New player? Sign Up Here
Developer Pixie
Level 8: 5498 points
Alltime Score: 5771 points
Last Logged In: August 17th, 2017
BADGE: Senator TEAM: Societal Laboratorium TEAM: TX0 TEAM: SFØ Podcast TEAM: Run-of-the-mill taskers TEAM: The Ultimate Collaboration Team TEAM: LØVE TEAM: Level Zerø TEAM: SF0 Skypeness! TEAM: INFØ TEAM: The Sutro Tower Health and Safety Task Force Justice TEAM: The Society For Figuring Out How To Get Those Damn Badges TEAM: Bollywood TEAM: Silly Hats Only TEAM: SFØ Foreign Legion TEAM: team cøøking! TEAM: Whimsy TEAM: Team MØXIE! TEAM: Team BIG TEAM: The Bureau of Introductory Affairs TEAM: Team Metafilter TEAM: The Anti-Umbrella Movement TEAM: S.H.U.P. TEAM: Those Fantastic Bastards TEAM: Bronies! TEAM: Players TEAM: Rescue pixie TEAM: SSF0R (Sphores) TEAM: SFØ Academy BART Psychogeographical Association Rank 2: Trafficker EquivalenZ Rank 3: Protocologist The University of Aesthematics Rank 8: Forger Humanitarian Crisis Rank 8: Peacemaker Biome Rank 3: Field Researcher Chrononautic Exxon Rank 4: Prophet Society For Nihilistic Intent And Disruptive Efforts Rank 6: Deconstroyer

15 + 165 points

Campaign Trail by Developer Pixie

May 30th, 2010 2:56 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Run for SFZero senatorial office. Lay out your platform. Engage in vicious mudslinging against your opponents and reveal secrets from their sordid past. Curry political favors from the powerful SFZero Players' Union. Take promo photographs of you kissing babies and shaking hands with community leaders.

If you receive 25 votes on this task you will be elected and sworn in. You will receive a senatorial badge (). You may then select a congressional committee and subcommitte (e.g. Ways and Means:Oversight, Appropriations:Select Intelligence Oversight Panel, etc.) and pass pork barrel legislation to benefit members of your group. The committee and subcommittee you select should reflect your character's personal goals within SFZero and your methodology for achieving those goals.

I, Princess Pixie, would like to announce my candicacy for the House of Lords Or that dingy little group of political ammeters you call the senate.

I believe i should be appointed this position because of my class, sophistication, power, heroic nature and stunning education.

Now listen and watch one of the woman who've i've inspired.

Here i am Showing all of the grace and beauty you would expect from a princess. I hold one of my favorite magical items, which i will use later to do heroic things and control the European economy (sorry about the crash, but property values were just too inflated and it would have been much worse, but for my actions regarding it)

I've come to this world from my beautiful castle shown here, where my family lives.

How i desperately miss them! However, your world needs me more then this one, so they made me big and sent me to do good here

Now, one of the many things which makes me superior to the other candidates is my class and sophistication. I drink tea from a fancy tea cup, AND i hold my pinky out

I know that this looks delicate and dainty. I want to prove to you that while I may look sweet and defenseless, i'm capable of doing anything to protect SF0 and serve it's best interests. And you can be badass and classy at the same time


Taking aim


and blowing off the smoke

Now that i've shown off my incredible marksmanship, let me show you the economic influence i have (in this example, over the economy of europe)

Now, while i'm a ruthless strategic mastermind, i also have an abundant amount of caring and love. Here is an example of me spending quality time with a member of a different> species showing how much I care


Now this is only the begining. Not only am I the princess of the human relm, i'm the...

Princess of the Elven relm! one of the 12 actually. This gives me a perspective on other cultures which will be good for SF0 and the world in general

I plan to show the way to a brighter future

An elven education places a great emphasis on learning magic.
I've learned to brew mana potions, which will be useful incase the SF0 magic runs dry.

