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Something Fishy by Abe the Lion Tamer

August 15th, 2009 11:04 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Go fishing for something that is not fish.

Decided to go fishing for trolls, on Omegle, the website where you talk to strangers (omegle.com). From my past experience, I know this to be a dark and dangerous corner of the internet, where most of the population is either trolling for cybersex or only slightly English-literate, and as a result large number of internet pranksters or "trolls" have moved in to infest the dark and dangerous waters. There is a particular skilled level of internet statesmanship wherein two trolls meet, and each tries to one-up the other, a battle in which I have engaged so far. And so I began fishing for a troll more crafty, more bold, more disturbing than myself.

I began collecting conversations yesterday afternoon

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A typical conversation. To be honest, I didn't record all of these

Finally, a good conversation!
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There were too many of these, as well
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I was hoping for a troll, but it turned out to be just another cyber-desperate somebody

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No idea what his/her deal was, but not definitively a troll

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Now, that one was interesting

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Okay, this one's pretty good:main_picture1983311.pngpicture2083312.pngmain_picture2183313.pngmain_picture183314.png
Finally, a troll! ALas, I could think of no good comeback, and so gave up in shame. Perhaps next time, I will be valiant and witty enough to engage in battle.

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16 vote(s)

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Rin Brooker

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Ben [Sunshine]

 1

Lincøln

 3

Spidere

 1

Jellybean of Thark

 5

Samantha

 3

Ombwah

 3

teucer

 4

Brock Dubbels

 5

Sombrero Guy

 2

Optical Dave

 2

MonkeyBoy Dan

 3

Poisøn Lake

 4

Young Cain

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Not Here No More

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Idøntity matrix


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9 comment(s)

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posted by Ben [Sunshine] on August 16th, 2009 1:13 AM

Points for making me laugh. : ]

+Sunshine

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posted by Not Here No More on August 19th, 2009 5:10 PM

Seconded wholeheartedly.

hot damn
posted by Samantha on August 16th, 2009 4:37 PM

That is some dedicated fishing. Your snappy comebacks had me in tears of laughter.

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posted by Abe the Lion Tamer on August 16th, 2009 6:31 PM

Ah well, that's what it's all about. I have huge files saved on my computer of past omegle conversations, with witty comebacks on both sides

"It's Autumn, so my antlers are almost finished growing in" +2
posted by Sombrero Guy on August 17th, 2009 1:27 AM

Some great conversations there! I'm going to try this site now...

(By the way, Nice is in France)

Past omegle conversations
posted by Abe the Lion Tamer on August 19th, 2009 12:53 AM

I found some of my older ones (omegle is where the trolls troll trolls):

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: seven days
Stranger: seven... days...
Stranger: SEVEN DAYS...
You: asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: jello
Stranger: asl
You: 102 / both / in bed with your mother
Stranger: fucking sexy.
Stranger: i want you in me

(no subject)
posted by teucer on August 19th, 2009 5:19 PM

Those are awesome. The second kind of reminds me of Bloodninja.

Annnnd I found the rest of my saved conversation stash
posted by Abe the Lion Tamer on August 19th, 2009 11:52 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm male 19 from uk. wanna cyber with female.
You: Wow
You: Sexy
You: It sounds like we have a lot in common
Stranger: tell me more
Stranger: i'm interested
You: I too am a 19-year-old male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Contrary to what you may believe, Racism isn't necesarily a bad thing.
You: Oh?
You: Are you going to enlighten me?
Stranger: Yes.
You: (pun intended)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: salve, amice!
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: wanna cyber in Latin?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

one from a while back
posted by Daev on March 20th, 2010 4:11 PM

http://dave.icy.com.au/omegle-verse.html

this is one of mine :)