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Events / HEY. CHICAGO.

When:

October 5th, 2010 @ 12:00am TO October 7th, 2010 @ 12:00am

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Where:

YOUR WORK. YOUR SCHOOL. YOUR ROOM. IT CANNOT BE STOPPED.
MOTHERFUCKING CHICAGO ILLINOIS


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6/unlimited


Organizer:

Tac Haberdash


Description:

Dear CG0

Tac Haberdash is on route to your city in a vegetable car. He cannot be stopped. He cannot be contained.

For several days, Tac Haberdash will roam the streets of Chicago, relentlessly hunting for adventure of any sort.

To this end, Tac Haberdash would like to issue, to any and all members of CGO, a challenge:

Tac Haberdash hereby challenges ANYONE in Chicago to ANYTHING.

THAT'S RIGHT. ANYTHING. COME ON. LET'S GO.

ANY TIME, ANYWHERE - except October 4th. He is busy on the 4th.

BE THERE.


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(no subject)
posted by Lincøln on September 26th, 2010 1:08 PM

This is a good time to live in Chicagø.

(no subject)
posted by Pixie on September 26th, 2010 5:02 PM

Visit PD0 sometime. Then we will feed you, and give you candy and we can dance

(no subject)
posted by Remy The Living on September 26th, 2010 8:52 PM

yeah. plus, if you do it over halloween, all of us could get a whole bunch of friends to dress as zombies and we could roam the streets with makeup and turn everyone who's willing into zombies.

(no subject)
posted by Pixie on October 4th, 2010 10:53 PM

also, if you come to PDX, i challenge you to
1) a cooking contest
2) a kicking contest
3) a kissing contest

and i will kick your ass at all of them

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 5th, 2010 2:29 PM

no way those are things i am great at

(no subject)
posted by Pixie on October 7th, 2010 1:08 AM

You may be great, but i am better. At least until you prove me wrong. You should stop by pdx on your way home and enjoy me kicking your ass thoroughly

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on September 27th, 2010 10:17 AM

Some day my friends. Some day. ALSO:

CHANGE OF PLANS

BECAUSE OF A HUGE AMOUNT OF JUGGLING I WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE UNTIL THE 5TH.

(no subject) +1
posted by Dan |ØwO| on October 4th, 2010 9:10 AM

I need a more thorough run down of your schedule, you are here from when to when? where are you staying? do you need a couch?

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posted by Tac Haberdash on October 5th, 2010 2:30 PM

I can always use a couch, but I'm staying in Arlington Heights right now. I am in town now and probably leaving saturday or sunday or something like that. Some time before the 12th.

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posted by artmouse on September 29th, 2010 12:25 PM

is everyone in chicago too intimidated to meet the great Tac's challenge???

even if you're not planning to challenge him it would be a great loss on your part to not meet the dapper fellow!

just by fact he is visiting your city your socks should feel preemptively rocked!

(no subject) +2
posted by JJason Recognition on September 29th, 2010 4:14 PM

It's true! I met the man once and he was dapper as fuck. And don't worry - he probably won't beat you to death with a hammer. Probably.

(no subject) +2
posted by Tac Haberdash on September 30th, 2010 12:20 PM

PROBABLY.

(no subject) +1
posted by Picø ҉ ØwO on October 1st, 2010 8:28 AM

I challenge you to a DDR competition in the near west suburbs at 11am on the 5th.

(no subject)
posted by Picø ҉ ØwO on October 1st, 2010 8:35 AM

Even better, let's do it here.

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 4th, 2010 10:04 PM

Had car trouble. Just arrived 30 minutes ago. This does not constitute a forfeit because fuck you. I will PM you my phone number. I will beat you at DDR. This is not a mere assertion. This is stone cold fact.

(no subject) +1
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 5th, 2010 2:42 PM

contest complete. i am wounded but victorious.

(no subject) +1
posted by Markov Walker on October 4th, 2010 5:24 PM

I challenge you to get yourself thrown out of the Swans show on the 5th at the Bottom Lounge OR to get in without paying.

swans
posted by gh◌st ᵰⱥ₥ing on October 4th, 2010 6:54 PM

three or more ørder members shall be in attendance

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 4th, 2010 10:02 PM

Damn. Missed it. Just got into town like an hour ago. Any more challenges?

(no subject) +3
posted by Lincøln on October 4th, 2010 10:10 PM

You do realize that it is now the 4th, and that challenge is for the 5th, right?

that challenge
posted by gh◌st ᵰⱥ₥ing on October 5th, 2010 5:05 AM

is for the 5th
swans

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 5th, 2010 8:34 AM

oh snap. i thought it was the 5th. guess i will get on that.

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 6th, 2010 9:16 AM

challenge complete. I am once again victorious.

(no subject)
posted by Lincøln on October 6th, 2010 11:04 AM

Tell the tale of you victor(ies) in song or verse.

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 6th, 2010 9:20 PM

the week is still young.

(no subject)
posted by Markov Walker on October 4th, 2010 5:29 PM

I also challenge you to never type another word in all caps again.

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 4th, 2010 10:03 PM

sure. as long as i'm in chicago.

(no subject)
posted by Markov Walker on October 4th, 2010 11:13 PM

Awesome. While you're in Chicago is really all I hoped for.

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 5th, 2010 8:33 AM

do acronyms count as allcaps?

(no subject)
posted by Markov Walker on October 5th, 2010 3:21 PM

No.

(no subject)
posted by Markov Walker on October 5th, 2010 4:45 PM

I will also refuse to use all caps while you are in Chicago, but this is less crippling for me. If you have an idea for a counter-challenge, I am listening.

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 6th, 2010 9:15 AM

no capital letters. period.

(no subject)
posted by Markov Walker on October 6th, 2010 11:32 PM

i've already failed.

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 4th, 2010 10:09 PM

In case i haven't written it here enough times I am now in Chicago. Who wants to kung-fu fight? How about a juggle-off? Balance contest? Arm wrestling? Anyone wanna give me a shoulder massage? I could really use a shoulder massage. Come on. PM me so i get email notifications and don't have to keep checking this page because i am lazy. Damn it is hard to not type in allcaps.

(no subject)
posted by Jellybean of Thark on October 5th, 2010 8:30 PM

Come to my house and I'll rub your shoulders. You'll see.

(no subject)
posted by Kate Saturday on October 5th, 2010 1:08 AM

i am not in Chicago, but your piteous pleas for challenge have moved me. i challenge you to force push fight. starting now.

(no subject)
posted by Kate Saturday on October 5th, 2010 1:08 AM

>>>>>>>>>>>>push<<<<<<<<<<<

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 5th, 2010 8:34 AM

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

(no subject)
posted by Kate Saturday on October 5th, 2010 12:40 PM

>>>>>>force flip off a bulkhead<<<<<<< phwshaaah!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pu- just kidding that was a force feint! here's the real once coming from a direction you don't expect!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>push!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 5th, 2010 2:32 PM

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hsup<<<<<<<<<<<<< that's a backwards force push to throw you off balance as i step out of the way

find rahm emanuel
posted by gh◌st ᵰⱥ₥ing on October 5th, 2010 5:10 AM

and shake his hand

(no subject)
posted by Tac Haberdash on October 6th, 2010 9:20 PM

still working on this one.