Human Trafficking by Lincøln, Waldo Cheerio, Tac Haberdash, Ben Yamiin
March 30th, 2010 4:37 PM / Location: 34.054629,-118.2570It happened unexpectedly when Tac juggling seemed to amuse and entertain people caught in traffic.
With that knowledge in hand we came back the next day, this time armed with signs. Signs designed to amuse.
(this one is pretty long, none of us will be offended if you stop it early)
Although traffic did slow down to a pretty good clip, we quickly exhausted our options for entertaining this sort of traffic:
If you skipped through our experiments, here are the Arthur Murray dance steps version of our findings:
1) Truckers prefer Cake to Pie
2) More people will honk for "ǝpıɔıns" than for "suicide pie"
3) Even more people will honk for just plain ol' "honk for", but kind of half-heartedly.
4) "sex pie" is best at getting passengers to honk the horn against the will of their driver.
So with grander success in entertainment on our minds we sought out a place infested with more dire traffic needs.
We tried dancing to amuse them.
We even tried long form comedy with those caught in traffic.
Then, at the end of that last video there, we stumbled upon the idea that was the winner.
With that, we ran off into the night.
As of this writing, the sign is still up on the overpass and Tac has been fielding calls since. On Tuesday, a caller asked him to sing a song, and Tac performed a rousing rendition of "What is Love" until the caller hung up. Also of interest, Tac's message on his phone is a message redirecting the caller to Lincoln's phone. So even if Tac can't answer his phone, it redirects to Lincoln.
Also, we check on the sign every day, and intend to replace it if it ever gets taken down or becomes illegible.
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Our first cardboard logo, courtesy of Ben Yamiin. This was our first test of various visibility options on the cardboard stock we had to work with, and features a delicious milkshake shared on that hot afternoon beside Tac's car, in a golf course parking lot, scribbling on old boxes.
Sex Cake Pie LAØ

It remains to be said whether these are the things we each want, or each have to offer to those bored in traffic.
The making of the signs.

A Pool Table. This demonstrates the effects of proper sign making. With cross-hatching and drop-shading, the previous sign was much more visible. People not being able to read signs makes Ben sad.
The next day
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This time equipped with signs to improve our ability to amuse.
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That is truly a super duper traffic amusement system.
I don't know if anyone told you, but we invented suicide pie. You bake every kind of pie you can think of, you eat most of each pie, and then you bake all of the remainders into one SUICIDE PIE.
oh i am very aware, and we have just planned - nigh five minutes ago - to host a Suicide Pie and Ugly Cake party.
(Ugly Cake is an Aggressive Funster tradition, dating back to 2008)
I would love to see this actually done.
You bring that cake near me and I'll scream.
Vote for the return of Tac.
Vote for Suicide Pie.
Vote for making me want to eat suicide pie.
(i haz no pie. i haz teh sadz.)
If you are coming to SF any time soon we can remedy your unfortunate pie situation (or should i say PIE-DICKAMENT???)
I live in Austin now. You should visit Austin. SFØ should make a mass trip to task in Austin...
and to make suicide pie.
If I am ever in Austin I will be sure to let you know. And while I am not any good at making pie crusts, given those made by others I do turn out some pretty good pies including a top-notch key lime and (when there are good pears in season) a pretty bitching pear tart. So if I find myself able to head that way, I would be happy to attempt suicide pie with you.
Holy shit guys i feel an epic pie collaboration coming on. We could have like a straight up pie convention, where EVERYONE BRINGS A PIE and then the only rule is EVERYONE EATS PIE and then when the pies are all nearly consumed, we mash up the remainders into a massive lovely wonderful SUICIDE PIEEEEEEE.
I could really get behind this.
Truly great.
except that's even close to caught in traffic, c´mon...
Amazing. I think most major cities need a phone-joke service.
In related news, I dig Tac's Katamari shirt.