INSTRUCTIONS: Run for SFZero senatorial office. Lay out your platform. Engage in vicious mudslinging against your opponents and reveal secrets from their sordid past. Curry political favors from the powerful SFZero Players' Union. Take promo photographs of you kissing babies and shaking hands with community leaders.
If you receive 25 votes on this task you will be elected and sworn in. You will receive a senatorial badge (). You may then select a congressional committee and subcommitte (e.g. Ways and Means:Oversight, Appropriations:Select Intelligence Oversight Panel, etc.) and pass pork barrel legislation to benefit members of your group. The committee and subcommittee you select should reflect your character's personal goals within SFZero and your methodology for achieving those goals.
I, Princess Pixie, would like to announce my candicacy for the House of Lords Or that dingy little group of political ammeters you call the senate.
I believe i should be appointed this position because of my class, sophistication, power, heroic nature and stunning education.
Now listen and watch one of the woman who've i've inspired.
Here i am Showing all of the grace and beauty you would expect from a princess. I hold one of my favorite magical items, which i will use later to do heroic things and control the European economy (sorry about the crash, but property values were just too inflated and it would have been much worse, but for my actions regarding it)
I've come to this world from my beautiful castle shown here, where my family lives.
How i desperately miss them! However, your world needs me more then this one, so they made me big and sent me to do good here
Now, one of the many things which makes me superior to the other candidates is my class and sophistication. I drink tea from a fancy tea cup, AND i hold my pinky out
I know that this looks delicate and dainty. I want to prove to you that while I may look sweet and defenseless, i'm capable of doing anything to protect SF0 and serve it's best interests. And you can be badass and classy at the same time
and blowing off the smoke
Now that i've shown off my incredible marksmanship, let me show you the economic influence i have (in this example, over the economy of europe)
Now, while i'm a ruthless strategic mastermind, i also have an abundant amount of caring and love. Here is an example of me spending quality time with a member of a different> species showing how much I care
Now this is only the begining. Not only am I the princess of the human relm, i'm the...
Princess of the Elven relm! one of the 12 actually. This gives me a perspective on other cultures which will be good for SF0 and the world in general
I plan to show the way to a brighter future
An elven education places a great emphasis on learning magic.
I've learned to brew mana potions, which will be useful incase the SF0 magic runs dry.
I'm so proud of my creation
Now, i know generally harp is traditional for a princess to learn, however, i sold mine for money to buy the gun to i used earlier in this praxis to kill bad guys, so i've established a new musical talent instead
Not only was i a hero for killing the bad people, but i'm a Hero on the guitar too. This also shows my versatility, another quality which will make me a good member of the House of Lords.
Now you will see me take on a challenge, the likes of which no gerrymandering senator has the capacity to take on. I'm going to exercise this book of evil sprits!!!
After years of searching i found the box which contains the book of evil
This is the book of evil before enchantment
I first tried to open it, but it stunned me with it's evil powers, forcing me to embrace my dark side
My evil dark side is very sophisticated (she does go to masquerade balls) but also has some very unflattering lifestyle choices
i have this problem with my dark side....
But notice the lack of baby killing, evil enchantments, corruption etc. My dark side has her problems, but I'm truly a noble princess at heart
Also, i want you to be assured that i can negotiate successfully. I can get though the most complex of negotiations without there being a problem.
How? Because if i want, not one will know what's going though my head
Just try to read this face
thats what i thought....
And here she is.... unmasked!
and now, at last, we shall conclude the saga of my political campaign.
When my dark side comes out for
any given time, my light side has to come out for an equal period of time, or there is unbalence in the world and mysterious things happen to try and sway the balance (more hill start to appear and other such horrors)
so my light side is much better natured then my dark. She likes to do things, like dance and hug/kiss cute things
for example, i love! to dance with rainbows (rainbows and me go waaaaaaaay back, we're really close.)
I want to introduce you to another cute and cuddly friend of mine
This shows that i have backing from an array of semi-mysterious cute beings, which i believe will make for great tasking and gameplay in general.
But alas, it's great to have fun with friends, but i do have a book to try to defeat. This shows you that i won't give up in the face of evil, but i can surely have fun!
Anyway, i tried to kill it with immortalized plant life
then i tried a magic air pump of epic doom
Then i tried taking care of it nitty gritty.....
And the evil thing in the book...
With hideous evil tuned into Tamora Pierce, the world is now a better place
oh and i also hang out with dragons (but when dealing with dragons, always use protection!)
We interrupt this completion to bring you favor curry!!! Yum!!
These next pictures are for Rin
First, sorry this isn't a public place (it's the door of my room). I plan on doing this task more seriously later. But on short notice and for the sake of your favor, i do it in grey. (and the sign reads truth.)
Anyway, if there is anything you would like me to do for you as a senator/representative in the house, please comment. I would love to help you have a better tasking experience!!!!