My mother passed away and I see my father about once every month or so. My father is generally pretty surprised with what I end up getting myself involved with anyway so I figured I'd not have much of a problem pulling this off. I was invited to a...

I have to say that this is one of the best task completions yet. Your mom is awesome... I like when she says "oh really?" when you tell her about the job offer. I'm using a bonus points vote.

While having lunch with my mom I casually brought up the topic of my future. We've talked recently about my current job and my future career ambitions, so this topic was nothing foreign. I told her that I would like a job that enabled me to do a lo...

This one was pretty fun, yet disappointing. The time is 3:00AM I wake up my mother, "The agency requires that I inform you of my pending membership in the CIA" She gives me a tired stare, rolls over and goes back to sleep. I doubt that she is going t...

My compy lives at my mum's house as I can't afford the broadband. I just went upstairs and interrupted M and Stepdad in a lively discussion about health insurance. My mom said, "Oh hi, we're just having our usual discussion about insurance: you ...

I tell my parents I'm going to run away and become something different every week, so I figure this wouldn't even phase them. I decided to tell my boss instead ... I work as a nanny for a prominent district attorney in Chicago. This morning I gree...

ME: I'm going to join the CIA. MY FATHER: What? You've seen this one? ::indicates the TV:: ME: What? ::gets distracted by the TV:: ...So, yes. I guess I could probably join the CIA and no one would be too worried about it. Until after the fac...

i told my mom i was joining the cia. she didnt even respond. maybe i should say unbelievable things less often. then maybe she would take them seriously.

I told my mom I was going to join the CIA. She didn't really care.

I told my dad I was joining the CIA. He then asked if it was the Colorful Internet Association. I didn't respond.