Today I did some licking. Many local objects were licked. I have recorded their lickability on a scale from bad to good. Lick lick lick. Heinz Spotted Dick (canned): bad I just know that the contents of this tin are evil. I could feel the ...

What a task. We set out on an adventure across the city to determine what things are good for licking. It was a difficult task considering this city has so much to offer. Of all the things we licked, Zuni's (the nice restaurant) was the best, as i...

what is good to lick? your kitty, of course, especially if her name is heather and she is an eccentric little kitty already. celina copperplate suggested it and so i complied (she is so winsome, it's impossible to say no!) and, lo and behold, th...

I don't know about San Francisco but I decided (without prompting or consultation) that Dads are good for licking in Minnesota. Especially because they make funny faces. Celina held the camera and Star5 laughed in encouragement.

This began as an exercise in marking property. Lowteck refused to understand that the lighter was mine, so I had to mark it with my tongue. Lighters, it turns out, are good for licking. Shoe soles, on the other hand, are not good for licking. T...

After a hard day ambushing another player, taking part in a public flogging and untangling a human knot, it was time for some refreshment. I'd been meaning to trying out Mitchell's Ice Cream, which is supposed to be the best ice cream in San Francisc...

blue gruel is *not* good for licking.

i do not lifve in sf but in dc so i went and licked rndom crap on the streeet. i have gotton a disease so dont do it . here s a list. 1. Dog 2. Cat 3. trash barrel 4. trash in barrel 5. trash bag 6. building 7. sidewalk 8. bag on ground w/ ...

mr penguin licked a bart train/car i licked a cable car

Shazbot licks: public pay phone water Mike: BART pole Cheese Bread Meat