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Leave Clues by Evil Sugar

May 20th, 2008 10:09 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Leave clues.

Mission: Leave Clues

The scope of this task was large enough that all five gummy teams participated. They decided to leave a series of clues for Sparrows Fall. They had lots of blank white cards left from a previous task, so they used those. Each team created one clue:

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The gummies decided that the clues should be complicated:

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Each card had (1) the clue, (2) a picture showing which team had created the clue, and (3) the number of the clue, embedded into the drawing of the bear.



The back of each card contained a quote from the movie Clue (so that Sparrow would know that they were clues).

The First Clue

The first clue was created by the Red Team. It was planted inside Sparrow's apartment, on Saturday, May 10th. Evil Sugar went there to do a different task with Sparrow, and the gummies hitched a ride in Evil Sugar's purse.

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(Note that while both the Red Team and the White Team are hitching a ride, only the Red Team is leaving clues. The White Team was Art Burgling.)

The White Team stole something, and the Red Team left Sparrow's first clue where the stolen object had been:

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The clue said: "The back of the smack pack is out of whack."

And the back said: "Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn." (The Red Team found this amusing, since they themselves were scarlet.)

The Second Clue

The first clue would lead Sparrow to a Roller Derby Season Pass (aka a "Smack Pack Pass"). Several weeks earlier, Sparrow had kindly loaned the pass to Evil Sugar, and Evil Sugar was now ready to return it.*

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Just putting the clue inside was too obvious, so a false backing was created to hide the clue:

Too Obvious.(too obvious) Much Better.(better)

The second clue said: "Finding the next clue is as easy as 123: 'It was true she was a bit of a snob and obsessed with ritual and etiquette. . .'"

And on the back: "It's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life."

The Third Clue

If all went well, the second clue would lead Sparrow to p. 123 of this book. . .

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. . .which Evil Sugar had borrowed from Sparrow. (Evil Sugar borrows a lot of things...but at least gives them back afterwards!)

The Orange Team hid the third clue inside the book:

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It said: "The next clue is above the empanadas and coffee, but under the table."

The back said: "Why would he want to kill you in public?"

The Orange Team and the Green Team gave their clues (hidden inside the season pass and the book) to Evil Sugar, and the borrowed items were returned to Sparrow on Saturday (which, remember, is also when the Red Team hid the first clue).

* * *

THREE DAYS PASSED. THE INITIAL CLUES REMAINED UNDISCOVERED IN SPARROW'S APARTMENT.

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The Zero-th Clue

It was now Tuesday; a few days had passed since the planting of the first 3 clues. It was time to let Sparrow know about the existence of the clues:

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The gummies mailed Sparrow the zero-th clue on Tuesday morning. Based on what little the gummies knew about the postal system, if all went well, the letter should arrive on Wednesday.**

The 0th clue said: "It begins. You have one week to complete the search. The gummies have taken something. You will find your first clue where the missing object used to be."

Why one week? No particular reason. The gummies simply thought a time limit would add to the sense of urgency. Plus, it gave them a set date on which they could post the praxis. Sparrow had until Wednesday, May 21st to find the clues. If she hadn't found them by then, she'd have to read about it on the praxis.

The 0th clue had a quote on the back that would (hopefully) lead Sparrow to the first clue, hidden in the bathroom.

It also had a stylized letter R on it, which would hopefully help narrow down the search for the stolen item.

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The Fourth Clue

Now that Sparrow knew to look for the other clues, Evil Sugar was confident that the first three clues would be found. If all went well, the third clue would lead straight to Ruta Maya Cafe, a place where Sparrow and Evil Sugar had met in the past for empanadas and coffee.

It was time for the Yellow Team to spring into action.***

Since their clue would be left in a public location, they were worried that someone else might steal it. So they hid it in a clue protection packet:

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It said: "The final clue is stashed away in GummyLand. Any member of the White Team can tell you where."

And on the back: "It's not just a game anymore."

They hid the clue at Ruta Maya Cafe, underneath a table up on the balcony (which is located above the counter where the coffee and empanadas are sold):

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This fourth clue would lead Sparrow straight to Gummyland, where the final clue was safely stashed away.

