Me and my friend decided to do this task in honor of Orgasmo, a damn funny movie. Heres the post: Ever since I saw Orgasmo I've had a craving to have DVDA. So if you think you'd wanna give it a shot, hollaaah! and if you don't know what that is,...

Title: Paint Me Wanted: An equation savvy physicist or mathist or sadist to cover my naked body with formulae using non permanent ink. If you want to get really kinky you could go parametric or cylindrical on my coordinates. Or integrate my Gaus...

I'm not sure why, but unfortunately this was pulled shortly after posting. query(geeklover) - m4w - 26 (chicago burbs) Reply to: pers-182837280@craigslist.org Date: 2006-07-17, 12:34AM CDT mysql_connect("chicago", "craiglist", "wethehorny")...

This is good. I submitted two similar ads based on a George Carlin routine, one from a male perspective and one female, seeking a personal assistant. The male one Posted first and can still be found at http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/179649809.h...

Here's what I posted: Seeking someone to turn my conspiracy fantasy into reality. I don't want any fakes; protecting my identity is crucial, but someone needs to crack open my shell. I like to be petted, but my cryptoquizzical nature also necessitat...

so in completing this task, i wanted to create something which was both realistic looking (with poor spelling and grammar and demands that despite its last flagging and deletion it is a real post) and well, meta insane batshit bizarre. i may ...

Below is the ad I posted on craigs list: Nature lover seeks fellow adventurer to explore the urban jungle. Let’s scale glass buildings and pick wire fruit on our journey to forbidden knowledge. We’ll make magic under the moonlight. Blood is life...

http://fresno.craigslist.org/cas/264234819.html So, here's my "casual encounter" desire. If the link is gone, here's the text of the request: Make your move - w4m - 18 I see you, you see me. Walking down the dorm hallway. Make your move, please. Yo...

This just popped into my head as soon as I saw this task. http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/179489812.html Planet of lonely women seeking well hung Hu-Man for salvation of race. Candidate must be within 98.8% chromosomal match with terrestri...

Everyone on craigslist is always looking for a "partner in crime," so I thought I'd try being literal: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/180167845.html Attractive female safecracker wanted - m4w - 28 (SOMA / south beach) Reply to: pers-18016...