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Tasks / All Before The Age Of 14

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Buy smokes from the ice cream man. Get some friend drunk at the age of 12 and have her pee her pants and puke in front of her mother. Steel you mom's car when she is in New Mexico and teach a friend how to drive. Crash her car into a tree. put a dead frog in your neighbors mail box and have them call the cops; blame your brother. Burned down your tree fort and don't get caught. Feed your cat pennies. Have her run away a year later.

My point is...Please don't feel responsible for something you did before the age of 14. No regrets.

1000 points suggested

1 to 10 players
0 points
Level 0
Created by Blue

Terms: drugs, police, tree, children, steal, toilettask, regret, intoxication, crash, childhood, blame, trouble, wild, past, alcohol, cops, cat, child, car, fire, time

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this task is pretired


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(no subject) +1
posted by Fonne Tayne on November 7th, 2007 5:01 PM

By my count one needs far more players than just ten.

1) Ice cream man
2) Drunk friend
3) Drunk friend's mom
4) Your mom
5) New Friend
6) New Mexico
7) Tree
8) Neighbor
9) Neighbor #2 (wife, roommate, etc? one person wouldn't freak out)
10) Dead frog
11) Dispatcher
12) Good cop
13) Bad cop
14) Denzel Washington
15) Your brother
16) Carpenter
17) Cat
18) Abraham Lincoln (has pennies)
19) Tasker (you)

(no subject)
posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 7th, 2007 5:20 PM

I also used to sneak into my moms room to listen to George Michael's I wanna sex you up. Wow...I'm amazing. Part of my life is now a task that will never be approved!

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posted by Blue on November 7th, 2007 6:34 PM

Your looking at it all wrong…
It's a pretired task! ;^)

(no subject)
posted by Sean Mahan on November 7th, 2007 10:06 PM

Consulting the OJ lawyers...

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 8th, 2007 2:22 PM

"if the glove doesn't fit - you must acquit"

I really wish that I could have used that one on my mom growing up. I would have been smacked but it would've been worth it :)

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on November 9th, 2007 12:16 PM

Okay...I get what you're saying Zemaluco!! Reenacting my childhood gives me nightmares...



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posted by Not Here No More on May 22nd, 2008 12:35 PM

Unfourtunately, I could do this. However, I won't.