Mathydiskolophilia: (mathematical difficulty affinity) Description: Innate mental need to take any simple question regarding mathematics and make it as difficult as possible. Tendency to attempt to find the reasons behind seeming mathematical contra...

Revera Disjunctus Latin phrase for "Disconnected Reality" The disorder I believe I have is quite similar to Schizophrenia and something called Depersonalization except for one crucial symptom: I live in a distinctly separate yet parallel...

*the name of my disease comes from a friend who has an "unidentified condition." her doctor has promised her naming priveleges, if needed, and she figures either this one, or "cooties."

Pedantiscrupular syndrome This relatively commonplace ailment occurs in those who lack the ability to communicate with people fairly. It originated around the time of Henry VIII, who chopped the heads off his wives because his sperm was, in fact, no...

Can Non Exsisto Tergum Terminus From the Latin: "Can not be rear end" Common Name: "Can't-Be-Arsedonitis", "CNETT" This is a common state of mind, which nearly all people achieve at least once in thier life. It resu...

Veneficus Reputo Description A psychogenic disorder based on causal reasoning Origin of name: Latin for poisonous to reckon (magical thinking) Symptoms - noisy brain - belief in the power of negative thinking - avoidance of positive thinking Cause...

Autoanthrohapanism- A word that I created using Greek roots, if I were to translate it correctly it should mean: A human that is always completely happy. Anthro= Greek for human Hap= the Greek root for happy Auto= Greek for self, same Pan= Greek for...

Protagoras Syndrome- Description: Named for an argument from Plato's dialouge "Protagoras". A mental disorder causing the patient to act without thinking. Symptoms: The patient will act according to whim and act without thinking. He...

Sempermovanditis de Cubiculo (An especially infectious strand of Bureacratosis) Cause: *The frequent and repeated requirement to switch cubicles. Diagnostic Criteria: *Subject is unable to maintain occupancy of a cubicle for a period of time su...

Nitorsaetapiniguismorbus Directly translated from Latin to English it means: Bright hair large disease. Nitromorbus for short Basically it is mainly found in those rare bread of people, like myself, which are endowed with both ginger hair and a ...