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Raizekiel Malbrandt
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15 + 171 points

If you give a pig a pancake by Raizekiel Malbrandt

December 28th, 2008 5:47 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Give a pig a pancake

I feel that this task was perhaps too low when it comes to points. The act in itself of finding a pig proves to be a task. At any rate, this was hilarious. It took about 45 minutes to actually track this pig down, playing phonetag along the way. Luckily we had pancakes already made in the fridge, so that was no object.

Merry Christmas Fiona! (that's the pig's name.)

- smaller

Pakcakes

Pakcakes

Hey, even pigs have to eat in style! ^.~


Fiona

Fiona

This is Fiona, the lucky pig.


FEAST!

FEAST!

And she begins devouring...


SHE BIT ME!

SHE BIT ME!

I got to close with the pancake... pig bites hurt.



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posted by Jellybean of Thark on December 28th, 2008 7:48 PM

Wow, my mom has the same plates.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on December 28th, 2008 7:52 PM

Hang on, there's a pig in the house!

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posted by JJason Recognition on December 28th, 2008 7:55 PM

Get out of there, CM!

The Pig is calling from inside the house!

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posted by Rin Brooker on December 28th, 2008 8:24 PM

WHERE DID YOU FIND A PIG? lucky...

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posted by Raizekiel Malbrandt on December 29th, 2008 4:13 PM

hee hee
Weinstein...

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posted by Dopey on December 28th, 2008 9:17 PM

wow..you actually gave a pig a pancake..

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posted by teucer on December 28th, 2008 9:48 PM

...that would be the task, yes.

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posted by The Found Walrus on December 29th, 2008 10:00 PM

what an fabulously literal interpretation

(also, YAY for animal-related tasking)

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posted by Raizekiel Malbrandt on December 29th, 2008 10:37 PM

Is there anything wrong with literal? I find this extremely entertaining! ^.^

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posted by Fiona on December 29th, 2008 1:10 AM

Teehee. Must be a very cool pig to have such a fantastic name (not that I'm biased in any way)!

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posted by Raizekiel Malbrandt on December 29th, 2008 4:13 PM

^.^

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posted by LittleMonk on December 29th, 2008 10:43 AM

Vote for the "Farm Fresh" plates

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posted by Burn Unit on December 29th, 2008 10:43 PM

Moar Literal Proofs!!1!

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posted by Minch on January 2nd, 2009 2:36 PM

Ha!

Pigs Bite.

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posted by Teeth Beetles on January 3rd, 2009 4:30 PM

A wise man once said that he liked pigs; dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, but pigs, they treat us as equals.

And that certainly deserves at least a pancake.

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posted by Mr Everyday on January 10th, 2009 8:12 PM

Nice Churchill quote - and the best cure for manic-depression EVER!

Thank you OCD...
posted by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa on January 11th, 2009 11:26 PM

The only reason I gave this task ONLY one point is so it would have exactly 100 points from "the people".

Sorry.

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posted by rongo rongo on January 15th, 2009 1:24 PM

This is hilarious, but I also want to hear the story of how you tracked down the pig!

Sit Down, Make Yourself Comfortable
posted by Raizekiel Malbrandt on January 18th, 2009 6:55 PM

It all started with a rumor that one of my friends at school had a pig. Some denied that fact, some confirmed it, so I decided to try and track it down. Of course I didn't have his phone number, so I spent about 45 minutes playing the longest game of phone tag I've ever played. I went through 6 people before I finally got the number. Then it was just a 20 mile drive, and the rest is history.

AMAZING
posted by Shelby C on January 24th, 2009 2:50 PM

You brought a pig in your house... that's GREAT! I heard they are the smartest animals... true?

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posted by Raizekiel Malbrandt on January 24th, 2009 9:54 PM

um... tis not my pig... tis not my house.

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posted by Ethan K on February 20th, 2009 3:12 AM

i wonder what this praxis will be abou-IT'S A PIG

(a real pig!)

retired.
posted by Herbie Hatman on March 15th, 2009 4:19 PM

I believe that this task ought to be retired after seeing this completion. How much better can one give a pig a pancake?

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posted by JJason Recognition on March 15th, 2009 4:31 PM

I have an idea. I just don't know how to go about making it a reality.