The Fifth Clue

The White Team hid the last clue inside the DVD case for the movie Clue (which is one of the gummy bears' favorite movies):



The final clue says: "Time for Swimming with the Fishies!"

And on the back:

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The Ending

When Sparrow arrived in GummyLand and asked about the final clue, the White Team said:

"The key to finding the last clue is on the back of the first four clues." (Which, remember, had quotes from the movie Clue.)

Sparrow found the DVD and the fifth and final clue.



"Time for swimming with the fishies."

Time for swimming with the fishies? Sparrow had no idea what the final clue meant. She searched about for a bit, examining a variety of fish-related items scattered around gummyland. Eventually she noticed that the kitchen was a designated player killing area!



The clearly posted sign was highly suspicious, and at first Sparrow proceeded with caution.



But soon her search for the fishies led her into the kitchen, and the inevitable end of the story...



It was the gummies, in the kitchen, with the knife.

THE END?

* * *

Well, that's how it could have happened. But how about this?

"Time for swimming with the fishies" could mean just one thing: FINDING NEMO!!!

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Sparrow quickly found a copy of Finding Nemo, perched high atop the DVD shelf. Inside, Sparrow found some Burglar Art.

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THE END?

But here's what really happened...

???

Sadly, the third ending still remains undiscovered. A couple days ago, the gummies left Sparrow a bonus hint here in the praxis:


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This extra hint has gone unnoticed, or perhaps Sparrow is simply afraid of how the trail of clues will end...

OR PERHAPS SPARROW DID NOTICE. This crime scene was photographed this morning, shortly after the existence of the additional hint was revealed on this praxis.


WARNING - THESE IMAGES ARE GRAPHIC AND ARE NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.

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Detailed documentation of the scene is available in the praxis photos. Preliminary analysis indicated a mass suicide. Four bodies were found, along with four weapons (and a candlestick, which could have been a weapon, but it appeared to be unused).

However, on closer investigation, it seemed unlikely that the bears had done this to themselves:

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Particularly suspicious was this bear, who has been shot. The gummy did not self-inflict this wound because GUMMIES HAVE NO FINGERS.

Obviously, Sparrow is the prime suspect for these killings...

But when Sparrow returned, she had an alibi! At the time of the killings, she was at the car dealership, getting an oil change. The mechanics vouched for her. She could not be the killer.

(The gummies later discovered that it was the Evil Human Overlord that did the killings.)

Convinced that Sparrow posed no threat, the gummies allowed her to enter Gummyland and complete her search. The bonus hint in the praxis pictures led her to the shelf beneath the coffee table -- a place where Sparrow had conducted a tarot reading for Evil Sugar some weeks ago.

She looked:

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And found her prize:

THE END!

*NOTE: The plan almost fell apart when Sparrow offered to let Evil Sugar keep the Roller Derby pass a while longer. Sparrow was going to be out of town for the next bout, and thought that Evil Sugar might like to go. Evil Sugar pretended to be out of town that weekend as well, and insisted that Sparrow keep the pass.

**NOTE: The plan almost fell apart (AGAIN) due to a miscalculation in the US mailing system. The gummies were unaware that Sparrows Fall is (*gasp*) a superhero name, and not a name that would be recognized by the postal delivery service. This error might have gone unnoticed, except that the gummies also omitted Sparrow's apartment number! So how did Sparrow get the 0th clue? Some gummies speculated that a photograph of the 0th clue was sent electronically. Sadly, no one has been able to find those gummies for further questioning. NOM NOM NOM.

***NOTE: The Yellow Team decided that they should wait until the last possible moment to plant their clue because it was left in a public place. They worried that even with the clue protection pocket, the clue might fall into the wrong hands if left at the cafe for too long.

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Clues

Clues

The gummies decided that each team would leave one clue.


Complexity of Clues

Complexity of Clues

Each clue had (1) the clue, written in pencil, (2) a bear that matched the color of the team giving the clue, and (3) the number of the clue, hidden within the drawing of the bear. (an additional layer of complexity was subsequently added to some of the later clues)


First Clue (back)

First Clue (back)

To ensure that Sparrows Fall knew that these were clues, quotes from the movie Clue were written on the back.


