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Tasks / Specialization Is For Insects

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Heinlein said that "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly."

Demonstrate your ability to do at least eleven.

1 to 10 players
45 points
Level 3
Created by teucer

Terms: doktask

3 completed :: 16 in progress
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posted by Lincøln on January 23rd, 2008 12:38 AM

There are 21 things there. I think we should have to demonstrate our ability to do more than half.

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posted by susy derkins on January 23rd, 2008 12:53 AM

Seconded! To proof that we are at least half-human.

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posted by Levitating Potato on January 23rd, 2008 6:33 AM

I'd be willing to attempt to prove I could do all *but* three.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on January 23rd, 2008 7:28 AM

I'm fairly certain I can perform all but two.

I can probably conn a ship, but I don't know how strong any building I design may be.

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posted by Lincøln on January 23rd, 2008 8:06 AM

I was thinking something along those lines guys. I was thinking I could do all but one, and that one I could even do, but wouldn't be able to post my proof if I did it, so what's the point?

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posted by Levitating Potato on January 23rd, 2008 8:07 AM

Ah, but can you demonstrate it? Comforting the dying is hard to arrange for a praxis, and I'm not interested in butchering a hog or posting a posthumous praxis. That leaves setting a bone as the hardest, but I'm not yet ruling it out.

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posted by teucer on January 23rd, 2008 8:22 AM

Yeah, the theory is that you ought to be able to do way more than three of them - in fact, Heinlein would want you to do all of them - but doing more would have to be worth more than fifteen points.

(And hey, if you do lots of them, you will certainly get votes.)

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posted by teucer on January 23rd, 2008 8:27 AM

Also, planning an invasion would be a tricky one to prove you'd done at all well... unless Starcraft counts.

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posted by Lincøln on January 23rd, 2008 9:23 AM

I'm up for the challenge is what I'm saying.

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posted by Fonne Tayne on January 23rd, 2008 11:27 AM

Besides dying gallantly, none of this really necessitates grandeur: awhile back some friends and I "designed a building," of sorts, in the biome style. We needed to remove a willow-tree from our garden, and so conserved the young shoots, newly grown during that spring, for later planting. If you arrange them in a circle, and water them well, they will grow fast enough that you can control their upward growth and into intertwining patterns, making a small hut that is just spacious enough for, say, two or three people. It looks primitive but suffices for protection from the summer sun. Anyway, it's designing a building, not actually constructing one.

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posted by Bex. on January 23rd, 2008 12:56 PM

Analyze this new problem: Somebody make us a new doorhengeious clubhouse that will give us a place to chill together again, while you're at it.
I'll even cooperate and take orders in building a wall of it.

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posted by Fonne Tayne on January 23rd, 2008 1:49 PM

Slightly more specific. Hadn't seen your comment.

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posted by Not Here No More on February 2nd, 2008 6:19 PM

Theirs at least one that I don't want to do just yet.

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posted by Adam on May 6th, 2008 2:18 AM

Doing them is easy, proving it is not.

One094.jpg

If it wasn't for the resizing you could see it is a list of the things in the task, [link]

This list has been on my wall for a while now.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 6th, 2008 7:50 AM

Is that pink dog getting ready to chop hay?


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Illustrations for most (9/11) of the proofs can be found below the text. 1. Change a Diaper My first baby-sitting operations came when I was 12. Although I never baby-sat regularly, it always seemed to involve those who were not yet potty trained....

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Specialization is for insects by Sombrero Guy February 17th, 2008 9:28 AM

This was an interesting task, as it was basically many small tasks in one. I picked eleven that I can demonstrate my ability in. 1. Plan an Invasion This was the most fun, and the task which takes up the most space here. I decided to plan an invasi...

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Specialization is for insects by Voo June 28th, 2008 5:21 AM

For my eleven points of self-diversification, I chose the following: act alone, balance accounts, build a wall, comfort the dying, cook a tasty meal, cooperate, fight efficiently, pitch manure, solve equations, take orders, and write a sonnet. Let's ...

45 + 31 points :: 3 comments :: 7 votes