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Jellybean of Thark
Level 6: 1198 points
Alltime Score: 5493 points
Last Logged In: February 26th, 2024
BADGE: INTERREGNUM TEAM: The Disorganised Guerilla War On Boredom and Normality TEAM: El Lay Zero TEAM: The Ezra Buckley Foundation TEAM: SØS Brigade TEAM: SFØ Société Photographique TEAM: Abby-Normal TEAM: 0UT TEAM: Run-of-the-mill taskers TEAM: The Ultimate Collaboration Team TEAM: Synaesthetics TEAM: LØVE TEAM: Level Zerø TEAM: DIYvøters TEAM: Public Library Zero TEAM: BRCØ TEAM: Silly Hats Only The University of Aesthematics Rank 1: Expert Biome Rank 2: Ecologist Society For Nihilistic Intent And Disruptive Efforts Rank 1: Anti


10 + 90 points

Player Photograph by Jellybean of Thark

September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM / Location: 34.149294,-118.2612

INSTRUCTIONS: The first task reads: "Take a picture of yourself. " This is the only time a sous rature gesture will be made, so let us remind you: you may be your character, but your character need not be you.

You are approached by Marian Gonzalez, a level three Barbarian. How do you proceed?

This photo shows a cartoon of a bear.
"My name is Maui. Natives call me the Mighty One.
I tame the playful sun, and gave my people time.
Now they set their clocks by mine
for I am Tropic Standard Time."





















Remember: Not everything that exists is on the internet.





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Hello.

Hello.


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19 vote(s)



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57 comment(s)

That's fucking funny.... +1
posted by Blue on July 25th, 2007 3:30 PM

Dude you should totally make this into a task!


"I do this thing where I'll set the timer on my camera for 2 seconds and then see how far I can get away from it in that time. Cracks me up. This is one of my favorites of these types of photos."


Time Bomb, or photo bomb... Picture Bomb
How about "Bomb Picture!!"

Task Submitted!
posted by Jellybean of Thark on July 26th, 2007 7:05 PM

I can't believe I didn't catch that.

Thanks, man.

http://sf0.org/tasks/Escape-from-the-Camera/

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posted by YellowBear on August 13th, 2007 1:11 PM

The Villain has captured your likeness most skllfully. Yaaarrrr!

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posted by Lank on August 13th, 2007 1:46 PM

Totally yaaarrrr.

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posted by Fonne Tayne on December 13th, 2007 2:35 PM

pshaw. the mafia. I KNEW IT! always in cahoots with aristocrats and dealers...

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on December 13th, 2007 3:20 PM

I am indeed Don Cahooty de La Mancha, but your accusation of mafia ties confuses me.

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posted by Inigo Montoya on December 13th, 2007 3:30 PM

You are no true Don! Prepare to die!!!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on December 13th, 2007 3:35 PM

Fie, sir! You address an hidalgo.

I thought us allies.

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posted by Inigo Montoya on December 13th, 2007 4:16 PM

You claim to be of La Mancha!! Prove your Don-ness, then, young Capitan!

I see...
posted by Jellybean of Thark on December 14th, 2007 9:10 AM

Methods such as defeating you and making you, on bended knee swear an oath to the four corners of the earth that my Lady is the most beautiful in the land have little use, and no effect in a nation constructed of ones and zeros.

Though it takes different methods, and more creative planning, as in the days of my grandfather, I will prove I can best you. I swear this by his bones, and the blood of Mejia in my veins.

I can not back down from so excellent a challenge.

I'll see you on the Praxis, sir.

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posted by Turk Fezzik on December 14th, 2007 11:11 AM

mess with him you mess with me.

i am bigger than you or he.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on December 14th, 2007 12:11 PM

Fezzik, your concern for your friend is no less than admirable, and shows the depths of your character. But this is between he and I.

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posted by Inigo Montoya on December 14th, 2007 1:59 PM

Is that a V for victory? Or a sign of weak surrender....

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I see your hands... they belie your true nature. EVIL!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on December 14th, 2007 6:51 PM

Simmer down, there.

If you're going to insult me, at least make sense.

I don't know what you're referring to with that comment.

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posted by Inigo Montoya on December 15th, 2007 7:02 PM

Don't pretend like you're ignorant! My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. Rumor has it that you are him or know his whereabouts...

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posted by susy derkins on January 3rd, 2008 10:38 PM

Hey, that´s a bathroom photography!

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posted by Jotun One on February 2nd, 2008 11:01 AM

A savage captain and wedgier in the ranks!

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posted by JJason Recognition on February 4th, 2008 6:18 AM

Your player photograph makes me hungry.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on February 4th, 2008 8:12 AM

Success!