Hiding Away

Hiding Away

The gummies traveled to Sparrow's house in Evil Sugar's purse.


Hiding the First Clue

Hiding the First Clue

This is a terrible picture because time and stealth were required to hide the clue without Sparrow noticing.


The Second Clue

The Second Clue

It says: "Finding the next clue is as easy as 123: "It was true she was a bit of a snob, and obsessed with ritual and etiquette..."


Clue Two (back)

Clue Two (back)

It says: "It's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life."


Clue Two Location

Clue Two Location

The second clue was hidden inside Sparrow's roller derby season pass.


Too Obvious

Too Obvious

The clue was placed, but it was too obvious -- if Sparrow flipped the pass over, the clue would be discovered!


Much Better

Much Better

The clue was concealed with a folded sheet of white printer paper, cut to the size of the season pass.


The Third Clue

The Third Clue

It says: "The next clue is above the empanadas and coffee, but below the table."


Third Clue (back)

Third Clue (back)

It says: "Why would he want to kill you in public?"


Page 123

Page 123

As easy as 1-2-3...


Book

Book

This is the book that the clue is hidden in, and I enjoyed reading it. It's the sequel to Mortal Engines, which is also a good read.


Fourth Clue (back)

Fourth Clue (back)

"It's not just a game anymore."


The Fourth Clue

The Fourth Clue

It says: "The final clue is stashed away in Gummyland. Any member of the White Team can tell you where."


Clue Protector

Clue Protector

The Yellow Team was worried that their clue, which was to be left in a public place, would be intercepted by someone other than Sparrow -- so they made a clue protection pocket.


Clue Pocket

Clue Pocket

The fourth clue slides neatly into the clue pocket, safe and sound.


Gummy at the Cafe

Gummy at the Cafe

A member of the Yellow Team. Behind the gummy is the main counter for the cafe, complete with display case (which contains empanadas) and espresso machine. There is a balcony up above the counter (the little white lights line the bottom of the balcony). The 4th clue was placed under one of the tables, up on the balcony.


Empanadas and Coffee

Empanadas and Coffee

As mentioned in the previous clue, Ruta Maya is a good place to get empanadas and coffee. Evil Sugar ordered some of each. (Purely as a cover for more suspicious activities, of course.)


Affixing the Clue Pocket

Affixing the Clue Pocket

Tape was added to the clue pocket, so that it could be attached to the underside of the table.


Fourth Clue

Fourth Clue

It is difficult to surreptitiously photograph items underneath the table. There isn't much light down there.


Gummy Above the Table

Gummy Above the Table

Having successfully planted the clue on the underside of this table, the yellow gummy poses for a picture. Evil Sugar and the Yellow Team waited on the balcony until all (both) the people who were there when they planted the clue left. They didn't want those pesky humans to become suspicious and remove the clue before Sparrow arrived to find it.


It Begins

It Begins

Having planted the first three clues, it was now time to let Sparrow know that it was time to start looking. To add drama, the gummies set a time limit of 1 week on finding the clues. It was here that the gummies thought up a way to make the clues EVEN MORE COMPLICATED -- they would bold some of the letters in the clues. The following letters were bolded: 0 A C E F K O S


Clue Zero

Clue Zero

On the back side of the 0th clue was a quote from the movie Clue where Mrs. Peacock asks where the bathroom is. On the bottom corner is a replica of the rather distinctive looking R that appears on Ricola cough drops.


Final Clue

Final Clue

It says: "Time for swimming with the fishies!"


The Back of the Fifth Clue

The Back of the Fifth Clue


Fifth Clue

Fifth Clue

Hidden inside Clue.


Clue

Clue

Prominently displayed in the DVD case.


The White Team Says...

The White Team Says...

Look at the back of the clues.


Kitchen, clearly labeled

Kitchen, clearly labeled

Sparrow even saw the sign!


At first...

At first...

Sparrow was cautious.


Sparrows Fall

Sparrows Fall

The gummies, in the kitchen, with the knife.


