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Fight the Future by GYØ Ben, Tøm, Tiny Clanger

January 13th, 2008 4:17 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Destroy a clock. Document.

In essence, GYØ hates clocks.

Well, that's what we want you to think, anyway.

This is "Project: Killing Time".

For once, you have GYØ Ben, your trusty right-hand-man, writing up the praxis, going on the flip-side.

I trust you enjoy our short presentation, and our long(ish) video, but we decided not just to smashy-smash one clock, not two, 'nor five - but nine whole clocks.

Video numero uno shows us purchasing the clocks from our nearest Argos Extra - the bemused cashiers looked more than weirded out.

The follow up is the meat on the bones - the destruction!

We know we can't live up to Charlie Fish's awesome completion - but we gave it our best shot.

Our destructions included conkers, which non-Britons may not be familiar with.

Video #1: The Purchase
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Video #2: The Destruction
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Insatiability means quality in the world of GYØ!

- smaller

A small alarm clock

A small alarm clock

Soon to die a death that won't be forgotten


Impostor

Impostor

Spot the odd one out


Failed

Failed

One of the more pyrotechnic approaches. We failed. Miserably.


Remnants I

Remnants I

Some remnants after the conkers battle


Remnants II

Remnants II

More remnants of clock bodies


Some specs

Some specs

Of the clock



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posted by Gill Smith on January 13th, 2008 4:22 PM

What a waste of clocks, poor Indian childeren making those.

You boys should know better.

At least my Adam wasn't involved in this.

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posted by Meta tron on January 13th, 2008 4:22 PM

You should totally re-shoot film one but holding placards saying 'MYSTERY SHOPPER'
That would really freak'em out.

heh heh heh

p.s. Did you try soaking your clocks in vinegar over night and coating them in varnish? My Dad says it never fails.

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posted by GYØ Ben on January 13th, 2008 4:23 PM

Oh, that would be brilliant - Mink, you're so twisted.

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posted by Adam on January 13th, 2008 4:24 PM

I think "It's a long story" should be GYZero's slogan.

We say it far too many times to be worth it.

It's a long story

Not the first time Ben has said "that landed in my hair"

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posted by Adam on January 13th, 2008 4:24 PM

Oh yeah and this is an awesome completion, which I would have been happy to join in on, but Im not going to "throw a Daryl"

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posted by Adam on January 13th, 2008 4:32 PM

You broke Argos.

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posted by Dr. Subtle on January 13th, 2008 4:33 PM

Wow. I thought my completion was cool. But I only destroyed one clock, once, in only one particular manner. You guys totally schooled me.

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posted by Ian Kizu-Blair on January 13th, 2008 6:35 PM

I love the drowning, the axing, and the vehicular clockslaughter. And, of course, the use of "Clocks" and "Sleep the Clock Around."

Great way to kick off Insatiability!

You made me stand in line in some boring store for a full 12 minutes. +1
posted by susy derkins on January 14th, 2008 12:50 AM

That one, going to shreds under the car tire, was worth it.
Still, those were alarm clocks, why on Earth you didn´t destroy them while beeping/ringing/tinkling?!
Vote for the laughter.

The alarms?
posted by Tøm on January 14th, 2008 9:31 AM

Lack of batteries!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on January 15th, 2008 6:20 PM

I opened for Lack of Batteries in '86.

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posted by Lincøln on January 18th, 2008 6:18 PM

Wow. So awesome. I could watch you guys destroy every one playing Conkers. That was good stuff. And yeah, the car was pretty good.