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Celebrate Columbus Day!

Columbus Day is coming up, and there has been a call to celebrate it. Remember that not only is it a profane and unwholesome day to celebrate, but it is also rarely regarded. Here's the official ceremony, as described by the minstrel Jason Webley:

One night prior, bake some cookies. Or brownies. And perhaps prepare something to drink, like delicious almond milk. Make a lot; you'll be giving them out.

Visit your local post office. When someone approaches with a package to mail, hide yourself in the bushes. Observe their confusion as to why the Post Office is closed on a Monday. They may well ask aloud, "Why, in God's Name, is this Post Office closed today?" At this moment, spring out from the bushes, loudly declaring:

Happy Columbus Day!!!

And then offer them milk and cookies as a consolation prize.

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Not quite a completion. I had no cookies.
posted by The Villain on October 8th, 2007 6:42 PM

My own celebration of Columbus Day was to visit the post office intending to send packages. Now, you may be wondering why the person who posted the f*ing event celebrating the closure of post offices on Columbus Day would go to a post office on Columbus Day expecting to be able to mail some packages... Because nothing can stop me, NOTHING! (and I plumb dumb forgot it was Columbus Day)

So I went to the post office, and it was closed...
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And I had all these packages to send!
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And I was sad.
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But I wished many other would-be USPS patrons a very Happy Columbus Day, while they stood around confused. This appeared to make them happy again. Here are a couple of happy Columbus Day celebrants, seconds after being informed that it is Happy Columbus Day:
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...

God Bless the Automated Postal Machine!

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posted by The Vixen on October 8th, 2007 8:29 PM

Aww... You look so sad! Your moustache is doing fabulously well by the way.

DRAT!
posted by Lank on October 9th, 2007 11:52 PM

I really wanted to celebrate Columbus Day with this task, but failed. Honestly, I was still recuperating from Battle Royale.

There must be another such obscure holiday around the corner that will mysteriously shut down the USPS on a Monday...

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posted by Ben Yamiin on October 10th, 2007 11:21 AM

It doesn't mysteriously shut down the post office, but the much more deserving Leif Erikson had his day yesterday. I celebrated by wearing a Norwegian flag pin and giving out samples of Jarlsburg.

I like the white finger nails.
posted by The Villain on October 10th, 2007 12:18 PM

Handle bar mustache + white fingernails + evil = damn sexy!

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posted by Orange Rose hopes of peace on December 31st, 2007 4:32 AM

Oh my god! Who is a Jason Webley fan? Because he is one of my favorite musicians, and I've seen him live at the Gilman three times.....Freakin amazing. i think we also need a "Celebrate May Day" task, based on his May Day blog....