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Calvinball™ by Abe the Lion Tamer, Pirates! Attack!, Juliette, Young Cain, Not Here No More, Sister Melanie, Supine ⠮⡽⣪Rocket

May 23rd, 2010 9:01 AM / Location: 37.807096,-122.4218

INSTRUCTIONS: Get a large group of friends and/or strangers and play a game of Calvinball™. Document as thoroughly as possible and describe your enjoyment or lack thereof in great detail.

Three rounds. Eight players. Two teams enter, one team leaves! Two teams enter, one team leaves!
We began our game by spinning the lizards for teams. Team Iguana consisted of Ariana, Bryce, Abe, and Rebecca. Team Solomon (after the team captain, a Solomon Island Skink) consisted of Juliette, Phil, Mitchell, and Elsa.

Round One:
in which team captains cannot capture the flag

(documented by Ariana)

Round Two:
in which team captains are encouraged to capture the flag

(documented by Juliette)

Round Three:
Rule 1: nobody talks about round three.
Rule 2: nobody talks about round three.
(There are pictures, however.)

Take the stick from the old man
If your ankles are grabbed by any player, you must pray to a deity of your choice for 10 seconds
if you steal one of the two lizards that the old man carries, you are immune to an ankle attack
when the time is up, whoever's team has the stick wins

(documented by Abe)


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most of these people...


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have never met before.


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the proud Solomon Skink team


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the rambunctious iguana team (plus ariana, who took this picture)


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super fierce. XD


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The umbrella has powers. Powers of waterproofness.



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Round 1 begins


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Phil has the shield


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What IS that on your head, Abe? Not a top hat!



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He gonna keel youuuuuu








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I find this picture to aesthetic


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Ariana doesn't know what's going on up there, but she isn't sure she likes it.


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Bryce secretly worships the Canadian people...


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and he is very excited about his new cape, although Rebecca and Abe are a bit confused.


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Elsa, being adorable, is also confused about the Canadian cape.


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Round 2 begins


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Team Iguana is ready


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Ariana makes a dash for it!


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I think this photo is pretty epic.


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End of Round 2



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Round 3 begins: Phil is the old man



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Bryce is praying to Canada


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Rebecca is praying to Cthulu





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"Aaah! Don't thwhack me!"








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posted by anna one on May 24th, 2010 10:20 AM

Tee hee: "Bryce is praying to Canada."

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posted by teucer on May 24th, 2010 11:30 AM

Round three appears to have the same rule being used twice.

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posted by Silent Zig on May 24th, 2010 2:19 PM

I think you just broke the rule(s) of round three.

:O