Campaign Trail by Pixie
May 30th, 2010 2:56 PMI believe i should be appointed this position because of my class, sophistication, power, heroic nature and stunning education.
Now listen and watch one of the woman who've i've inspired.
Here i am Showing all of the grace and beauty you would expect from a princess. I hold one of my favorite magical items, which i will use later to do heroic things and control the European economy (sorry about the crash, but property values were just too inflated and it would have been much worse, but for my actions regarding it)

I've come to this world from my beautiful castle shown here, where my family lives.

How i desperately miss them! However, your world needs me more then this one, so they made me big and sent me to do good here
Now, one of the many things which makes me superior to the other candidates is my class and sophistication. I drink tea from a fancy tea cup, AND i hold my pinky out

I know that this looks delicate and dainty. I want to prove to you that while I may look sweet and defenseless, i'm capable of doing anything to protect SF0 and serve it's best interests. And you can be badass and classy at the same time

Taking aim

and blowing off the smoke

Now that i've shown off my incredible marksmanship, let me show you the economic influence i have (in this example, over the economy of europe)




Now, while i'm a ruthless strategic mastermind, i also have an abundant amount of caring and love. Here is an example of me spending quality time with a member of a different> species showing how much I care

Now this is only the begining. Not only am I the princess of the human relm, i'm the...
Princess of the Elven relm! one of the 12 actually. This gives me a perspective on other cultures which will be good for SF0 and the world in general
I plan to show the way to a brighter future

An elven education places a great emphasis on learning magic.
I've learned to brew mana potions, which will be useful incase the SF0 magic runs dry.


I'm so proud of my creation

Now, i know generally harp is traditional for a princess to learn, however, i sold mine for money to buy the gun to i used earlier in this praxis to kill bad guys, so i've established a new musical talent instead

Not only was i a hero for killing the bad people, but i'm a Hero on the guitar too. This also shows my versatility, another quality which will make me a good member of the House of Lords.
Now you will see me take on a challenge, the likes of which no gerrymandering senator has the capacity to take on. I'm going to exercise this book of evil sprits!!!
After years of searching i found the box which contains the book of evil

This is the book of evil before enchantment

I first tried to open it, but it stunned me with it's evil powers, forcing me to embrace my dark side



My evil dark side is very sophisticated (she does go to masquerade balls) but also has some very unflattering lifestyle choices

i have this problem with my dark side....


But notice the lack of baby killing, evil enchantments, corruption etc. My dark side has her problems, but I'm truly a noble princess at heart
Also, i want you to be assured that i can negotiate successfully. I can get though the most complex of negotiations without there being a problem.
How? Because if i want, not one will know what's going though my head
Just try to read this face

thats what i thought....
And here she is.... unmasked!

and now, at last, we shall conclude the saga of my political campaign.
When my dark side comes out for
any given time, my light side has to come out for an equal period of time, or there is unbalence in the world and mysterious things happen to try and sway the balance (more hill start to appear and other such horrors)

so my light side is much better natured then my dark. She likes to do things, like dance and hug/kiss cute things

for example, i love! to dance with rainbows (rainbows and me go waaaaaaaay back, we're really close.)


I want to introduce you to another cute and cuddly friend of mine

It's TORORO!!!!!!!!
This shows that i have backing from an array of semi-mysterious cute beings, which i believe will make for great tasking and gameplay in general.

But alas, it's great to have fun with friends, but i do have a book to try to defeat. This shows you that i won't give up in the face of evil, but i can surely have fun!
Anyway, i tried to kill it with immortalized plant life

then i tried a magic air pump of epic doom

Then i tried taking care of it nitty gritty.....

And the evil thing in the book...

vanished!

With hideous evil tuned into Tamora Pierce, the world is now a better place
oh and i also hang out with dragons (but when dealing with dragons, always use protection!)

We interrupt this completion to bring you favor curry!!! Yum!!
These next pictures are for Rin


First, sorry this isn't a public place (it's the door of my room). I plan on doing this task more seriously later. But on short notice and for the sake of your favor, i do it in grey. (and the sign reads truth.)
Anyway, if there is anything you would like me to do for you as a senator/representative in the house, please comment. I would love to help you have a better tasking experience!!!!
Hugs and love!!!!!!!!
Pixie
36 vote(s)
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- Lincøln
- Product Sweetener
- Professor Møbius
- done
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- Kate Saturday
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Excellent, though you end your proposal with quite the cliffhanger. What OTHER realm are you the princess of, besides human? Inquiring minds and that...
The world is definitely in need of some pixie action.
What exactly are your plans for european economy?
to build it on more stable foundations, to get rid of the first class permanent second class temp worker system. To decriminalize tras-species working, so elves and fairies can live openly among us and teach us magic. Oh and to bring back the lost art of haggling.
Any plans for Greece? I personally try to eat more feta and olives but it doesn't seem to have the wished impact on their economical situation. How is your stance on feta?
I believe that mass feta consumption is one of the most European friendly things one can do
I also think that tourism is another way to help them out (although they need to work on infrastructure a bit....)
Yes, it is good to have a backup plan for an additional infusion of magic.
Hear, hear! PD0 needs some representation in the Senate. Given the strong performance you've been driving it to, it seems natural and right that you should be elected. Compelling platform, with a solid record of tasking behind it. You have my vote!
You have my vote. But I observe that you have yet to fling any mud at other candidates, particularly Squibbs. I hope you will correct this oversight.
I really hate what squibs is doing and will attempt to use my powers to get squibs drive back
I want to see the lightest, purist side of you. Also I think you'd make a great Senator.
I shall update this post to show you
I mainly vote cause you own 3 different princess-dresses what I find highly impressive. Also we need more fairy-senators. And I have great trust in your tasking future and your political career.
At this point I would also like to encourage everyone else who is still in doubt about this girls intentions and abilities to cast their vote!
Because it's just the right thing to do!
TWO MORE VOTES TO GO! GO! GO PIXIE GO!
I represent fairies, elves and human, meaning that i understand minority voters and have their interests at heart
Thank you for you endorsement babe!
Congratulations on your 25 votes!
(and now we get to see how SSI handle the 5-point issue)
Dear Senator Princess,
Upon exhortation from Spidere, I have upgraded my vote to a 5, such to remove any ambiguity about the sincerity of my vote. The only reason it was not a 5 in the first place was that I was truly hoping for some serious mudslinging, but you have won your campaign by taking the high road instead, which is commendable. I have every confidence you will make a fine, resourceful and honorable Senator.
P.S.:
WHOOOP! WHOOOP!
Despite the fact that you are already in the Senate, you get my vote none-the-less, mostly because you played the train game which is one of my favorites.
There seems to be a bug with the editor that I've run into before, and you seem to have hit here. One of the powers that be asked me to try clicking somewhere outside of the text box, in a blank area of the page before hitting the update or submit or preview button. Whenever I've performed this ritual before submitting, my submissions have always been reflected on the site. Sometimes I fail and the update doesn't reflect changes I've made.
Hope this is helpful.