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MonkeyBoy Dan
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One Letter Off by MonkeyBoy Dan

June 17th, 2009 11:04 AM / Location: 53.476840,-2.237133

INSTRUCTIONS: Find a sign, poster, advertisement or other publicly-displayed message that would be improved by (physically) changing a single letter. Make the necessary change.

All is not well in the picturesqe thoroughfare at the heart of Manchester's gay village, Canal Street.
To quote the font of all knowledge.
"Canal Street's portrayal on several popular television programmes, the opening of a number of chain bars, and the resultant influx of "straight" drinkers [has] led to tension with its existing clientele."
In short, Canal street is becoming too "normal", which as we all know is synonymous with BORING.

So CANAL Street becomes BANAL street.

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B is for Banal!

B is for Banal!

Weatherproofed with tape because we have The Rain in Manchester. B is also for Business Meetings, which are terribly important.


Essential indeed

Essential indeed

Tastefully tartan sticky squares.


Canal Street

Canal Street

Location, location, location


Canal Street

Canal Street

You'd swear it was Amsterdam


Canal Street

Canal Street

Mostly canal this one


Pub

Pub

This is Britain so as well as the Gay bars the rest of you have we have Gay pubs. RULE BRITANNIA!


Rejected Target

Rejected Target

The Publican might have objected, forcefully.


Rejected Target

Rejected Target

Too high


Wait a minute ....

Wait a minute ....


What's back here?

What's back here?


TARGET LOCKED!

TARGET LOCKED!

The (in)famous Anal Street sign, why didn't I think of this before?!


Preparing the payload

Preparing the payload

Two of these are supposed to hold up a picture frame so six is overkill.


Ka-CHING!

Ka-CHING!

Done and dusted.



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posted by Ben Yamiin on June 17th, 2009 12:26 PM

i like that you didn't go for the more obvious Anal St. or Carnal St.

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posted by Sean Mahan on June 17th, 2009 1:28 PM

Ditto. Also, "zing!"

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posted by Peter Garnett on June 17th, 2009 2:38 PM

To be fair, the sign had already been OLO'd to "ANAL ST."

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posted by MonkeyBoy Dan on June 17th, 2009 4:04 PM

caRnal street wouldn't have worked for me as it would have meant squeezing a narrow 'R' between the existing letters and I wanted to maintain the proportions. Besides, Canal Street isn't noticably more carnal than the rest of the nightlife areas of Manchester, and probably less so than the studenty parts.

As I wanted to do something original anal street was never an option since that has been done to death over the years, including removing the 's' as well to make "anal treet"

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posted by misschraddøn on June 17th, 2009 12:47 PM

full five for this because I know exactly how true this is...

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posted by artmouse on June 17th, 2009 3:47 PM

vocabulary, mmmm

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on June 19th, 2009 6:24 AM

To the point.

Dig it.

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posted by Kommando on June 21st, 2009 5:31 AM

Brilliant.

SF0, marking trendy boring plazas for your convenience.