Tasks / Find Jesus
Find a Jesus.
1 to 10 players
25 points
Level 2
Requires BART Psychogeographical Association OR Humanitarian Crisis
Created by Kyle Hamilton
10 completed :: 3 in progress
Interested in collaborating on this: (no one yet!)
this task is retired
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Regardless of one's religious beliefs, the command to find a Jesus seems indicative of a representation (or a dude named Jesus), rather than a spiritual conversion. I suspect current events provided the Profane Inspiration.
That, or this is part of an iconoclastic plot to find graven images so that they can then be destroyed.
Why is this a BART Psychogeographical Association?
Is Jesus on the BART???
This reminds me of the time I found Jesus AND Waldo at the same time on halloween last year.
Mink/Meta had a good idea. (see down at the bottom.)
but you should.... go further.
The person that can find all these people in completing this task, instead of just a Jesus, will be well-rewarded with point bonus. (Don't forget about taking it to the limit.) It is too easy just to find people with first names..... so here are the names and personalities of the apostles.
Simon Peter, the Fisherman,
Andrew, the Fisherman,
James the Greater, the brave, a son of Thunder,
John the Apostley, son of Zebedee, a son of Thunder,
Philip, the proselytizer,
Bartholomew, or Nathanael, the adermic,
Thomas, the doubter, or Judas Thomas Didymus, the twin,
James, son of Alphaeus, the just,
Matthew, the tax collector,
Simon of Canaan, or the Zealous,
Judas Iscariot, the betrayer,
St. Jude -or- Thaddeus -or- Judas, son of James.
I found jesus a while ago at a bus stop but I'm not a member of Bart PA or H. Crisis
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I really like the floating body....it's my favorite!
I'd join the religion based on Lowteck. My Lord and Senator. I'm sufficiently impressed by his miracles. He turns regular parking into metered parking before our eyes! The people have a hunger and he quenches it. LIke loaves and fishes, he turns bus stops into dance halls! Lowteck for God.
but the sweater is way more impressive.
I'd join a religion based on Lowteck. Totally.
yeah the sweater/smile kinda does it for me too...
O man I love this task, People have come up with so many neat task completions, Eddy it's completeions like yours that drive me to create more tasks for SFZero
-Kyle Hamilton
SFZero's Task Master in Exile
thanks kyle.......I love your obscure tasks so keep em coming...
See, this is why stats are such a big deal to me. Automatically-maintained statistics might show a very different picture! By your own tracking Kyle you've created 201 tasks with 30 accepted, an acceptance rate of just under 15%. Is that good? Is it bad? It's manifestly insane, of course, but how's it stack up?
For example, spar has had almost as many tasks accepted (27) but we don't know how many he's tried. I've had 25--but that's spread over two eras--and I think I've submitted as many as 3 times that number, I'm not sure. Which means you & spar are more prodigious in this era, clearly. rubin created 16 in ImpEx, and if his heart was in it this era, would he be at 32 or more? avvid had 14, mostly in last era so might he have repeated this level of performance?
You appear to be the Task Master, Kyle. But if we measured in more depth, well then, there'd be no guessing, would there? I would love to chase the carrot of task-creation. Better living thru sabrmetrics, baby!
And then there's those of us who are saving new tasks for the next era...
if i'm to become a deity, i demand this in statue form:
Oh holy shit, I'm all over that and then some...
So you're saying you'll do it if we make that happen?
Whadya say guys? Any sculptors?
So you want that but do you also want a sculpture of you standing in the background of the humping beavers?
If you say "Jesus" backwards, it sounds like Ringo Starr saying, "sausage".
Praxis
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Finding Jesus is hard! excuse my crappy editing skills. We all loaded up in my car, Eponine, our un-official official choice of transport when tasking. Our first location of searching was Golden Hills church. We arrived at the church and searched...
This is Jesus, holding his constituent parts. He's a high-up. He also is completely unaware of the purpose of this photo. The exchange: C-Dawg - "Hi Jesus, do you have a second?" Jesus - "Sure, what's up?" Me - "Take this....
We found a Jesus at Auto Zone. This task was completed not by looking for a specific Jesus, but rather hunting for one everywhere we happened to be. Interestingly enough, it turns out you can find a Jesus almost anywhere. We chose this one.
I hadn't intended to complete this task but then I stumbled upon a Jesus that was particularly remarkable. This is the largest single image of Jesus I have ever seen. Below you can see the full context, it actually covers a huge chunk of a buildin...
This task was somewhat inadvertently completed the other day whilst I was working with my father (who is an electrician) installing the electrical components for a new production line in a metal-working factory. Ratchets have always been a favorit...
I wasn't going to do this task. I didn't feel inspired and while I am absolutely a soul-searcher, this wasn't my kind of hunt. But, as happens for a lucky few, I didn't find Jesus, Jesus found me. Last weekend I was in NY. (side note: Any NYers o...
Here - I've got FOUR!
We went out in search of Jesus. Something artistic. And there was someone selling Jesus folk art on the side of the road! Success!
i go to a catholic school, so i have a text book w/ a bunch of pics of jesus. i have about 6 pics of him here.
Thou shalt party hard.
Please, no sappy glurge "The lord is with us all" completions. Pretty please? With sugar on top?