Tasks / Ultimate Gonzo Cage-Free Super Slam Dada Match!

Stage a big, absurd, nonsensical, but highly orchestrated competitive bout. Include as many competitors as you wish, be they players, non-players, strangers, or what have you. Think like a WWE wrestling promoter - in BIZARRO WORLD!
The main thing is that the actual "fight" should not resemble any known form of competitive fighting. Use your creativity - employ foodstuffs, junk, animals, feats of non-physical strength - whatever you can think of that can be competitive and entertaining and silly. (And make sure no one really gets hurt, okay?)
And make it big! Publicize it! Draw a crowd! You can't go too far!
2 to 50 players
45 points
Level 3
Created by Lank
1 completed :: 3 in progress
Interested in collaborating on this: (no one yet!)
this task is retired
Comments
i could make some really long Q-tip style padded fighting sticks
Not suggesting anyone go on a multi-tasking super binge, but this would be a pretty good way of settling a duel...
Gadget knows all about huge Q-tips.
(Stolen remorselessly from Star5.
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I was dabbling with the idea of settling a deul with this task. I think it would be super fun. Perhaps with giant robot suits in a miniaturized city. A lot of work but it would be worth it.
Didn't know where to post this:
Is anyone going to have a showing of Battle Royale? Perhaps you could get credit for this?
Praxis
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