On Saturday night, Sean, Ian, and I went out to try to do our first task(s) of the Glasnost Era. We originally wanted to carve "glasnost" into a block of ice and then perhaps go iceblocking on the remains, but we were unable to find a place...

A few weeks back YellowBear and I were walking down the street in the Richmond. We were on our way to the Rockit Room to see our friend Mick's band Cold Hot Crash. Anyway, we looked up and saw this sign. We originally noticed one discrepency, and ...

Sorry this is so wordy, but let that be a testament to the depth of my confusion. So last Friday, I stopped to take some pics of some street art in downtown LA before walking over to Union Station to catch a bus to LAX to fly up to SF. The distance...

So I was at work, and by boss comes in and says "Why exactly did you leave that coconut outside? Is it a part of that game you are playing?" "Um what coconut?' "The one you left on the street corner by the lamp post." "...

If this is not confusion then what is???? Documentation of the fuck whats his name again abdi… Fuck you must only be able to say a word so many times before you cannot use it anymore… RUBIN, thats it!!! Documentation of Rubin Madness on SFØ S...

Image says it all (Check out my 5 year old paint skills!)

Was riding the N-Judah on my way to work. We had stopped at Duboce and Church when the driver started saying something to the tune of, "There's something going on in the Subway, you'll all have to get out here and catch either the 22 Fillmore to—" ...

That was my score-reset face too!

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