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haHA -ben yamiin
"I found you" is all people manage to muster when I am just walking down the street, and who can blame them. After years of toil, seeking me out with the same fervor the 70s attacked the multi-colored cubes that arrived without explanation demanding to be solved, they just run into me on the street. It is unrewarding, and I understand that. All the years you have been looking for me, I can't just walk out and shake your hand and shatter the childhood dreams and unspoken promises of grandeur attained by finding me. But I do need to be found, and I was rather hoping you would know why. As Machiavelli explained himself to "The Prince" (Yes, The The Prince):
Just as those who draw landscapes place themselves
below in the plain to contemplate the nature of the
mountains and of lofty places, and in order to contemplate
the plains place themselves upon high mountains, even so
to understand the nature of the people it needs to be a
prince, and to understand that of princes it needs to be
of the people.
I'm not sure which of us gets to be the mountain, and which the plains, but it will do enough to see and be seen and come away the better for it.
Completed Tasks
- Player Photograph
- Silent Donation
- Stripping
- The Taking Tree
- Death Kava
- Calvinball™
- x10
- Human Trafficking
- Super Vote
- Journey to the End of the Night: San Francisco Halloween 2010
- Journey To The End Of The Night Los Angeles: Five Years Running
- I'm Looking For
- Break Bread
Friends
- Burn Unit
- anna one
- SNORLAX
- Darkaardvark
- rongo rongo
- Poisøn Lake
- Lank
- Ben Yamiin
- Lincøln
- Jellybean of Thark
- Spidere
- Bex.
- Tøm
- Adam
- Loki
- Scarlett
- Charlie Fish
- Not Here No More
- miss understanding
- susy derkins
- HKEY_Current _User
- Herbie Hatman
- Marshall Electric
- Beetle bomb
- JJason Recognition
- Secret Agent
- teucer
- Augustus deCorbeau
- Myrna Minx
- Tricia Tanaka
- inquisitive dragonfly
- Haberley Mead
- Morse Kode
- mkII Robot
- Dax Tran-Caffee
- Sombrero Guy
- Soren THREEdux
- Minch
- praximity
- The Animus
- TEA
- zer0gee
- Sparrows Fall
- done
- Evil Sugar
- Tac Haberdash
- Beta Orionis
- Voo
- Peter Garnett
- Pamda Bhaer
- Rusten Groot
- Amoeba Man
- The Found Walrus
- Absurdum
- artmouse
- lefthandedsnail
- Luai Lashire
- Icarus
- Lord Bojangles Winston-Jones
- Black Coyote
- Nazzo Tinerlen
- Edison Small
- Peter Wiggin
- Amithy Ilexa
- saille is planting praxis
- Morte
- Balaustine Envoy
- Anna Louise
- Steph Sullivan
- Sockpuppet Utility
- Sardonicus Tweed
- Harry Lee
- Fiona
- Cookie
- Grand Mask
- Scooter Vagabond
- Captain Cutthroat
- Rin Brooker
- Goddess of Doom and Thievery
- B 9
- Elle Miller
- MonkeyBoy Dan
- sPuNk
- Pixie
- King of Spain
- Nathan Dean
- Mountains of Radness
- penstemøn
- ƟE←¤
- Kate Saturday
- Idøntity matrix
- Sam Archer
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I was tempted to go for the 2 pounds of brisket, but I *know* I wouldn't manage a single other ingredient if I did.
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoin minced garlic
20 cocktail franks
1/5 onion
5 tablespoons canola oil
mayo
parmesan cheese to taste
1/4 cup chocolate syrup
I remember seeing a chart in a doctors office once that showed which sports use which muscle groups. I remember figuring out that the only combination on the chart which used all your muscle groups with only two sports was swimming and pole-vaulting.
I love it. I am only seeing this now, and I had no idea we got footage of those brave, brave ninja runners. Brings back fond memories. I still have the TMNT cups we offered to runners if they were thirsty.