Events / HEY. CHICAGO.
When:October 5th, 2010 @ 12:00am TO October 7th, 2010 @ 12:00am
Where:
YOUR WORK. YOUR SCHOOL. YOUR ROOM. IT CANNOT BE STOPPED.
MOTHERFUCKING CHICAGO ILLINOIS
Enrollment
6/unlimited
Organizer:
Tac Haberdash
Description:
Dear CG0
Tac Haberdash is on route to your city in a vegetable car. He cannot be stopped. He cannot be contained.
For several days, Tac Haberdash will roam the streets of Chicago, relentlessly hunting for adventure of any sort.
To this end, Tac Haberdash would like to issue, to any and all members of CGO, a challenge:
Tac Haberdash hereby challenges ANYONE in Chicago to ANYTHING.
THAT'S RIGHT. ANYTHING. COME ON. LET'S GO.
ANY TIME, ANYWHERE - except October 4th. He is busy on the 4th.
BE THERE.
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Visit PD0 sometime. Then we will feed you, and give you candy and we can dance
yeah. plus, if you do it over halloween, all of us could get a whole bunch of friends to dress as zombies and we could roam the streets with makeup and turn everyone who's willing into zombies.
also, if you come to PDX, i challenge you to
1) a cooking contest
2) a kicking contest
3) a kissing contest
and i will kick your ass at all of them
no way those are things i am great at
You may be great, but i am better. At least until you prove me wrong. You should stop by pdx on your way home and enjoy me kicking your ass thoroughly
Some day my friends. Some day. ALSO:
CHANGE OF PLANS
BECAUSE OF A HUGE AMOUNT OF JUGGLING I WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE UNTIL THE 5TH.
I need a more thorough run down of your schedule, you are here from when to when? where are you staying? do you need a couch?
I can always use a couch, but I'm staying in Arlington Heights right now. I am in town now and probably leaving saturday or sunday or something like that. Some time before the 12th.
is everyone in chicago too intimidated to meet the great Tac's challenge???
even if you're not planning to challenge him it would be a great loss on your part to not meet the dapper fellow!
just by fact he is visiting your city your socks should feel preemptively rocked!
It's true! I met the man once and he was dapper as fuck. And don't worry - he probably won't beat you to death with a hammer. Probably.
I challenge you to a DDR competition in the near west suburbs at 11am on the 5th.
Had car trouble. Just arrived 30 minutes ago. This does not constitute a forfeit because fuck you. I will PM you my phone number. I will beat you at DDR. This is not a mere assertion. This is stone cold fact.
contest complete. i am wounded but victorious.
I challenge you to get yourself thrown out of the Swans show on the 5th at the Bottom Lounge OR to get in without paying.
three or more ørder members shall be in attendance
Damn. Missed it. Just got into town like an hour ago. Any more challenges?
You do realize that it is now the 4th, and that challenge is for the 5th, right?
oh snap. i thought it was the 5th. guess i will get on that.
challenge complete. I am once again victorious.
Tell the tale of you victor(ies) in song or verse.
I also challenge you to never type another word in all caps again.
Awesome. While you're in Chicago is really all I hoped for.
I will also refuse to use all caps while you are in Chicago, but this is less crippling for me. If you have an idea for a counter-challenge, I am listening.
In case i haven't written it here enough times I am now in Chicago. Who wants to kung-fu fight? How about a juggle-off? Balance contest? Arm wrestling? Anyone wanna give me a shoulder massage? I could really use a shoulder massage. Come on. PM me so i get email notifications and don't have to keep checking this page because i am lazy. Damn it is hard to not type in allcaps.
Come to my house and I'll rub your shoulders. You'll see.
i am not in Chicago, but your piteous pleas for challenge have moved me. i challenge you to force push fight. starting now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>force flip off a bulkhead<<<<<<< phwshaaah!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pu- just kidding that was a force feint! here's the real once coming from a direction you don't expect!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>push!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hsup<<<<<<<<<<<<< that's a backwards force push to throw you off balance as i step out of the way
This is a good time to live in Chicagø.