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posted by JJason Recognition on February 6th, 2008 2:15 PM

This player photograph doesn't make me as hungry.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on February 6th, 2008 10:44 PM

So you say.

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posted by Adam on March 8th, 2008 11:36 AM

Colmans Mustard.
Fantastic.

I was in Norwich today and Norwich is the home of Colmans and today I was in the bookshop next to the Mustard Museum (woo).

GY0 are only 20 miles away from the beautiful home of Colmans.

Just a little bit of trivia there.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 8th, 2008 2:30 PM

I love all trivia!

This here is a couple of guys up to no good. +1
posted by Lincøln on March 19th, 2008 12:47 PM

Photobucket

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 19th, 2008 5:13 PM

Did you just find that? That's back when you had the old lappy.

Comment vote
posted by anna one on April 14th, 2008 10:15 PM

Redonkulous that I haven't voted previously, but for serious: your message about kitty arsonists to Mr Mayor was priceless.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on April 14th, 2008 10:21 PM

Ha-ha! Grazie, Signorina di'Carne!

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posted by Myrna Minx on May 6th, 2008 10:58 AM

I came here to give you a vote for being so funny but I had already voted. probably for the same reason. Spirit Vote!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 6th, 2008 12:23 PM

Well, hey thank, Ms. Minx. That's real sweet.

Tom O'Tillo
posted by done on May 14th, 2008 9:04 AM

Vote for irish sounding new player name!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 14th, 2008 9:07 AM

Irish name for a Mexican vegetable, hee hee.

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posted by GYØ Ben on May 14th, 2008 11:13 AM

Other parts of the tomatillo plant also contain toxins, and should not be eaten.


Butbutbut... it looks so good.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 14th, 2008 11:24 AM

No, Ben. No.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on June 26th, 2008 8:58 AM

Bring it.

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posted by Blue on July 23rd, 2008 2:29 PM

Reveal your source!

C.M.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on July 23rd, 2008 3:27 PM

Aldrich?..

Wow...

How did you do this?

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posted by Not Here No More on September 4th, 2008 8:05 PM

This is the best name yet.

If I had more points to give you, I would give them.
posted by Salvator on September 22nd, 2008 2:55 PM

A picture featuring me, Salvator the very adventurous bear! Yaaaaaaay!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on September 22nd, 2008 3:13 PM

It was an honor to meet you, and your friends, Sir Bear.

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posted by susy derkins on September 22nd, 2008 7:26 PM

C. M. Gonzalez, Saint Patron of brave teddy bears. It is a moving pic.

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posted by Not Here No More on October 15th, 2008 7:39 PM

wow. beautiful picture. Terrifying too. what exactly is it of?

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on December 31st, 2008 2:38 AM

You mean the one titled "The Right One"?

That is my right eye. The human body is disgusting.

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posted by done on February 9th, 2009 2:49 PM

Now I want a shouldercat as well!

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posted by anna one on March 16th, 2009 11:20 PM

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I saw this today and thought of you. It's funny though, that building is half a block from my house, where I've lived for almost four years and I'd never noticed it before.

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posted by Minch on March 17th, 2009 6:18 AM

oooh CM you should show up, tell them "I own you!" and move in.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 17th, 2009 8:25 AM

That's very cool, thanks Anna1! Is this someone's house?

Minch, remember me the next time you use your ruler. I get royalties from that.

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posted by anna one on March 17th, 2009 9:51 AM

Yes, it's a lovely duplex.

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posted by Lincøln on March 25th, 2009 3:19 PM

I thought you might enjoy this.

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posted by teucer on March 25th, 2009 5:08 PM

I certainly did.

I mean, I know a few sock puppets who might find it offensive and in poor taste, but I thought it was funny.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 26th, 2009 11:07 AM

Having seen the little creep in person, I enjoyed it very much.

When the privacy screen is wheeled out in front of him, that really makes it.

Made me laugh. +1
posted by Waldo Cheerio on July 9th, 2009 3:20 AM

I hadn't checked SF0 in about two weeks while dealing with real life, and came back to read some comments. A lot of people's familiar personalities shone through, which made me smile, but your comments made me laugh, then seeing the youtube on your player profile again about a dozen times in a row made me laugh a lot more. Thank you for being so a- and b-musing CM.

It is your birthday.
posted by teucer on October 13th, 2009 8:47 PM

I suggest that you do some happying.

Thank you, sir.
posted by Jellybean of Thark on October 14th, 2009 5:15 PM

I'm on it!

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posted by teucer on October 13th, 2010 6:25 AM

Once more, with feeling!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on October 13th, 2010 10:56 PM

HIM BELLY FULL

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posted by Lincøln on January 31st, 2010 12:21 PM

HELLO!

FUCK YEAH! +1
posted by Lincøln on March 17th, 2011 6:15 PM

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