After looking over the description, I realized that acquiring a large reserve is neither necessary nor sufficient. So I obtained a little bit of peppermint oil (in the form of a box of altoids) and a little bit of Act II Popping and Topping Oil, whic...

ding! ding! I have an announcement to make. As of 23hrs of yesterday I have gained control of the world's largest supply of baby oil. Unless you give in to my demands, I intend to use it to disrupt your lives unless you give in to my demands. HA! ...

SF0 friends! Please hear me out and be the first to take advantage of this most lucrative of opportunities. I, Mantooth, have cornered the world market on S.M.A.S.H. oil. For those of you who don't follow these matters, that stands for - SYNTHETIC M...

I said noon and I meant it, Kyle. Since yesterday evening, I have gathered the aceitonas and vegetables of the world in a final push to battle the great meaty beast. Our vegetarian cuisine shall vanquish this lumbering vicissitude! All excess olive...

id like to give back my points. sorry for the trouble.