Burglar Art

Burglar Art

The gummies hid a present for Sparrow inside this copy of Finding Nemo.


Top Shelf DVD

Top Shelf DVD

The DVD case wouldn't close with the art inside, so the gummies put the case up on top of the shelf.


Sparrow finds burglar art!

Sparrow finds burglar art!


A Hint for Sparrow...

A Hint for Sparrow...

...hidden away in the pictures for the praxis. If Sparrow finds it, it will lead to the third ending.



Crime Scene

Crime Scene

The gruesome scene of a mass suicide. OR IS IT?


The Rope

The Rope


The Lead Pipe

The Lead Pipe


The Revolver

The Revolver


The Wrench

The Wrench


The Candlestick

The Candlestick

NOTE: Forensic analysis indicates that the candlestick was not used to murder anyone. That's right, the candlestick is innocent!


Forensic Analysis - Lead Pipe

Forensic Analysis - Lead Pipe

Analysis of the wound indicates that this green gummy was probably hit from behind with the pipe, an injury that would be difficult (though possible) for a gummy to produce alone.


Forensic Analysis - Revolver Wound

Forensic Analysis - Revolver Wound

Specialized imaging was utilized to study the entry and exit wounds of the bear found with the revolver. On the surface, it looked like a suicide. Then the detectives realized -- GUMMIES DO NOT HAVE FINGERS. There was no way this bear could have pulled the trigger. NOTE: Further analysis revealed that the wound was actually caused not by a tiny little gun but with a toothpick.


Sparrow Finds her Prize

Sparrow Finds her Prize

The final hint lead her to a box underneath the coffee table (where she had done a tarot reading for Evil Sugar some weeks ago). The box had pictures of fish on it.


Sparrow's Prize

Sparrow's Prize

Gummy tarot cards!



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43 comment(s)

(no subject)
posted by help im a bear on May 20th, 2008 10:23 PM

:o

:o

:o

:o

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posted by Evil Sugar on May 20th, 2008 10:37 PM

:o

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posted by JJason Recognition on May 20th, 2008 10:54 PM

O_O

I knew the sugar was evil, but I never imagined...

(no subject)
posted by Lincøln on May 20th, 2008 11:14 PM

Intricate.

(no subject)
posted by a actinism torrents joins on May 21st, 2008 7:04 AM

The Prestige

(no subject)
posted by Evil Sugar on May 21st, 2008 8:07 AM

The Prestige is also one of the gummy bears' favorite movies.

(no subject) +2
posted by Sparrows Fall on May 21st, 2008 7:16 AM

Not voting, 'cause I'm dead. I'm trying to find a plastic bag to put over my head...

(no subject) +1
posted by Evil Sugar on May 21st, 2008 7:34 AM

The gummies completely understand. They also suggest that (based on what they know about humans) the grocery store might be a good location to search for plastic bags.

(no subject)
posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 21st, 2008 7:45 AM

More dead players...

(no subject)
posted by Sparrows Fall on May 21st, 2008 7:47 AM

More!?

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posted by teucer on May 21st, 2008 10:31 AM

Your continued posting makes me wonder if the zombie apocalypse is nigh.

(no subject) +2
posted by LittleMonk on May 22nd, 2008 10:27 AM

Zombie or the final Cylon? She did bleed gummy after all.... Fracking skin jobs...

(no subject) +2
posted by Sparrows Fall on May 22nd, 2008 10:28 AM

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains.

NOM NOM NOM.

(no subject) +1
posted by Evil Sugar on May 23rd, 2008 7:33 AM

92.7% of humans-killed-by-gummies bleed gummy...um...or so we hear.

(no subject)
posted by Scarlett on May 21st, 2008 8:20 AM

How are you (and your gummies) always so brilliant?

(no subject) +5
posted by Evil Sugar on May 21st, 2008 8:39 AM

Gummy bears have evolved to be highly intelligent in order to escape predation by humans. Or, as they like to say, "a stupid gummy is an eaten gummy."

(no subject) +1
posted by Rainy on May 21st, 2008 8:33 AM

Rainy is sad and wonders if the gummies feel remorse.

But she also respects the insane brilliance of the gummies and Evil Sugar.

