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The Labeling Compulsion by JJason Recognition

November 18th, 2007 2:20 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Compulsively label things, in your home and in places of business.

Man, compulsion is right. You start out with something simple, like labeling your door.
Door!
Then you label a few more things.
Plate!
And before you know you're labeling everything is sight.
Desk!
Not satisfied with only labeling my own stuff, I moved out to label more and more.
Apartment building!Vending Machine!Water Fountain!
Soon just labeling didn't do it for me anymore. I need more. I started using adjectives.
Yellow Poster!It's not a very good wall
I was completely out of control. Soon my labels stopped making any sort of sense.
Bear! Orange! Xylophone!
Not even my friends and family were safe from my rampage.
That guy!
It was time to admit that I had a problem. I took a good long look at myself. What I had I become?
Hand
Having seen the hard cost of my action, I was able to put away my tape, put away my markers, and stop labelling once and for all. It hasn't been easy, but I can now proudly label myself
And proud of it!
-Agent JJason

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door.JPG
Some things.JPG
Desk.JPG
Apartment building.JPG
vending machine.JPG
waterfountain.JPG
adjectives.JPG
Bad Wall.JPG
bear.JPG
this guy.JPG
hand.JPG
A guy.JPG

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posted by help im a bear on November 18th, 2007 2:28 PM

i am amazed

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posted by .thatskarobot on November 18th, 2007 9:04 PM

wonderful story, this is probably my favorite completion of this task so far, form of UoA standpoint, of course. lol

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posted by Charlie Fish on November 19th, 2007 4:50 AM

The story really adds to this task. I like it.

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posted by Herbie Hatman on November 19th, 2007 6:58 PM

I am voting for:

Xylophone.

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posted by teucer on November 19th, 2007 11:13 PM

I just went to that vending machine.

The labels are still there.