Tasks / Candid Awesome
Describe in great detail and length what you were doing just prior to reading this task.
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Yeah, right. You were all looking at porn.
I myself was picking my teeth and googling myself. (Hard).
When I google my real name, one of my options is "That other Kyle Hamilton." I have no idea.
planning (entirely inside my brain) the brilliant sockpuppet i will one day create.
Good idea. Skrodes should not be trusted with such sensitive matters.
Arrested Development, episodes 101-107.
Realizing as I lay in bed that my uber-hangover is actually the flu, coincidentally ushered in by a night of ridiculous drinking. Then, in my fevered, debilitated state, I decided that the best thing to do was to move my desk. I like it better here.
The chicken soup's almost ready.
I was putting a boat back together. Cleaning out the engine well, putting the floor panels back in, replacing the back seat, and then trying out the new back seat by sitting in it, then my friend and I spent the last two hours sitting in the back of the boat (in the driveway) staring up at the stars and talking about life, adventure and movies. Then we took the shopvac down to the storm drain a block away and emptied and cleaned out the water and gunk. Then brought it back and cleaned out the filter and left it out to dry next to the boat, then a spent some quality time with Kado (who happens to be a dog, but don't tell him, he hasn't figured it out yet). Then I came into my home, turned off the fan, took the camera and JesusPhone out of my pockets and then removed all of my clothes, got into bed, watched Skype vomit up a huge backlog, and as that was scrolling past, I posted my photo for the day, then started to read the Skype backlog, then had an abbreviated chat with Andrew on the Skype machine, then checked the links to my friends' comments, then found this thread, then imagined my friend in San Francisco, being really sick and not taking anybody's advice to just lay down and relax and get better and instead starts rearranging furniture. That made me smile. And then I got sad because I miss my friend.
I came home to my new roommate and her boyfriend watching television. I happened to have an almost-full bottle of Jim Beam with me and I poured 3 on the rocks. I briefly bitched about my romantic situation (which is perpetually in flux and ridiculous) and they told me to get over it. We had a brief 3-way slapping contest (which I enjoyed. She didn't, but I think he did). I folded 2 origami boats and one origami nun before getting bored. Truth be told, I was thinking about Blueberry Mascarpone. They chain smoked. We discussed the merits of our newly partially shaved cat. The roomie says she did it to make the fluffy cat more comfortable in the summer heat, but I suspect it's an act of revenge for a nasty scratch earlier this week. In any case, Bug is much better behaved now, we all agree. The boyfriend said he was hungry, so I gave them 20 American and asked that they bring me back 1 box of cereal (her choice), 2 pears, 2 oranges, some cheese (her choice, probably a mistake), and whatever the boy wanted. They left, I grabbed my lappy, checked my g-mail, changed my myspace handle to "Midget" (i'm 6' tall, that's 1.8 meters), and logged into sf0. GYØ James' charming comment was in my updates page. I read the thread. I thought, "Who is this GYØ James fella, he seems interesting," then I left this for whoever comes along next.
p.s. It's 4:42 am CST.
p.p.s. She got Honey Nut Cheerios and sharp cheddar.
p.p.p.s. I just realized that GYØ James is Harry Lee.
voting on La Scarlatta's Not The intended Use and chuckling to myself at the lovely mental image of her sitting in a bath all soaped up with no water to rinse... and by lovely i in no way mean icky, as i have never met her, it is simply her adoration inspiring cyber persona that sat in an italian tub covered in bubbles... and then covered in fizzies and water.
prior to that i was reading my photogrpahy assignment for the online class i am taking while sitting at my desk at work doing everything in my power to enjoy my saturday as best i can - while at work - in a building that has no air conditioning - when SF has a heat wave.
prior to that i was looking at babe hawaii's postcard contribution and being highly impressed while also mentally contemplating my own postcards, some of which i started last night simply because i love the idea so much.
prior to that i was emailing my book club congratulating us on being so much fun and having such entertaining conversations about books (and also thanking them for deciding we all need to go out so they can each be my "wing woman" - they are under the impression i simply need to have some fun and want to "find me a man" or rather "many men". mostly i laugh at them when they say these things. but it comes from a sweet place, so i don't mind).
prior to that i was leaving my friend a voicemail to pick a weekend in July for me to visit St Louis.
before that i woke up.
MINCH AND MYRNA TAKE OVER THE GATEWAY CITY!
stay tuned...
it is going to be so awesome there is not enough win to contain us...
Getting ready to go to bed after a long day of driving home to the northlands from the even further northlands.
Arguing with my mother about whether I'm allowed "late-night Coke" on the grounds of "you're breaking your teeth".
I won.