but I also know the risks. I mean, I didn't do much with the game in the late months of 2006 other than continue slowly working on the beautiful letter task.

For another thing, I got your insanity, right here, served piping hot.

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posted by Sean Mahan on April 12th, 2007 3:14 PM

Really wish this had set the tone for this task. Are you other (so not) accidental kitty cat posters paying attention?!