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Chalk and Cheese by Dela Dejavoo
July 16th, 2010 1:20 PM
I have no idea what possessed me to do this. I just couldn't stop myself.
Item A:
Cute Stuffed Monkey
Item B:
Jar Of Pickles
And here they are together, in all of their dissimilarity.
I wrote out a list outlining the major differences between these two objects and attempted to "fix" those problems in a systematic step by step fashion.
Problem 1- Cute Stuffed Monkey has a cute monkey head. Jar of pickles does not.
Fixed!
Problem 2- Jar of Pickles has a lid. Cute Stuffed Monkey does not.
Fixed!
Problem 3- Cute Stuffed Monkey has monkey arms and monkey legs. Jar of pickles has no arms and no legs.
Fixed!
Problem 4- Jar Of Pickles is full of pickles. Cute Stuffed Monkey has no pickles.
Fixed!
Problem 5-Cute Stuffed Monkey is full of a strange white stuffing material. Jar of Pickles is not.
Fixed!
Problem 6- Jar Of Pickles is dripping wet with condensation. Cute Stuffed Monkey is totally dry.
Fixed!
The finished product:
Item A:
Cute Stuffed Monkey
Item B:Jar Of Pickles
And here they are together, in all of their dissimilarity.I wrote out a list outlining the major differences between these two objects and attempted to "fix" those problems in a systematic step by step fashion.Problem 1- Cute Stuffed Monkey has a cute monkey head. Jar of pickles does not.
Fixed!
Problem 2- Jar of Pickles has a lid. Cute Stuffed Monkey does not.
Fixed!
Problem 3- Cute Stuffed Monkey has monkey arms and monkey legs. Jar of pickles has no arms and no legs.
Fixed!
Problem 4- Jar Of Pickles is full of pickles. Cute Stuffed Monkey has no pickles.
Fixed!
Problem 5-Cute Stuffed Monkey is full of a strange white stuffing material. Jar of Pickles is not.
Fixed!
Problem 6- Jar Of Pickles is dripping wet with condensation. Cute Stuffed Monkey is totally dry.
Fixed!
The finished product:
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posted by Julian Muffinbot on July 16th, 2010 1:37 PM
ok, I literally lol'd when I got to the picture of the pickles in the monkey. awesome.
posted by MsGoblinPants Extraordinaire on July 16th, 2010 2:43 PM
Oh god, the pickles-in-the-monkey will haunt my dreams. It looks like an alien bursting out of his poor simian chest!
posted by Digital Watches on July 16th, 2010 2:54 PM
Reversible process for converting monkeys into pickle jars: Noted.
The pickle storage industry will be interested in your work. PETA may not be as happy. Tread lightly and you can make a fortune.
I'd look into getting a patent if I were you.
posted by carry_me_Zaddy on July 17th, 2010 11:27 AM
Mutant monkeys never looked so marvelous. Or delicious!
posted by rongo rongo on August 14th, 2010 9:04 PM
Whoa...the similarity by the end was eerie.
this... this is just gorgeous. awww.