Glove Slap by Lank, Blue, anna one, Ohrlyeh Totenkinder
June 28th, 2007 2:50 PM / Location: 37.821437,-122.2880I, Lank, hereby challenge Shalàhco to a duel.
(or whatever crafty name you are going by now) The subject of this challenge is the besmirching of the honor (and skin) of the lady by the name of anna one. The incident in question is documented here: Not-So-Fun Accident
Fun accident, indeed! Look at the bruises! Read about the pain!
Here are my initial rules:
The date of our match must needs be June 2nd or 3rd, TBD.
Our match will take place in Golden Gate Park, exact location TBD.
The lady in question shall choose the weapons with which we are to duel.*
Each of us must choose a second. I'm not sure what they're for, but they'll be collaborators and they'll have to be there and they'll get points for this task, too.
Further detail will be ironed out in the coming days. Check back on this page for updates.
I slap you with a low-res electronic red leather glove, sir! Bring it!
* NOTE: The weapons of choice need not be of a nature that will cause any more than minor physical damage. In fact, the weapons of choice can, and perhaps preferably should, revolve around the demonstration of the competitors' mad skilz in some sort of feat, to be determined by the aforementioned lady.
I Shalàhco(or whatever my name is)…
hereby accept your challenge!!!
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The Duel!!!
So it was upon the good advice of Sir Poon For the Seafood Esquire that we decided to resolve the duel through Dance Dance Immolation
Basically it is Dance Dance Revolution with a little attitude…
that being that while you are dancing there are flamethrowers pointed at you and if you mess up you get set on fire!
It brings to mind the term… Disco Inferno!
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Death by Disc☢
Just because I accept your challenge doesn't mean I can't feel genuinely bad too…
I'd get that framed
The Stage for the Duel!
There are RULES!
Oh, and by the way: Lank won. Drinks were had by all.
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...to request suggestions from the SF0 community on dueling weapons. Many have already been submitted, but I feel that it is in my best interest to consider all options. May the many-headed prevail!
2nd thought, that might cause much more of what started the duel.
Dang anna....Let the boys be boys....but make it silly.
I'm thinking lawn chairs and margaritas while they make asses of themselves.
pudding lots and lots of pudding
Kilbasa sausages, tied to strings, tied to sticks.
No one can resist the might of the sausage flail!
Perhaps dip the sausages in paint first? Or Mustard.
Or food dye, so we can eat them after?
No wasting of eat-able meatstuffs!
The other party of the original drunk-brunch (a non-player) suggests that the boys wrestle it out in a vat of jello. Duly noted.
Make them battle it out in a winner-take-all game of Twister®.
PVC blow-gun armed with stale mini-marshmellows. Not incredible range, but amusing all the same.
naked forehead dildo wrestling.....
any decisions regarding the duel?
i am anxious to see
YOU GUYS SHOULD MOVE THE DUEL TO THE 9TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that way it could be at the Picnic/eno event!!
I won't be in town on the 9th. I'm sad I'll miss the Eno event!
Dildo wrestling is the best.....ha ha ha
My first(1st) choice for Second(2nd) works until 9:30 on Saturday…
Hmm… I am just going to have to find a Second(2nd) Second(2nd) aren't I?
Ah… damn… where am i supposed to find a Second(2nd) Second(2nd) with such short notice?
second for what? I'm sleep deprived and stupid
The latest suggestion of a time is Sunday at high noon. This is apropos because duels were traditionally held at dawn, and noon is the new dawn.
Can your second do noon Sunday? Can mine? Do I have one?
I think that the usefulness of seconds includes determining the exact locale for the duel and inspecting the weapons (if that's even going to be possible - ooh, now that I think about it, it kinda sounds dirty...)
NEITHER MY Second(2) Nor MY Second(2) Second(2) can do sunday at noon.
One works the other cannot play SFØ on the Sabath
Have a late night duel....or duel at dawn? If you all did the duel thingie at dawn....we could all go get an excellent after duel breakfast.
Saturday or Sunday at dawn? Hopefully meaning "relatively early in the morning" rather than actual dawn. DEAR GOD PLEASE NOT 5:30AM!
I'm down for late at night too - just makes it trickier to find a location with enough light to capture the event on fil'm.
Yeah....shouldn't be that tricky. We could probably find a place.
Hot dog! A worthy adversary for you? That I wish I could see.
Hell Yeah! So many people are stoked on this.
Saturday at midnight.
I have my 2nd.
Where shall it be?
It has been getting pretty cold and windy up here at night.
I'l still do it… just thought you should know…
also don't know about Golden Gate Park at night… never been.
We could always do it in my playground
ha ha ha... you guys can go fight in Patsy's playground, but in that case you'll have to count me out.
Weapon choice will take into consideration the cold. (ie. No pudding, no jello. Sorry. My shower is the closest to GG. No pudding in my livingroom.)
I think in that case you would have to count the bloody duel out cause we would to busy fending off zombie like crack fiends!!!
Sweet I get off of work at 9:30! I am soo freaking stoked. I cannot absolutely cannot wait for this shizit to happen. Neither can my friends so lets make it good!
So you settled on sausage flails...right? Right?
Well I've got plenty of PVC pipes lying around now, if you want to go the Stick Fighting™ route
I just noticed this little bit of info on the ol' news page:
"We've also decided to (informally) add player dueling to SFZero, based on Sean's rules. If you'd like to have a duel-by-task-completion, contact us and we'll put you on the front page. Winners get special dueling badges, honor, etc.."
When there's badges involved, I think some kind of task-based weapon might just be what I settle on. Incorporate feats of strength, prowess and/or PVC into that idea- there's just 23 hours left to decide.
So Sean, do you get a badge for participation, or only for being satisfied?
I know you guys are probably under some time restraints this weekend…
are we still up for a real live duel…
or are we going to make it something task related?
Can I just say that last night was freaking amazing!
Yeah, you boys totally rock. I love this game...
so who won??? and what was the title of that song?
thanks for the reminder... I updated above, but Lank came out with the most points... all in all, it was totally badass.
p00n was in charge of the songs.
The song is "Danger! High Voltage" by Electric Six. Unless there's more video I haven't seen - they won't let us download Flash 8 here at work!
Danger! High Voltage: Electric Six
Baby Got Back: Sir Mix-Allot
Kung-Fu Fighting: bad cover band (I wish there was video of the pre-match posturing on this one it was Proc-Suit comic genius!)
Lank won every match.....but both contestants worked it with equal style and presence.
I'd love to meet the opponent that could challenge Lank at Dance Dance Anything.
You haven't really lived until you've danced like a moron to Baby Got Back while engulfed in flame as part of a duel to defend a lady's honor. Thanks, SFØ!
I am so jealous. I saw Dance Dance Immolation at BM but didn't get to do it for a variety of reasons all involving timing.
It would be appreciated if you gave proper credit for that first photo there.
Thought I put the Photographers name on there… hold on… My B…
Fixed…
And one more time for good measure
Awesome photo by Kristen Ankiewicz
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still want sausage flails.
But I do like FIRE
You should totally have a duel with sausage flails. I'd vote for it!
that comic is totally sweet. I wish I could vote!
It is worth a thousand words but I was going to make a new one for that!
Oh My God! how have I not voted for this yet???
I don't see it as greed so much as a gentle reminder of our epic awesomeness.
Besides it's not like I just picked a task where just I get the opportunistic love.
I believe Yellow Bear has just proved my point!
Now keep it down or others will figure it out.
My humble gesture of appreciation for this task:
http://sf0.org/bex/taskDetail/?id=1013
And remember: No killing each other except in designated player-killing zones!