When i first set out on this task, i was naive to the homonyms that surround us. "Piffle!" i thought, i shall tame these homonyms and harness their juicy powers, and so i set about it. My first stop was to acquire a proper definition of a homonym...

I was an english major. I've avoided this task because it brings out the awful puns in me. Each of these is two words long. versus -------------------------------- versus --------------------------------- versus

wig: false hairpiece whig: supporter of American revolution bare: naked bear: wild ursine flour: powdered grain flower: a bloom

For anyone doing this task, you may want to take a look at this helpful site: http://www.cooper.com/alan/homonym_list.html

As of the last few months, I have insomnia. Its 5:30 no sleep and i gotta get ready for work in 10 minutes. fuck. the pictures below are united homonyms, via some ameture photoshop work. each photo is a depiction of a homonym set.

Ok, so I didnt take the pictures and they arent side by side, but at least its inspired...

These rock stars do not look at all like their names! (Their names not only don't look like them, but are also at least two different objects when said orally...WOWie!) (Cept for Billy Idol...he looks a bit like baphomet, an evil goat headed Sa...

I couldn't find anyone with a swayed back wearing suede shoes, nor could I find a sax to place in sacks. I found a tale near a tail, but it really wasn't photogenic enough to capture. Tax notices aren't posted with tacks anymore, which caused me to...

well.. you know.. I just uploaded the pictures

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