Away in the homeland for the holidays, Bex attempts to begin a new sf0 colony. AZ Zero!!! Duhn duhn DUHN! All she has to do is convince someone to play. Sadly, Tucson isn’t really a flashmob kind of town (yet), and describing such involved task...

This is Val. I met her while waiting an unsually long time for the blue line. After telling her this joke we shared a ride to the loop and a lovely conversation. [googlevideo:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3838666762464915540&hl=en]

This was fun because I enjoy talking to strangers. Clarity and I both told two seperate jokes to two total strangers. Clairty got in line at a pretzel place and Clarity said to the person in front of her "This line is so long!" The girl kind of look...

[Continued from Buy A Stranger A Drink] So, having sent over the drink and approached the group, I went right in with my joke. On the way over to the bar, I had asked some friends for their favorite jokes. One guy spoke up telling me that he had a ...

Told this guy that I met in a bar my 3 favorite elephant jokes – 1a) Q- why do ducks have flat feet? A – to stomp out Forrest fires 1b) Q – why do elephants have flat feet? A – to stomp out burning ducks 2)Q - what’s grey and c...

I told the penguin joke that has been my favorite since Danger D. told it to me last year. Danger actually told me a better joke earlier tonight, but since he used it himself, I felt I couldn't use it again. This guy looked so bored while waiting f...

This is a video clip of me telling the waitress a funny. Me: Why do elephants wear red toenail polish? Waitress: I don't know. Me: To hide in the strawberry patch. Waitress: *blank stare* Me: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patc...

I told a lady who was clad entirely in denim the following joke: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!! She was amused and understood the joke right off the bat. If she has young children, or teaches young children, I would hope ...

I went up to some random guy and said "Now i must tell you a joke." A mushroom hops into a bar and tries to order a drink. The bartender gets very angry and starts yelling at the poor mushroom to get out. The mushroom trys to appeal to the bartender,...

Q Why do women wear make-up and perfume? A 'Cause they stink and they're ugly! I told this joke to a girl I met at my friend's birthday party at a bar. Normally everyone I've told this joke seems to think it's pretty funny, but I actually thin...