A black cat devilishly entered Frank’s garage. He immediately jumped. “Keen little mouser, now our paths quite randomly seem to unite.” “Villains will x-ray your zygotes and beget clones – don’t ever forget!" Giddy, his inky jaguar kindly...

A bastard cat dastardly emerged from Gonzalez' heavy icebox. "Jeepers! Kittens lace my nighttime orange pop!" Quickly running somewhere tremendously unreachable, vile Willy Xanderstein yuks zanily and blissfully consumes drinks. Even fair Gonzales ha...

"Anton's Basic Comedy" - Click on the file below to hear Anton teach you how to be funny! Any boor can drop eggs from great heights. Ingenious jokers know: laughter mainly needs originality. Perhaps quintessentially, riotousness seriously takes unli...

Alphabet Soup Haiku Art's Baking Cookies. Does Everyone Forget Grief? How I Just Know Love. May Night Offer Peace, Quiet, Rest, Sleep. Trust Us, Vow. We're Xeric, You're Zen.

A Bean-toad captain doesn’t ever fight Greenhorns. He initiates justice, kindly. Lieutenants must neutralize offenders, plundering quagmire regions secretly training uncultured vicious warriors, xenomorphs & youthful zombies. See Microfiction

Adquirí bellotas crujientes durante esta fea guerra, hice increíbles jardines, kioscos, lagos maravillosos. Nunca obtendrán poder, que realicé sobre tierras. Usé verdadero whisky xiloideo zigzagueante. Amor bueno cuando dos enamorados fuertement...

I decided to run through the alphabet twice just to give it a little more length. Tell me what ya think All beauty cries: “Death encapsulates fiction.” Greeted high inside jealous killers, like meandering newness on pleasing quietude, requi...

"Xenophobic Yankee zoologists apparently behave contemptuously," Dave emoted following Gertrude's halfway-inept juxtaposing "killing mice" near "operating pussycats". "Quaint rebellions start tipping untold victorious weasels!" ...credit to La Bell...

I just kicked Lenore. Mean? No. Obviously people question repeatedly someone that's unusually vexing. Why? Xenophobic. Yes, zealously approaching big crowds downtown exclaiming, "FOREIGNERS!! GO HOME!!!"

(J.)1. asphyxiation beats cyanide, death encroaches fast. Gestically, hardly inhaling, jumbled knickers loosened, my nose's ordinary purpose quits. Reaching steadily towards un-being, voyaging waywardly. xipolh yes; zonked. (D.)2. Sphinx's Riddles ...