Dérive by teucer, Haberley Mead
May 29th, 2008 9:22 PMI have a head flu. Possible fever.
My brain feels drunk and utterly detached from my body and though I tried to work today, that turned out to be a terrible idea... and so my boss sent me home after finding me resting my head on an ice cold water bottle. While enjoying my surrealistic ride home on the bus I started rambling through thoughts in my head and realized.... as I've wanted to Dérive for quite some time and currently find myself fairly bedridden...
A mental Dérive is in order...
This may be a bit like Alice falling down the rabbit hole...
So for starters. I get home. Start up my computer. Skype starts up... and low and behold my computer is taken over by a sfø chat room that then turns into a conference call bombarded by internet strangers. Chaos. Mass Chaos. Or rather, as I like to name it, a cluster f*ck of voices
only one of which I can recognize (Lincoln).
I had planned to go on an intellectual journey... but the skype thing happened and well... I went where it took me.
As far as wandering without purpose or plan goes... I'd say this chat room is pretty much the best you can do with that, without leaving one's bed.
Best Sick Day Ever.
What I discovered in my derive:
1) Lincoln sort of owns the chat world - I mean, he DID interview Bob Marely...
(I couldn't stop laughing, I was in tears at one point)
2) Singers from Bangladesh are pretty friendly (we're welcome to visit anytime)
3) Bruce Wayne is real and frequents skype.
4) We are all pretty much nerds...
who find sex sex jokes funny
and like to torment one another (Ben, apparently I am not as nice as you think, since I did load this, but I kept the full clip, which means you look silly with company)
5) We even worked in a plug for lowteck
Listening to a Dali painting for the win. So hard to get the full picture when one's furniture is melting. This is making my brain fever worse. While I am listening to (aww there was Ben's voice, so sweet) all this chaos the only thing I want to do is place cold hands palm down across my face, neck and back. Anyone, right, that's a normal fever response. Desire for cold hands.
Do not worry if you are confused. It is all confusion. And fear. Like a nightmare I can't wake up from. It was over 2 hours of audio -- yes 2 hours. You can hear me typing madly in some spots. I had a google chat gong too, Interweb derive at it's best.
I am sick + Derive = 2+hours of skypecast insanity.
I then proceeded to remain delirious for a few more hours before realizing that what I needed was to eat pizza....

...while taking a bath

fever, what can I say - at least it turned out to be a good idea.

I added some collaborators from the chat to share in my glory, unfortunately, they can't hear the clips, so they have - or rather - Doktor has chosen to trust my judgment. Let's hope I don't disappoint...
**EDIT**
So, obviously there were many many more people involved in my mental derive... but it seems I can only add two collaborators. So, I would like to say: GYØ Ben was there, and he was wonderful... and since he thinks Minch = Heart, well, I pretty much adore him
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GYØ Ben
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Rainy
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Burn Unit
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The Animus
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Jellybean of Thark
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Lincøln
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Tøm
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Levitating Potato
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Flea
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GYØ Vicki
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There was oh so much more Bruce Wayne.
So much more...
yes. i know. but editing through 2+ hours was starting to give me a head ache...
It's a good thing that it was not all released onto the public.
Various heads may have imploded from sheer levels of oddity.
all heads would have exploded at full exposure to BW
We were lucky, the terrible connections we have must have shielded us slightly.
delays were the only thing keeping us alive i think.
My connection was great. I got a full exposure.
I had to go outside and take a walk right in the middle of one of his rants.
BW? Batwoman? I think his voice was familiar...
almost... senatorial...
Burn Unit -- I thought that too... many many times.... but unless said senator admits to shenanigans... well, we will just have to speculate.
Shoot, well he's, like, the papa of all shenaniganery, right?
speaking of shenanigans... plotting tasks while figuring out a way to incorporate my bath tub = pretty awesome.
Not entirely.
I mean, we don't have the clip about broccoli hills.
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
Perhaps... but it is always sincere flirt-ery that comes from the sweetest place inside my gushy heart.
We are a big part of some tasks.
Remember, Bruce Wayne is a player, he just doesn't know it yet.
That batman picture always makes me laugh.















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This is what happens when I am sick...