(no subject) +3
posted by Evil Sugar on May 21st, 2008 8:40 AM

Gummies are capable of remorse. They do not, however, feel any in this particular instance.

Ruta Maya Cafe ?
posted by Minch on May 21st, 2008 10:17 AM

whaaaaat..... is this an austin praxis?

(no subject)
posted by Evil Sugar on May 21st, 2008 10:41 AM

Yup, Ruta Maya is in Austin. GummyLand, however, is in a top secret unspecified location. This is a necessary precaution, to prevent humans from finding the bears and NOMMING on them.

(no subject)
posted by Minch on May 21st, 2008 11:16 AM

I used to live in Austin before I move to SF. Gives me giggly warmness when I see Austin praxis :)

(no subject)
posted by Evil Sugar on May 21st, 2008 11:27 AM

The gummies used to live in Berkeley. (They do not get giggly warmness, but if they did, they would get giggly warmness for SF praxii.)

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posted by Evil Sugar on May 25th, 2008 11:03 AM

The gummies find it fascinating that none of the readers in this praxis expressed curiosity about the back of the final clue, which said "Seven Suspects, Six Weapons, Five Bodies and Three Endings."

(no subject) +2
posted by Optical Dave on May 25th, 2008 12:19 PM

...Because we know how the film works?

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posted by Evil Sugar on May 25th, 2008 12:33 PM

Because humans are more patient than gummies. Gummies would have demanded to see the remaining endings right away.

Clamor. +4
posted by Bex. on May 25th, 2008 3:12 PM

I demand! I demand! Endings! Endings! Endings! Right away!

(no subject) +2
posted by JJason Recognition on May 25th, 2008 3:32 PM

While we're at it, what about the other five weapons? I only see a knife.

(no subject) +2
posted by Lincøln on May 25th, 2008 5:53 PM

How about the other four bodies?
Nom nom nom.

(no subject) +1
posted by Evil Sugar on May 26th, 2008 6:40 AM

Hmmm...humans want more weapons, bodies, and endings? Gummies will attempt to oblige them. Acquisition of weapons, however, may take some time.

(no subject) +3
posted by JJason Recognition on May 26th, 2008 7:22 PM

Shoot. We may have unleashed something we cannot contain.

(no subject) +1
posted by teucer on May 26th, 2008 9:40 PM

I also see more than seven gummies doing the killing... which ones aren't suspects?

(no subject) +1
posted by Evil Sugar on May 27th, 2008 7:03 AM

The gummy law enforcement system works differently -- an entire team of gummies is one suspect.

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posted by Loki on May 27th, 2008 10:32 AM

We humans often use a similar system.

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posted by Sock Puppets on May 29th, 2008 6:50 PM

Sock Puppets want to know why the gummies don't wear socks.

(no subject)
posted by Evil Sugar on May 29th, 2008 7:31 PM

Gummies rarely wear clothing except when impersonating other players. Socks are nearly always avoided as they impede the gummies' ability to utilize their hind claws.

(no subject)
posted by Sparrows Fall on June 4th, 2008 1:30 PM

AUGH!

(no subject)
posted by Evil Sugar on June 4th, 2008 1:34 PM

Yes! Despair, Sparrows, and feel remorse at the terrible crime you have committed!

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on June 4th, 2008 1:37 PM

I am horrified. I hope the gummies were given a sufficient funeral.

nom, nom, nom

(no subject)
posted by Evil Sugar on June 4th, 2008 1:41 PM

Today has been a tragic day for gummies, both here and overseas. The gummies suspect, based on your actions, that you are not actually horrified.

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on June 4th, 2008 1:52 PM

I have the utmost respect and admiration for gummies!


But also the taste of them

(no subject)
posted by Rainy on June 4th, 2008 1:49 PM

Gosh, it's a dangerous world.

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posted by Tøm on June 7th, 2008 7:30 PM

So it all turned out ok in the end.

No-one is a murderer, no more than usual.

Hurray!

(no subject)
posted by Evil Sugar on June 9th, 2008 5:59 AM

Yes. The gummies are mischievous, but not murderers.