Urban Altar II: Theurgy by SNORLAX, Rainbow Bright, Fonne Tayne, YellowBear, Lank, Blue, anna one, Malaysian Eddy, Secret Agent Squigs
August 28th, 2007 10:52 AM / Location: 37.767163,-122.5012St. YellowBear The Purified:
After my attempt to regain the honor of San Francisco by confronting The Villain and giving him a powerful shrinking, I was cast into darkness.
Anger and vengance, clouded in my mind, In my carelessness I overlooked a fundamental flaw in my shrinking plan and it proved tragic. I had only devised a plan to shrink his body, not his evil. With his tiny size and still massive evil, he was able to
dominate the minds of my once loyal ninja posse. I had thought that the inner circle of the ninja posse was so secure that it could never be compromised, but with The Villan at their same size their ability to sense danger was overwhelmed and they were compromised. My own ninjas turned against me, the evil Villain once again free to rampage against our city, and me on the brink of being cast into the Bog of Eternal Stench. The situation appeared helpless and I prepared to meed my end.Thankfully at the very last possible moment I was snatched from the air and brought to safety by the Hero.After the daring rescue I retreated to my lair. I knew that I had
to undo the mistake, had to cleanse myself of the evil if there was to be any chance. I poured over dusty scrolls and runes, ancient texts guided my way. They contained cryptic sketches of circles and nearly unintelligible rambling about doors. They spoke of a slumbering ancient power, one strong enough to permanently cast out the evil that dwelled inside me. I desperatly summoned San Francisco's strongest to my aid. Only with us united could the ceremony be performed and the ancient energy be brought forth from the henge. Doorhenge was assembled…
As night descended, the ceremony began...
WAIT NO ONE GOT NAKED AND RAN THROUGH THE FIRE!!??!!
I thought Anna 1 was supposed to get naked with her bad self...WTF-etm
Hey! There was not nearly enough liquor or hot tubbing for anna-nekkidness! I made clothes instead of taking them off (for once!) -ao
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doorhenge, biomegardens19 comment(s)
Villain, do you see the trouble you're in now?
Big Trouble.
Was there at any point the sacrificial offering up of marshmallows on sticks?
This past sunday there was but not on the night YB was purified...
The ears complement you men oh so well.
you rule. my sides hurt from what you have done. I swear I had nothing to do with it
How can you take the ears of Yellow Bear the Purified and display them so blasphemously? No wonder his sides hurt, his ears have been amputated!
i thought YB's sides hurt from laughing at all the bizarre animal love that lowteck has been throwing around. What about the ears?
nope, my sides hurt from laughing at all the bizarre animal love that lowteck has been throwing around. As for how they got the ears, well...
*edit* Hmm it didn't say that before. It's like there is a reverse echo in this comment section
That is exactly what I just said.
I need to quit looking at these stagnant pages and at least come up with some new proposals for tasks. You know Balance out the Kyle Hamilton Syndrom…
It's not just a triple task completion, but three absolutely awesome task completions. If only we all met our ends as gracefully as those old doors.
I'm running out of ways to compliment you folks on beautiful tasking.
Also, in retrospect, you gotta admit the ranger had a point. You set up art like that without a permit and, the next thing you know, someone starts a fire.
dude we never met any druids. just napoleon!
stallyns rule!!
goodness lowtech..yet again...you've made me laugh so hard well...I'm not even gonna finish that sentence
OMG. That is the first time I've seen the edited cut of that video and it's still hysterical...
I fucking LOVE it!!! ahahahahahaha
Wow. Never really checked this out before. So nifty.
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wowzzz! that looks amazing lol. who was filming it? with the laughter and stuff? lol anyways, awesome. very... *wriggles fingers and raises eyebrows* (the eyebrows part has no meaning lol)
The fire!!! How it burns! ArrrgggghhhhhH!