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Dela Dejavoo
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Chalk and Cheese by Dela Dejavoo

July 16th, 2010 1:20 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Find two entirely different things. Proceed to make them more similar.

I have no idea what possessed me to do this. I just couldn't stop myself.

Item A:
Cute Stuffed Monkey

main_img441292162.jpgItem B:
Jar Of Pickles
main_img441392161.jpgAnd here they are together, in all of their dissimilarity.
main_img441492163.jpgI wrote out a list outlining the major differences between these two objects and attempted to "fix" those problems in a systematic step by step fashion.

Problem 1- Cute Stuffed Monkey has a cute monkey head. Jar of pickles does not.

Fixed!
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Problem 2- Jar of Pickles has a lid. Cute Stuffed Monkey does not.

Fixed!
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Problem 3- Cute Stuffed Monkey has monkey arms and monkey legs. Jar of pickles has no arms and no legs.

Fixed!
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Problem 4- Jar Of Pickles is full of pickles. Cute Stuffed Monkey has no pickles.

Fixed!
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Problem 5-Cute Stuffed Monkey is full of a strange white stuffing material. Jar of Pickles is not.

Fixed!
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Problem 6- Jar Of Pickles is dripping wet with condensation. Cute Stuffed Monkey is totally dry.

Fixed!
main_img442192272.jpgThe finished product:
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- smaller

cute stuffed monkey

cute stuffed monkey


not very similar

not very similar


now jar of pickles has cute monkey head

now jar of pickles has cute monkey head


now cute stuffed monkey has lid

now cute stuffed monkey has lid


now jar of pickles has arms and legs

now jar of pickles has arms and legs


now cute stuffed monkey is stuffed with pickles

now cute stuffed monkey is stuffed with pickles


now jar of pickles has polyfiber filling

now jar of pickles has polyfiber filling


now cute stuffed monkey is wet

now cute stuffed monkey is wet


much more similar

much more similar



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8 comment(s)

o.m.g.
posted by Amby D on July 16th, 2010 1:24 PM

this... this is just gorgeous. awww.

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posted by Julian Muffinbot on July 16th, 2010 1:37 PM

ok, I literally lol'd when I got to the picture of the pickles in the monkey. awesome.

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posted by MsGoblinPants Extraordinaire on July 16th, 2010 2:43 PM

Oh god, the pickles-in-the-monkey will haunt my dreams. It looks like an alien bursting out of his poor simian chest!

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posted by Digital Watches on July 16th, 2010 2:54 PM

Reversible process for converting monkeys into pickle jars: Noted.

The pickle storage industry will be interested in your work. PETA may not be as happy. Tread lightly and you can make a fortune.

I'd look into getting a patent if I were you.

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posted by teucer on July 16th, 2010 3:22 PM

That was pretty awesome.

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posted by carry_me_Zaddy on July 17th, 2010 11:27 AM

Mutant monkeys never looked so marvelous. Or delicious!

Good. +1
posted by Jellybean of Thark on July 21st, 2010 9:13 PM

Good.

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posted by rongo rongo on August 14th, 2010 9:04 PM

Whoa...the similarity by the end was eerie.