Events / Zombie Protest Rally
When:December 22nd, 2009 @ 5:45pm to 8:00pm
Where:
Jack London Square
Jack London Square, Oakland to Oakland City Hall
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2/unlimited
Organizer:
Leopard of the Blood Moon
Description:
(As noted on various places on the web)
date: Tuesday, December 22, 2009
time: 05:45 PM to 08:00 PM
where: Jack London Square, Oakland to Oakland City Hall
address: as noted above.
cost: buy your own "drinks"
dress code: Undeadish
Description
Meet in full Undead Regalia 12/22 starting around 5:45pm @ the bar next to Jack London's cabin in Jack London Square right next to the harbor. Drink...well, whatever. If you haven't made signs, do so ... red "paint" will be available.
@ 6:30pm MARCH, stumble, fly, crawl to Oakland City Hall. Please stay on the sidewalk and obey traffic signals. No "snacking" on the way, either!
List of demands:
Undead covered by Americans with Disabilities Act as far as making churches, Mosques, etc. accessible to us.
We want the right to vote back! We might be "dead", but we are mobile and those voting machines must be made "Zombie-user-friendly"! We can gurgglleee do itssssss!
We want the right to eat (consenting!) food without being charged with assault, cannibalism, murder, etc.
No more "chipping" and "leash laws" for those of us who get furry!
We want REAL blood banks! Ones where we can have accounts and the new rules restricting overdraft fees should apply, too.
Rewrite the marriage laws such that "till undeath do us part" be an option. Otherwise, for those of us who die, automatic freedom from marriage as the law now stands!
We want the right to start Undead Gaming Casinos in graveyards, mausoleums and the like. Especially Julia Morgan-designed ones like at the top of Piedmont Ave.
We get a cut of ALL movies about the undead and the funds go into a trust to start up Undead Economic Zones.
Restaurants must be allowed to serve uncooked meat and carry, well, our type of meat.
We get to keep Social Security benefits.
Sports teams with undead mascots are legally on our menu.
We are exempted from "scent free" environment requirements.
Necromancers need to be allowed to work in hospitals and clinics in order to provide us with proper medical scare.
Laurell K. Hamilton is our PR liasonette.
Michael Vick gets to live with werewolves for a few months.
US currency needs to be re-written " In God Some Of Us Trust".
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Aw. Gonna be out of town for the holidays. D: Wish I could be there!!!!! This looks completely awesome.
This is win. Too bas I can't go D: I'd have so much fun