Tac Haberdash

you dirty fucker - b

Why don't I have profile text? I should have profile text. Very well. I will tell you a story:

ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS WRITING SOME PROFILE TEXT. IT WAS NOT FOR THIS PROFILE, BUT RATHER THE PROFILE OF A SERIAL KILLER. YOU SEE, I AM A SERIAL KILLER PROFILER. I PROFILE SERIAL KILLERS AND SOMETIMES I EVEN CATCH THEM AS A RESULT OF THIS PROFILING. AND SO I WAS WRITING THIS PROFILE TEXT AND SUDDENLY I REALIZED SOMETHING THAT CHILLED MY BLOOD AND SHOOK MY BONES SO GODDAMN HARD THEY FLEW OUT OF MY BODY AND GOT STUCK IN THE WALL LIKE PRIMITIVE ARROWS AND I WAS LEFT INVERTEBRATE AND STARTLED STARING AT MY COMPUTER MONITOR. BECAUSE, YOU SEE

THE SERIAL KILLER PROFILE WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

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(no subject) (re: Designated Sponge Bath Area)

posted by Tac Haberdash on April 30th, 2011 1:27 AM

Do we not have any documentation of the guy who actually left the bar to come party with us for like twenty minutes?

(no subject) (re: Player Photograph)

posted by Tac Haberdash on March 19th, 2011 9:42 AM

AAA WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN MY TASK

(no subject) (re: Pixie Actually Visits San Francisco CA for more then 2 hours (and free food and dancing!))

posted by Tac Haberdash on January 26th, 2011 11:09 PM

I can make this happen.

(no subject) (re: Co-Opting Camera Culture for the Purpose of Praxis)

posted by Tac Haberdash on November 23rd, 2010 10:27 PM

I am pretty sure I actually have enough documentation to do this. I just need to dig up the peoples' email addresses...

(no subject) (re: HEY. CHICAGO.)

posted by Tac Haberdash on October 6th, 2010 9:20 PM

still working on this one.