Right. So. Peaceful soul that I am, I should probably incriminate myself, rather than someone else. This task description may or may not be safe for work, I'll warn you now. (Though, if you're already on this page, too late?) If you are Eleanor the M...

Pizazz says: Many months ago a good friend bought me a beautiful work of art - a rainbow-coloured glass dildo. You can see an example here: Phallix Glass (probably NSFW.) Anyway, so from the moment I first heard about these beautiful glass dil...

There is a very VERY incriminating book on the bookshelf in my living room. It has been there since I moved in, but none of my friends, roommates-- not even my boyfriend has noticed that not only do I have the original Monster Manual-- but I colored ...

There is Nothing More Incriminating Than Kriss Kross So Rubin left his Kriss Kross CD "Totally Krossed Out" at my wake. Much like Hammer, Kriss Kross is NEVER ok. I realized that I had in my possession evidence that incriminated Rubin of being to...

Being a Literature Lover and interested in all things Poe, I was excited to complete this task. Problem is, I couldn't think of a good way to prax this praxis. It just so happened that I accidentally found a way to do this today. I was at work, whe...

I go to boarding school. Logicaly no weapons of any sort are allowed in dorms or anywhere else. I have a wrist rocket that I usually hide as I could get kicked out if it was found. I have left it out on my desk for a day and prayed the prefect would ...

Well, I considered hiding my big purple sparkly vibrator above the mirror in the bathroom, but the Sex Toy Above Sink thing has already been done with great brilliance. All of my other interesting/incriminating items were deemed unecessary to bring ...

this is my bb gun. anyone who knows me can tell you i was recently shot in the eye with a bb gun and am also not allowed one

For some reason my parents took away my cap gun. as soon as they took it away i got another one and hid it.I left it on the middle of my desk 4 a couple days.i never got caught, luckily.

Oh Noes! Cool factor=Nonexistant