I'm so proud of my creation

Now, i know generally harp is traditional for a princess to learn, however, i sold mine for money to buy the gun to i used earlier in this praxis to kill bad guys, so i've established a new musical talent instead


Not only was i a hero for killing the bad people, but i'm a Hero on the guitar too. This also shows my versatility, another quality which will make me a good member of the House of Lords.

Now you will see me take on a challenge, the likes of which no gerrymandering senator has the capacity to take on. I'm going to exercise this book of evil sprits!!!

After years of searching i found the box which contains the book of evil


This is the book of evil before enchantmentmain_img045391019.jpg

I first tried to open it, but it stunned me with it's evil powers, forcing me to embrace my dark side


My evil dark side is very sophisticated (she does go to masquerade balls) but also has some very unflattering lifestyle choices

i have this problem with my dark side....

But notice the lack of baby killing, evil enchantments, corruption etc. My dark side has her problems, but I'm truly a noble princess at heart

Also, i want you to be assured that i can negotiate successfully. I can get though the most complex of negotiations without there being a problem.

How? Because if i want, not one will know what's going though my head

Just try to read this face

thats what i thought....

And here she is.... unmasked!


and now, at last, we shall conclude the saga of my political campaign.

When my dark side comes out for

any given time, my light side has to come out for an equal period of time, or there is unbalence in the world and mysterious things happen to try and sway the balance (more hill start to appear and other such horrors)

so my light side is much better natured then my dark. She likes to do things, like dance and hug/kiss cute things

for example, i love! to dance with rainbows (rainbows and me go waaaaaaaay back, we're really close.)


I want to introduce you to another cute and cuddly friend of mine
It's TORORO!!!!!!!!

This shows that i have backing from an array of semi-mysterious cute beings, which i believe will make for great tasking and gameplay in general.

But alas, it's great to have fun with friends, but i do have a book to try to defeat. This shows you that i won't give up in the face of evil, but i can surely have fun!

Anyway, i tried to kill it with immortalized plant life
then i tried a magic air pump of epic doom
Then i tried taking care of it nitty gritty.....

And the evil thing in the book...



With hideous evil tuned into Tamora Pierce, the world is now a better place

oh and i also hang out with dragons (but when dealing with dragons, always use protection!)


We interrupt this completion to bring you favor curry!!! Yum!!

These next pictures are for Rin

First, sorry this isn't a public place (it's the door of my room). I plan on doing this task more seriously later. But on short notice and for the sake of your favor, i do it in grey. (and the sign reads truth.)

Anyway, if there is anything you would like me to do for you as a senator/representative in the house, please comment. I would love to help you have a better tasking experience!!!!

Hugs and love!!!!!!!!

+ larger

This is my home
Drinking tea with the pinky out
Taking Aim
Blowing off the smoke
controlling things
Showing the way
Creating MANA
Mana part two
Oh yeah
There is EVIL!
I open it...
I open it...
The Horror
I have a dark side
Take a walk on the wild side
hells to the yes
can't read my
she is innocent
more innocent lookingness
what kind of farie would i be
more rainbows
patty cake
kill it with flowers
air thing!
taken' care of business
This is my door
This is what i'm wearing
The Horror
Just a Tamora Pierce novel
Always use protection

36 vote(s)

Favorite of:


(none yet)

24 comment(s)

(no subject)
posted by Markov Walker on May 30th, 2010 4:19 PM

There seems to be a bug with the editor that I've run into before, and you seem to have hit here. One of the powers that be asked me to try clicking somewhere outside of the text box, in a blank area of the page before hitting the update or submit or preview button. Whenever I've performed this ritual before submitting, my submissions have always been reflected on the site. Sometimes I fail and the update doesn't reflect changes I've made.

Hope this is helpful.

(no subject)
posted by Silent Zig on May 30th, 2010 10:13 PM

Excellent, though you end your proposal with quite the cliffhanger. What OTHER realm are you the princess of, besides human? Inquiring minds and that...

