This is the truth. Please sit down, and take this in as slowly as you need to. Recent advances in physics, specifically m-theory and string theory have shown the probable existence of extra dimensions beyond the three spatial and time dimension...

Well, it took a while, but I finally created (documented) a conspiracy theory. Rather than go with long, rambling, and incoherent as chosen by the other creator of a conspiracy theory posted so far, I decided to do the exact opposite. Mine is short a...