(no subject)
posted by shady grey on May 31st, 2010 5:39 PM

The world is definitely in need of some pixie action.

Dear candidate Pixie
posted by done on June 2nd, 2010 7:34 AM

What exactly are your plans for european economy?

to make it better
posted by Developer Pixie on June 2nd, 2010 11:20 AM

to build it on more stable foundations, to get rid of the first class permanent second class temp worker system. To decriminalize tras-species working, so elves and fairies can live openly among us and teach us magic. Oh and to bring back the lost art of haggling.

(no subject)
posted by done on June 2nd, 2010 7:19 PM

Any plans for Greece? I personally try to eat more feta and olives but it doesn't seem to have the wished impact on their economical situation. How is your stance on feta?

posted by Developer Pixie on June 2nd, 2010 7:24 PM

I believe that mass feta consumption is one of the most European friendly things one can do

I also think that tourism is another way to help them out (although they need to work on infrastructure a bit....)

(no subject)
posted by rongo rongo on June 7th, 2010 2:43 PM

Yes, it is good to have a backup plan for an additional infusion of magic.

(no subject) +1
posted by Spidere on June 8th, 2010 12:02 AM

Hear, hear! PD0 needs some representation in the Senate. Given the strong performance you've been driving it to, it seems natural and right that you should be elected. Compelling platform, with a solid record of tasking behind it. You have my vote!

mudslinging omission
posted by River Rock on June 11th, 2010 11:09 AM

You have my vote. But I observe that you have yet to fling any mud at other candidates, particularly Squibbs. I hope you will correct this oversight.

posted by Developer Pixie on June 11th, 2010 12:06 PM

I really hate what squibs is doing and will attempt to use my powers to get squibs drive back

posted by Developer Pixie on June 11th, 2010 12:52 PM

I've Be-Foed squibbs
He doesn't stand a chance!

(no subject)
posted by Lincøln on June 12th, 2010 10:12 AM

I want to see the lightest, purist side of you. Also I think you'd make a great Senator.

Then as soon as i sleep
posted by Developer Pixie on June 12th, 2010 5:49 PM

I shall update this post to show you

(no subject) +3
posted by done on June 13th, 2010 1:42 AM

I mainly vote cause you own 3 different princess-dresses what I find highly impressive. Also we need more fairy-senators. And I have great trust in your tasking future and your political career.
At this point I would also like to encourage everyone else who is still in doubt about this girls intentions and abilities to cast their vote!

Because it's just the right thing to do!


posted by Developer Pixie on June 15th, 2010 2:33 PM

I represent fairies, elves and human, meaning that i understand minority voters and have their interests at heart

Thank you for you endorsement babe!

(no subject)
posted by Dan |ØwO| on June 15th, 2010 11:15 PM

Congratulations, senator.

Welcome to the Senate.
posted by Spidere on June 15th, 2010 11:18 PM


(no subject)
posted by Lincøln on June 15th, 2010 11:25 PM

Congratulations on your 25 votes!

(and now we get to see how SSI handle the 5-point issue)

Thank you
posted by Developer Pixie on June 15th, 2010 11:33 PM

I'm so happy and so honored to serve!

vote upgrade
posted by River Rock on June 16th, 2010 7:46 AM

Dear Senator Princess,

Upon exhortation from Spidere, I have upgraded my vote to a 5, such to remove any ambiguity about the sincerity of my vote. The only reason it was not a 5 in the first place was that I was truly hoping for some serious mudslinging, but you have won your campaign by taking the high road instead, which is commendable. I have every confidence you will make a fine, resourceful and honorable Senator.


(no subject)
posted by done on June 17th, 2010 2:27 AM

Senator Pixie! Awesome!

(no subject)
posted by GYØ Ben on June 17th, 2010 4:02 PM

Welcome to the Senate, Pixie :)

(no subject)
posted by Arietis on November 10th, 2010 9:28 AM

Despite the fact that you are already in the Senate, you get my vote none-the-less, mostly because you played the train game which is one of my favorites.